Do you like good music?
"All of my love - all of my kissin’
you don’t know what you’ve been a-missin’
Oh Boy - when you’re with me - Oh Boy
the world will see that you were meant for me"
"Lots of people talk and few of them know,
Soul of a 'cat' was created below."
Yeah!
What I want to say is this, "xxxxxxx". "Then say that."
Ah, Serendipity!
You can't sing the Blues if you never had none
You can't break a heart if you never had one
You can't touch something if it ain't real
Can't shed any tears if you don't know how to feel
-Jules
The Witching Hour Begins at Midnight
Feeling
Madd Skills
"View our world from both sides
Perspective from left and right
One is calm ~ the other storm
Two diverge and one is formed..."
- Cindy Hi-Tension
"You spoke of faith in a sexual way
And how I fought to make an angel learn
I'll grant you a wish, forsaken misery
Universal Law to him and mote it be..."
Jules - Universal Law
LOVE IS SWEET
Someone that I can play with or knows how to play with me...
Or at least plays *nice* LOL
I play a little piano
I fool around on the Bass but I never fooled around behind a Bass player's back
Above all, I'm a SINGER
That's the story and I'm sticking to it!
It's true you know!
Seriously, I really like people that understand the difference between witty sarcasm and malicious jerkdom
I love intelligent people, esp. ones that understand my humor. Stictly dead pan when it's written
"I love masking my utter disdain for the world with an unrealistic positive attitude, massive drinking and an obessive consumption with excess & gluttony"
Sometimes I say things in jest, sometimes truth, sometimes with NO relevance to me, to you or to the world at large. Do you know which one it is? That's the beauty of it...
Jesus Christ, I have a fucking imagination, so spank me (not a sexual reference, I'm a wiseass) or I'll call ya' 'Spanky' (that means DUH)
I don't appreciate foul language as I appreciate a good Chard, but I have my theory on verbal exclamations and emphatical veracity
Available in Braille for the Visually, Morally, and Religiously Impaired
If I had to choose between a greater mind or a heart of gold, I'd give this rare find private lessons
IMMEDIATELY!
'Nuff said
Created by Yours Truly ~
Lesson Number 1: "Sincere affection is not a competitory sport"
Without freedom of expression, we are all cogs of society ~ void of colour, depth or anything worth reading
Did you ever wonder who inspired the Tuesday Night Music Club?
Off the top of my head:
For Music:
The Jerk
Crossroads
The Song Remains the Same
Heavy Metal
The Wall
Sid & Nancy
The Last Waltz
For Being Creepy:
Nightmare on Elm Street, Original only
Dawn of the Dead
Faces of Death
The Shining
Saw I & II
Creepshow
Movie I can watch a billion times:
Goodfellas
Gee, the perfect date is watching a Horror Flick LOL!!! but seriously, I'm a fan of Romantic Comedies ~ only if they're done with style. I also can sit through any '80's movie or some HighSchool Party flick. Why? They're fun and pretty cheesey and well, amuse me in that Sophomoric fashion.
My favorites are the movies that make me think... an artful dramatic with a touch of the sophisticated comic relief. Possibly a see-saw between Fletch and Back to School when I'm not bleeding my mind with a complicated denouement.
My perfect ending is a happy one no doubt, as the smart writing notes it "artful" and everything but predictable.
Awww... cute little Clown right in the gutter... LOL
"Life's the same you're shakin' like tremolo
Life's the same it's all inside you"
Which Movie Do You Belong In?
You belong in Pulp Fiction. You've got a lot of stuff to do and not a lot of time to do it in. Let's just say you're life is full of surprises and plenty of action.
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More of a movie buff, but I'm good at the green pie in Trivial Pursuit and well, probably could play some Jeopardy on this subject.
I like cartoons to start...
Whoever wrote this sketch should have a cup of Joe with me:
YESSSSSSSSsssssssssssss!!!!!!
To be a good writer, one must read and have great powers of observation.
Humor stands the same, otherwise Script Writers, Political Cartoonists & artists of this design would be manning left-field
The Wit
(66% dark, 19% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.
Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/ .
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
BRILLIANT
Cool is something you never lose
None
Everyone is the same insecure, selfish bastard with no religious, philosophical or moral conviction...well except my Dad, but he's exceptional (like his Jazz Piano chops).
The people who know me very well, know how incredibly serious I am amongst being a big goof-ball.
If we're friends and you call me Evil or "bad" I'll laugh, but if you believe it, then I'll just buy a ticket to Christmas Island and call it a day.