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Brandon MurderFace

Punishing poopers since 81, ya'll!

About Me

Nicer than some and smarter than most. In love with a girl. We're teaming up to take over the world so I'd get my affairs in order if I were you.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

my girl, the way she smells, my wonderful neighbors, my girls doggies, my gym membership, my "Batman" class. sushi with eel bits in it, almonds, reuban sandwiches, superheroes, art, life and culture.

I'd like to meet:

my future live in sushi chef, my future personal assistan Pan Pan, David Cross, Louis CK, Sarah Silverman, Batman, Noam Chomsky, Kurt Vonnegut, this girl Irene I've been hearing so much about and dudes that have successfully traveled through time.

Music:

stuff that makes me remember why I want to keep breathing. Get off this emo lame myspace and go pick up the new Modest Mouse record. It's breaking doors down.

Movies:

HD ones on my new HD dvd player. Bought Batman Begins. Don't plan on leaving the house anytime soon.

Television:

Lost, Scrubs, My Name Is Earl and the majesty of The Simpsons.

Books:

I like em' like I like my men: long, hard, and bound in black leather.

Heroes:

Yeah, I like that show.

My Blog

It Was Always Worth It...That's The Part I Seem To Hide

I have a headache, Gentle Viewers.  Worked something like seventy-plus hours this past week and feel like shite.  I am starting to film all this stand up jazz to give you kids a taste of my ...
Posted by Brandon MurderFace on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:27:00 PST

Either Way, You Caught Me Whilst A Lyin.' Caught Me With My Pants Down.

This Thursday sucks even more than the band. In the middle of three twelve hour shifts back to back. The Mrs got her kid sis to come work here at he bar as a hostess. She's in for a treat working w...
Posted by Brandon MurderFace on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:03:00 PST

Could Not Help From Flingin' Shit In Our Modern Suits And Ties

Hola.  Sitting at home, soon to be missing my couch and already missing my girl.  Even with her sore throat she's still a dream boat.  Got some much needed rest yesterday.  Been ex...
Posted by Brandon MurderFace on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 12:45:00 PST

If You Call Now, Baby, I'd Come A-Runnin'

Gabba Gabba Hey, Gentle Viewers.  Sorry for having a substitue blog last time.  I got a little bogged down at work.  Didn't mean to bait-and-switch you with Caramel cool kid Angela's mu...
Posted by Brandon MurderFace on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:27:00 PST

Feelin' Like A Rikshaw Getting Pulled Around By Another Rikshaw.

What it do, Gentle Viewers. Just got called into work.  A day off sounds nice.  i've heard of those.  someone describe that to me again i'm not sure I have all the details right.  ...
Posted by Brandon MurderFace on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:02:00 PST

Cheated By The Opposite Of Love. Held On Tight.

happy st pattys day fentle viewers. people seem to dig it. i like my booze as much as the the next kid and the color green is great too. it reminds me of asparagus which is tasty and makes for fun ...
Posted by Brandon MurderFace on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 03:34:00 PST

You Told Me 'Bout Nowhere Well That Sounds Like Someplace I Wanna Go

Getting antsy about tonight, gentle viewers. thinking about performng agan at comedy caravan. hopefully I'll sell a few yuks. i think I got some goodins for tonight but I guesxs I have to let the a...
Posted by Brandon MurderFace on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:13:00 PST

...Like The Deserts Miss The Rain

hello.  hope you are doing well.  did stand up at comedy caravan last thursday.  it went very, very well, thank you for asking.  i have a lot on my mind, perhaps too much, but it's nothing that should...
Posted by Brandon MurderFace on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 09:59:00 PST

New York. The Big Easy. Brandon Takes Manhattan

Its about ten pm and chilling in manhattan. I am sitting out front of 520 8th ave waiting on Sarah to get finished up. Somebody GoogleEarth me where I am at since I am geographically challenged. Bo...
Posted by Brandon MurderFace on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:21:00 PST

I Thought I Heard You Whispering Like A Wind Chime...New York

Road trippimg, Gentle Viewers. Arrived at our destination at about six thirty this morn. Blogging up your system from a Howard Johnson across from the Newark Airport in Newark, New Jersey. Heading ...
Posted by Brandon MurderFace on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:13:00 PST