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About Me


THE THREE BEST BANDS IN THE WORLD...
JIM LIVES FOREVER
Started a Revolution
Eye on the Ball
You Are Pink!
Tough. Sexy. Tough. Soulful. Tough.
Guys are both attracted and scared of you.
"I've been the girl with her skirt pulled high
Been the outcast never running with mascara eyes" Who's Your Inner Rock Chick?
Truth is:
Mirrors don't scare me (Too many beautiful people in the world to speak of vanity)... I've learned to appreciate what I see in the mirror from the center out ~ and that's more than a physical reflection
Pretty logical (I'm your best alibi)
Sharp like tack (imagine the accent)
Hey Joe, great coffee
Astrological Sign? King of the Forest (Jester of Life)
Sunday Ceremonies held? Where I am
Rhythmically Groovalicious
Conservative & Spiritually Free (this is not a contradiction - read your Philosophy friend)
Passionate (Horses are for sunsets)
I'd rather be sleeping (I AM the Night Owl)
Spicoli tells me, "Hey Dude, Let's Party"! (Betty Ford ain't callin')
No beach house in Hawaii... yet
Loyal like dog, fully trained & I don't need a leash to prove it
My opinions are based on critical reasoning (I follow my own doctrine)
I love wine and finger sandwiches
A maverick and visionary
Favorite Line? "If music be the food of love, play on"... **Led Zeppelin vinyl hits the needle
Addendum:
Life is short, therefore:
I never make a mistake being me
I don't object improving thy self
"ME" is pretty damn nice
I speak truth, yet it is MY truth and I fully live within it
I don't waste time on idle fabrication
I am your best mirror - I will treat you as you treat me
I do not say anything I don't mean
Being said, I am NOT mean
I abhor hyposcrisy
Don't swindle me... I will catch you
Trust is not immediate... it is earned
Same goes with respect, as interlaced with character
"Hey baby, don't you trust me?"
NYC Spy Shop's answer to infidelity - like fingerprint dusting... We'll call it "Spermicidal Tendencies"
If you ever have to buy this, he's probably had three blow-jobs, loved her two times baby with a partridge in a pear tree...
I believe in giving people the benefit of the doubt before they prove me wrong or validate me right
The 'three strikes and you're out' rule didn't work in Politics
It certainly doesn't work for me
Being *honest* as subtext to bad behavior does not make it right
Every action has an equal or adverse re-action
Good manners never go out of style
People have failings, people have FEELINGS (please don't hurt them)
Dignity breeds tolerance
Without communication there is no relationship
I've always enjoyed talking to people
If you're special to me, I care about your life
and want to know what's going on in it
You can't embrace a career at night
but you CAN make time for anything and everything important
*Ambition is sexy*
*Selfishness isn't*

Call me sentimental
Call me dramatic
Call me Jules
but don't call me foolish ~ my third eye is VERY accurate and I take no medication:)
unless it's Bacterial... I can't find any Good Witch Doctors within a 50 mile radius
It's great being me - I never piss myself off
Do quizzes really mean anything? Hell No!, but they're fun and I have no desire to write a Novella on Myspace without residual compensation, ha.
This pretty much sums it up:
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
Hecate
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I don't hide under a facade; I'm pretty much "ME" online and offline. Gregarious, but no Narcissist. Oddly enough, extremely private, and quiet occasionally, but open to engaging people and worldly discussions on anything. In fact, I'd love to be one of those late-night AM talk show radio hosts, a.k.a. Dr. Demento or "Hour of the Wolf". Too bad it pays as good as when I worked for the Real World, MTV... Oh ya, that was nothing.
Opinionated, but not a Facist preacher. I don't have the rehearsal space so I can't take any prisioners... Damn.
Extremely diplomatic and just... I'd be a liar to say I'm understood easily, but who really is anyway?
No Goth at large...I'm a Poet at heart. I usually wear no makeup, but I dig the Bridgett Bardot '60's Cat-Eye look ~ Pretty groovy man. So when the time comes when the mirror starts giving me the shakes, I'll buy the next anti-aging foundation or just join the circus.
I doubt my utter disdain for the mediocrity in this world has succumbed me to Death Metal tee-shirts and a caustic eye for everything besides plant-life. I'm pretty much dreaming of rainbows and unicorns most of the time, when Freddy doesn't make his Cameo.
I'm not a stereotype, I'm Jules.
Bite me
At least I'm well diversified.
I'm a lover not a fighter!
Animals understand me:)
Wish people did... LOL
You are Mike!
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Same gal just older
I work a lot with my hands...
Relationships:
Don't happen by accident
Moves one towards greater awareness
Easy to smile for the camera ~ much better when it's real
and it is...another year in the life
Teacher: What have we here, laddie? Mysterious scribblings? A secret code?
No! Poems, no less! Poems, everybody! [class laughs]
Teacher: The laddie reckons himself a poet! [reads poem]
Teacher: "Money get back / I'm all right, Jack / Keep your hands off my stack / New car / Caviar / Four star daydream / Think I'll buy me a football team." Absolute rubbish, laddie. [whacks him with a ruler, growls at Pink]
Everyone's the damn same
unless you don't want to be
"So of one thing I am sure,
It's a friendship so pure,
Angels singing all around
My dog is so fine."
Walkin' Uptown, right side of the street
55 and 6th, that's where we'll meet
Just you and I and the Lord above
How did I know, walked right into
Tattoo You
You Are a Rottweiler Puppy
Powerful, smart, and protective.
You're eager to growl at anyone you hate - but you're a big sweetheart inside. What Breed of Puppy Are You?
Good, Good Heart
I wish that they'd swoop down in a country lane
Late at night when I'm driving
Take me on board their beautiful ship
Show me the world as I'd love to see it
I'd tell all my friends
But they'd never believe me
They'd think that I'd finally lost it completely
I'd show them the stars
And the meaning of life
They'd shut me away
But I'd be all right
All right...

My Interests

Do you like good music?

"All of my love - all of my kissin’ you don’t know what you’ve been a-missin’ Oh Boy - when you’re with me - Oh Boy the world will see that you were meant for me"

"Lots of people talk and few of them know, Soul of a 'cat' was created below." Yeah!

What I want to say is this, "xxxxxxx". "Then say that."
Ah, Serendipity!

You can't sing the Blues if you never had none

You can't break a heart if you never had one

You can't touch something if it ain't real

Can't shed any tears if you don't know how to feel

-Jules


The Witching Hour Begins at Midnight

Feeling

Madd Skills

"View our world from both sides
Perspective from left and right
One is calm ~ the other storm
Two diverge and one is formed..."

- Cindy Hi-Tension

"You spoke of faith in a sexual way
And how I fought to make an angel learn
I'll grant you a wish, forsaken misery
Universal Law to him and mote it be..."

Jules - Universal Law

I'd like to meet:


LOVE IS SWEET


Someone that I can play with or knows how to play with me...

Or at least plays *nice* LOL

I play a little piano

I fool around on the Bass but I never fooled around behind a Bass player's back

Above all, I'm a SINGER

That's the story and I'm sticking to it!

It's true you know!

Seriously, I really like people that understand the difference between witty sarcasm and malicious jerkdom

I love intelligent people, esp. ones that understand my humor. Stictly dead pan when it's written

"I love masking my utter disdain for the world with an unrealistic positive attitude, massive drinking and an obessive consumption with excess & gluttony"

Sometimes I say things in jest, sometimes truth, sometimes with NO relevance to me, to you or to the world at large. Do you know which one it is? That's the beauty of it...

Jesus Christ, I have a fucking imagination, so spank me (not a sexual reference, I'm a wiseass) or I'll call ya' 'Spanky' (that means DUH)

I don't appreciate foul language as I appreciate a good Chard, but I have my theory on verbal exclamations and emphatical veracity

Available in Braille for the Visually, Morally, and Religiously Impaired

If I had to choose between a greater mind or a heart of gold, I'd give this rare find private lessons
IMMEDIATELY!
'Nuff said

Created by Yours Truly ~
Lesson Number 1: "Sincere affection is not a competitory sport"

Without freedom of expression, we are all cogs of society ~ void of colour, depth or anything worth reading

Did you ever wonder who inspired the Tuesday Night Music Club?

Music:

ONLY

Rock ++

867-5309
Brown Eyed Girl
I Will Survive
Play That Funky Music
Britney Spears, Tiffany, or bad 80's cheese
Or anything that requires a predetermined outfit,
a forced dialogue,
or makes me say, "That's fucking gay"

Playing & Singing in key is mandatory

This WAS on the acoustic setlist, sung & played, willingly...

The Dead is not a dirty word

I don't buy Sudafed for any underground Meth business... Leave the Chemistry for starry nights and Springtime

Properly Motivated (I listened to the Playback)

7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7...

Laughter... More than elementary

Sorrow... Gotta' pay your dues to sing the Blues

Health... So what are these "Vaporizers" you're talking about?

Food... Make ME a sandwich

Regret... I choose not to remember my stupidity

Life... Can't live with it, can't live without it

Truth... Is found in most fortune cookies

Religion... In the trees
Love...

Bleeding hearts and artists...

My irreverence towards academia and those teaching it

To all the pious frauds & hypocrites

Pink Floyd Rocks

Have A Cigar

No wonder why Sid covered it

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My Way by Frank Sinatra
You've always done everything your way regardless of consequences. People love and respect you because you're talented and probably beautiful (at least you know you are). People also hate you for these reasons too. But the turn out for your funeral is enormous because you were a larger than life personality, and no one can imagine the world without you. In other words, you are the balls.

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ROCK LIVES

Beyond Life
Beyond Death
Music is Love
Love is Life

Music never left me

I believe in
ONE LOVE
ONE HEART

Can you only...



Beauty

Movies:

Off the top of my head:
For Music:
The Jerk
Crossroads
The Song Remains the Same
Heavy Metal
The Wall
Sid & Nancy
The Last Waltz
For Being Creepy: Nightmare on Elm Street, Original only
Dawn of the Dead
Faces of Death
The Shining
Saw I & II
Creepshow
Movie I can watch a billion times: Goodfellas
Gee, the perfect date is watching a Horror Flick LOL!!! but seriously, I'm a fan of Romantic Comedies ~ only if they're done with style. I also can sit through any '80's movie or some HighSchool Party flick. Why? They're fun and pretty cheesey and well, amuse me in that Sophomoric fashion.
My favorites are the movies that make me think... an artful dramatic with a touch of the sophisticated comic relief. Possibly a see-saw between Fletch and Back to School when I'm not bleeding my mind with a complicated denouement.
My perfect ending is a happy one no doubt, as the smart writing notes it "artful" and everything but predictable.
Awww... cute little Clown right in the gutter... LOL
"Life's the same you're shakin' like tremolo
Life's the same it's all inside you"
Which Movie Do You Belong In?
You belong in Pulp Fiction. You've got a lot of stuff to do and not a lot of time to do it in. Let's just say you're life is full of surprises and plenty of action.
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Television:

More of a movie buff, but I'm good at the green pie in Trivial Pursuit and well, probably could play some Jeopardy on this subject.

I like cartoons to start...

Whoever wrote this sketch should have a cup of Joe with me:

YESSSSSSSSsssssssssssss!!!!!!

Books:


To be a good writer, one must read and have great powers of observation.
Humor stands the same, otherwise Script Writers, Political Cartoonists & artists of this design would be manning left-field
The Wit
(66% dark, 19% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.
Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/ .
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
BRILLIANT
Cool is something you never lose

Heroes:



None

Everyone is the same insecure, selfish bastard with no religious, philosophical or moral conviction...well except my Dad, but he's exceptional (like his Jazz Piano chops).

The people who know me very well, know how incredibly serious I am amongst being a big goof-ball.

If we're friends and you call me Evil or "bad" I'll laugh, but if you believe it, then I'll just buy a ticket to Christmas Island and call it a day.

My Blog

JB Don't 'Vanilla Ice' It

Yesterday I was asked to write my Bio... My band told me they needed it for some newspaper. O.K., cool. I always cringe at such a task ~ in fact, it seems like I'm shouting out, "ME, ME, ME, ME, ME!!!...
Posted by Rock on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 06:52:00 PST

Nothing Shocking

My new favorite tagline ~ thank you Jane and the addiction. For people suffering Attention Deficit Disorder, Misaligned Personality Disease and reads with zealous appeal, "Nailed to the Cross" edited ...
Posted by Rock on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:43:00 PST

Just A Small Town Girl...

"Livin' in a lonely worldShe took the midnight train goin' anywhere...Just a city boy, born and raised in South DetroitHe took the midnight train goin' anywhere...A singer in a smokey room, the smell ...
Posted by Rock on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 05:12:00 PST

1952

BRILLIANT Bugs Bunny: Would you like to shoot me now or wait 'til you get home? Daffy Duck: Shoot him now! Shoot him now! Bugs Bunny: You keep outta this! He doesn't have to shoot you now! Daffy Duck:...
Posted by Rock on Fri, 05 May 2006 11:10:00 PST

Worship Thy Head of Pez

  I'm going to take the least path of resistance and worship my next Pez dispenser.  I'm not an avid collector; in fact I dont even own one.  If I did, it would be sitting right next to...
Posted by Rock on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 09:25:00 PST

"Looks like she does drugs and gets nailed a lot"

  "Jesus wouldn't approve."  That was the tagline.  Hummm.  The author probably a disgruntled ex-band member trying to knock me down a few pegs through our guestbook signings.&nbs...
Posted by Rock on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 03:29:00 PST

The Evils of Modern Communication

I'd like to write something surprisingly witty and clever, yet this is just big, black-letter generic.  Sadly, it's probably the only way I can release the bad feelings sinking in my head.  ...
Posted by Rock on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 07:27:00 PST

Highly Flammable

Some call it functionally challenged - I call it a quest for more napping.  Any time before 9:00 am in the morning is usually a half-awakened state, although there are times where I wake up in fu...
Posted by Rock on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 08:41:00 PST

R.C.'s view of a better place

 Dazed and Confused ...
Posted by Rock on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 09:30:00 PST

Hyde's Head

FORMAN BASEMENT Jackie and Kelso sitting on the couch JACKIE: Okay, youve been acting kinda weird ever since Laurie gave you that t-shirt Michael. Hydes head appears next to Kelsos: First off, ...
Posted by Rock on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 10:08:00 PST