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thegreatjacob

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Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 20:53:00 GMT

I cant make this stuff up....

Victim allegedly attacked with karaoke machineLong Island police arrest suspect after assault on 'randomly' chosen victimUNIONDALE, N.Y. - A crazed attacker broke into a Long Island man's home, beat h...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 17:30:00 GMT

This might just be the funnies thing ever.


Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:48:00 GMT

scrubs

never watch scrubs when you're depressed.  if youve never seen the show you wont understand... for those of you who have:  well.... you understand.  now im way past depressed.
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 05:00:00 GMT

stupid early morning drunken shopping

at 4:30am this morning i became the proud owner of a 2-year subscription to men's health magazine..... and i THINK they conned me into buying some get fit book, ill have to check the invoice...stupid ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 14:44:00 GMT

Progress in Alzheimer's research

Alzheimer's vaccine works on mice: Japan scientist March 28, 2007 11:49:28 PM PST Japanese scientists have developed an oral vaccine for Alzheimer's disease that has proven effectiv...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 13:03:00 GMT

HAHA fucking HAHAHA

WSJ: First cases of "Wii Elbow" reported Aerobic activity with motion-sensing controller causing aches, pains; Nintendo urges exercise to counteract. By Tim Surette 12:29 pm PST November 27 ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 05:13:00 GMT

i heart the french quarter!

i just made a phone call and ordered a bottle of vodka and chicken wings... TO MY DOOR!! i love new orleans
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 21:59:00 GMT

motherfucker!!!!!!

to whoever gave me pink eye.... FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU WITH A SPOON!  A RUSTY, DULL SPOON!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 12:52:00 GMT

see! i'm providing a public service!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060914/hl_afp/afplifestyleheal thalcohol
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 12:14:00 GMT