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Michael

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About Me

I'm me. If you don't care for sarcasm, you won't care for me. I'm not ticklish. I hate onions .. but love onion rings. I don't care for coffee or cheesecake. My head is filled with useless info about 70's game shows and Dodgers baseball.
What American accent do you have? (Best version so far)
Western
Western is kind of neutral, but not quite since it's still possible to tell where you're from. So you might not actually be from the West (but you probably are). If you really want to sound "neutral," learn how to say "stock" and "stalk" differently.

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My Interests

A little of this, a little of that.

I'd like to meet:

Nice people make me happy. Mean people make me sad.

Music:

Bastardized techno mixes of any genre

Movies:

Being John Malcovitch, Memento, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Wedding Banquet, M. Night Shyamalan movies, Anything non-cookie cutter Hollywood

Television:

Game shows, Lost, Desperate Housewives, Ugly Betty, Pushing Dasies, Amazing Race, So You Think You Can Dance, Project Runway, I Love Lucy, Frasier, Seinfeld, Friends, American Idol, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sports, Super Friends

Books:

Da Vinci Code, any book about television. Yes, I'm deep.

My Blog

The Cheer Game!

Ok, so I have a new favorite game.  I call it the cheer game, and it may be the gayest thing I've ever done, but it's really fun.  Here's how it goes.  You play with a partner.  On...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:05:00 PST

Reality Check

As I spend my days helping broadcast the destruction of so many people's homes, it really does help realign one's priorities.  If you are healthy, surrounded by loved ones, and go to bed every ni...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 06:39:00 PST

Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead!

Well, I finally did it.  After 11 agonizing years I have purged AOL as my internet service provider.  No more getting knocked offline for no reason .. no more talking to tech support in Indi...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:48:00 PST

The "War on Christmas"

This may be the stupidist thing I have ever heard in my life.  Now don't get me wrong, I am very unpolitically correct.  But making this time of year about the "holidays" rather than "Christ...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 03:03:00 PST

IM etiquette

When I become king of the world, I plan to install the following rules regarding Instant Messaging:   1. Don't message me hello, if you don't want to or can't talk.  I won't be hur...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:30:00 PST

I aint buying it!

So Enron founder Kenneth Lay up and dies, a few months before he is sentenced to life in prison?  Uh uh, too easy.  This scum bag faked his own death, and is sipping umbrella drinks on some ...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:37:00 PST

The Power To Embarass

It's very rare I think about the "power" I have to control what goes on television, but one night this week was a fun reminder.  Literally RIGHT as we were going to our live shot for weather, the...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 01:34:00 PST

Under surveillance

I'm sure my previous blog now has me on the government's surveillance list.  Haven't noticed any heavy breathing on the other end of the phone yet.  What am I talking about, of course I...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 01:14:00 PST

Holy Crap!

In the last few weeks I've learned the most ming boggling things about 9/11.  There is compelling visual evidence that nothing happened the way we think.  A jetliner absolutely did not crash...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 02:23:00 PST

Gift Giving - Part 2

I've had several people apologize for the wrapping job they did this year, and that amazes me.  If you took the time to go out, buy me something, and bring it to me .. I don't care if it's wrappe...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 06:01:00 PST