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About Me

hello. my name is ryan genuino. i am new in town and want to bump and grind with you. that's what the majority of profiles say nowadays anyways. what we really should worry about is what tom is going to do about all the damn spam on this thing. am i the only one that feels elated to get an email saying that i have a new friend request, even happier to see how hot this totally random chick is that wants to be friends with ME, and then everything comes crashing down as i find out its spam? it sucks. don't these spammers know how fragile the human psyche is? no respect.

My Interests

still my girlfriend, my friends, airsoft, and elder scrolls oblivion. again, in no particular order. Goat Saver

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I'd like to meet:

those totally random chicks in the pics of those spambots that request to be my friend everyday.

Music:

i don't know. today's music seems a tad too sappy for me all the time. i guess its this whole emo fad. gay. i still rock on to old school favorites.

Movies:

with all the blockbuster summer flicks coming out i've been busy catching up on my favorite genre. yeah, the typical guy movies. and the occasional documentary on emo korean chicks. (dammit solo, i thought we were watching transformers)

Television:

survivorman, man vs. wild, ninja warrior, mythbusters, mostly discovery and national geographic. and military channel. and hbo on demand. and the tv guide screen. thats all you'll ever find when i watch tv.

Books:

oye. i haven't read a good book in a while. its all been Army field manuals. but they're interesting too.

Heroes:

emo people. for the courage to survive each day without slitting their wrists.

My Blog

curazy fun

i know i'm not the only one that plays these stupid minigames on all the advertisements up here, right?  i mean, there are some interesting ones.  like the one where you win free ringtones i...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:38:00 PST

bro.

bro.  my page is crazy boring.  i'm checking out everyone else's sites and they got wierd techno shiz goin on.  i need to hire a web designer.  or a middle school kid.  they'r...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 07:28:00 PST

this just in...

hehe.  its funny actually.  and.  if you really knew me instead of trying to swing your balls around just to get the most friends...you really would've expected it. i swore in to the ne...
Posted by ryan on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 09:45:00 PST

wut up

to all my fans.  thanks for all your support.  just know that i'm doing my best and will continue to entertain you the best i can.  shut up.  i could care less what you think. batt...
Posted by ryan on Tue, 02 May 2006 10:00:00 PST

moi

for real yo.  for those even more curious i shall give you more information about myself than found on my profile.  a cornucopia of information so ample you won't know what to do with it.&nb...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:04:00 PST

nada

so blogs are things you type in.  like an online journal.  genius.  they could've called it anything but an online journal.  i should write stuff in here.
Posted by ryan on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:45:00 PST

blah..g

oh god.  this thing is still going.  why don't you leave me alone.  blog.  blargh!  blalalalalaaarrrgghh!
Posted by ryan on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 10:57:00 PST

how to take over the world

1. make a profile on every friends-link thingy site on the web. 2. get everyone to be your friend. 3. use your popularity to TAKE OVER THE WORLD. join the revolution.
Posted by ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST