Meds |
Take two and don't call me in the morning
Do any of you pay attention to those drug commercials? Don't you just love the disclaimers they throw in?
"Consult your doctor to see if (Brand X) is right ...
Posted by Beaker on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 07:47:00 PST |
Take two and dont call me in the morning |
Do any of you pay attention to those drug commercials? Don't you just love the disclaimers they throw in?
"Consult your doctor to see if (Brand X) is right for you. May cause bleeding from eyes, nos...
Posted by Beaker on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 08:33:00 PST |
Excuse me, but youre not the victim here |
K, been slackin'. Here's another one.
Hi everyone. I was on vacation last week; did you miss me? Yes, I still had a column. I tend to write some in advance. Well, usually I do, but I was a sla...
Posted by Beaker on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 08:30:00 PST |
These goofy laws are slap-your-knee funny |
For those of you who read my column about that "feel-good" pool ladder ordinance in La Porte, I was wondering what other kind of stupid laws are/were on the books. By the way, a story ran in the pape...
Posted by Beaker on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:43:00 PST |
Excuse me, but youre not the victim here |
Hi everyone. I was on vacation last week; did you miss me? Yes, I still had a column. I tend to write some in advance. Well, usually I do, but I was a slacker last week so now it's time to get my fing...
Posted by Beaker on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:39:00 PST |
Posted Online: 3-28-2007 |
Mitch in '08! Who's with me?
I'm sure you all saw the story on St. Patty's Day about your man Mitch backing off on the Illiana Speedway -- I mean Expressway. Isn't that nice of him?
Good ol' M...
Posted by Beaker on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:51:00 PST |
Posted Online: 3-21-2007 |
They'll be on the roads, so watch it, wouldja?
Wasn't the weather gorgeous a couple weekends ago! A little taste of spring for all of us.
Yup, it's great all that snow melted so we could see all t...
Posted by Beaker on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:06:00 PST |
Posted Online: 3-14-2007 |
Pizza bashers! They've got their crust!
Oh my Gawd! What is this world coming to? Have you heard what Pizza Hut is doing and has been doing for years? I hope you're ready for this -- it's going to g...
Posted by Beaker on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:01:00 PST |
Posted Online: 3-7-2007 |
Who's so dumb they need such laws passed?Comment on this story
A $50 fine for not taking your ladder out of your above-ground pool when you're not home? Did I read that right?
So now, in the city of...
Posted by Beaker on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:56:00 PST |
Posted Online: 2-28-2007 |
Cigarette tax hike? Hey Mitch, butt out!
We've all heard about the proposed "jab the smokers" tax increase. What I wanna know is, haven't they done this before for various reasons, and have any of t...
Posted by Beaker on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:51:00 PST |
