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Dave is not here.

My Friend's Fear Me and My Enemie's Love Me.

About Me

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Which John Cusack Are You? You mostly resemble Axl Rose
You always want to be the center of attention, and if things don’t go your way, then you just walk away from the situation. You are very talented, but sometimes you let it get to your head.
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You will go to jail for: Starting your own cult which worships beanie babies
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I AM 61% PUNK ROCK! The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the fuck was I talking about? Take the PUNK ROCK test at Fuali.com
I AM 51% TORTURED ARTIST! Art is significant in my life, people are scum but I have the capicity to deal with it. Give it a few more years and I will either forget about art or hate the world. Take the TORTURED ARTIST test at Fuali.com
I AM 96% ASSHOLE/BITCH! I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip. Take the ASSHOLE/BITCH test at Fuali.com
I AM 98% METAL HEAD! I was born with the mark of the beast on my forehead and an axe in my arms. I am the god of all things metal! Now if only I could get my parents to give me back my car keys..... Take the METAL HEAD test at Fuali.com
I AM 83% EVIL GENIUS! I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the EVIL GENIUS test at Fuali.com
I AM 63% INTERNET ADDICT! I am pretty addicted, but there is hope. I think I'm just well connected to the internet and technology, but it's really a start of a drug-like addiction. I must act now! Unplug this computer! Take the INTERNET ADDICT test at Fuali.com

My Interests

Corvettes and becoming a Jedi. Building the Perpetual Energy Machine that Theoreticly cannot Exist. Powering a Car on Mentos and Soda. Driving back to Maine. Foodfights in Denny's in Ohio. Potato Guns.

Which Corvette are you?


1967 Corvette Stingray
the first model of stingrays they made, very distinguishable, but what corvette isnt? hey depite your not so attractive looks, your startin to pack the horsepower, thatz one step in the right direction
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I'd like to meet:

That guy meditating on the yellow line in the road at 2 am that scared the shit out of me and Cordy. You got up and ran from us like the Terminator. We screamed, We were so glad we didnt run you over. You didn't yet we had a car. Were you glad you were still alive? I hope so????????????

The guy who passed out in some car near my driveway eons ago. Sorry we tried to wake you up by denting your car with potatoes. That wasn't nice. Sorry we came back with smokebombs. I guess the fireworks were a little much too. We thought the firecrackers would wake you up for sure. Im glad you woke up and just had a hangover and a car still.

All the Ghosts that live in my house. Why does the ghost turn the microwave on but the tv off? My couch needs an exorcism I think we will throw it off the deck.

The New Oracle, cause mine vanished long ago and moved to Beverly Hills. I thought they were gonna issue me a replacement Oracle but I think they forgot. Maybe it was the wrong Oracle and thats why I got lost. Never look back unless you want to go that way.

Girls who don't like to jump out of cars but yet Girls who like to jump cars.

Music:

Guns n Roses, AFI, Matt the Electrician, Viva Hate, Cigar, Pipedown, The Force, Circus Tents, Superuin, Green Day, Supersuckers, BNL,BTR, AC-DC, DHC, Twisted Sister, Quiet Riot, Metallica, Aerosmith, Beatles, Rolling Stones, Judas Priest, Flogging Molly, Counting Crows, Nerf Herder, Elliot Smith, Josh Joplin, Dido, Tara MClean, The vandals, Chixdiggit, Social and Tenacious D, Ben Folds Five, cake, Bob Dylan, Coldplay, Faith No More, John Lennon, Mojo Nixon, Zodiac Mindwarp, U2, Weezer , Violent Femmes,

Movies:



Loose Change, When the Levies Broke, Hacking Democracy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Old School, Bachelor Party, Girl Next Door, Serendipity, 598, S-1 18, Episode 1 with Jar Jar edited out, The Evil Dead Series, Matrix, Taxi Cab Confessions, Usual Suspects, Anything with jackie chan in it. Basic Instinct, Fatal Attraction, Last Seduction, The Original Gone in 60 Seconds. Blues Brothers, .. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

My name is Earl, Cops to see if Ricky made it in, History Channel, Ed,

Books:

Idiot's Guide to Oracles. The Language of Fear by Del James. Call of the Wild.

Heroes:

People who DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE. Friends who have bail money in strange cities. The car behind me last night that got the speeding ticket when I slowed down to 90. I probably owe that guy at least half the ticket.

My Blog

Traffic Papparazzi

So Im driving down the street minding my own business right. It's 2:30 in the morning. As I approach a intersection the light turns yellow. For some unknown reason I am not speeding. Go Figure. Nobo...
Posted by david on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST