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Corby

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I like to paint rocks. I like to laugh n point out others stupid remarks or dumb actions. I also enjoy carrying a flag, drinking Kentucky Bourbon in full camoflage, and yelling to empty parking lots and squrriels-"These Colors Don't Bleed!" And sometimes, and ONLY sometimes, sorting through garbage to find a bug.. width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

stuff, trying to be funny, watching others play sports, beer, huffing glue, peeing around corners

I'd like to meet:

I hate people, especially you, so I have no company, unless Neil Diamond shows up Really funny people, and NOT people who think they are funny (but it seems nobody REALLY gets their humour), those people are NOT funny. You got to be into german snuff films, dig'em smack cereal, and totally against litter bugs.

Music:

The Crue, ACDC, India flute music, SHOpVaC, and Nick carter's greatest hits Vol 2 and 3

Movies:

Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, Traci we love you, Black COCK down, Indiana Jones n' the temple of POON, A Beautiful Mound

Television:

white noise

Books:

Curious George in the paint room, The Cat in the Hat get sick, and Hop On Pop cuz i am high on smack

Heroes:

I guy who invented French fries( I know it was a guy, cuz girls just invent misery, and questions)

My Blog

i loved a black

Lake that is. So between a shirriff, a cop, a gremlin, a crazy trip to Ottawa, Downtown Perth , chipmunk chippery, the trip is half over, and so eventfull thus far. Happy b-day to scumbag, and shap...
Posted by Corby on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 05:50:00 PST

Corby's Comedy Show Aug 9th at Comedy Store

Hey Firends and enemies. thanks to those that made it out to my first Comedy show. It went extremely well, and a scout saw me from the Comedy Store. They have asked that I play a show there, at firs...
Posted by Corby on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 02:51:00 PST

That's how you do it

So now I know how to do that. Next is next. Please no dumb forwards. Nobody need's to kiss anyone at midnight, or am I hot, or gay, shit like, does anyone like me, grow up you fucks. Waaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Posted by Corby on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 02:16:00 PST