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Golden Monkey

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About Me

I'm a black sash in kung fu. My favorite style is Monkey. I work at Target. I'm a Secondary ed, history and social studies major. I love to draw, and i love reading comics. A good movie or a great cd on a long drive; those are the best things in the world. I've determined that Hogan indeed does know best, brother. Sasquatch, Spider-man and Superman are my all time heroes. Like most in college, I'm just trying to figure out who I am. So far i've figured out: I'm passive until I'm pushed or my loved ones are threatened then I'm the reverse. I am aggressive when i want something. I love words. I'm a very passionate person, and it really comes out when i argue. I love a good argument, and I love playing devil's advocate. I don't think children are our future, I think they are our present. Without focusing on them now, making their education and growth better now, then there will be no future for them or anyone else.I am confident, and if I think it, you'll probably hear it. I hate lying, and I try to be as honest as i can at all times. Anything else you wanna know, you'll just have to ask me. I'll answer anything, I'm a pretty open guy. I'm liberal too. Well, I'm off to save the world, as I'm a superhero. Have a great day, kiddies.I've found my one and only, my best friend, and the woman of my dreams. She is my soul mate. It's like my dream girl came to life and then God said "dude, that girl sucks compared to this girl," And then I had a new dream girl, whose name is Megan Pond.Before this year ends...

My Interests

Finding my personal path and relationship with God and the Powers that Be, MEGAN POND, Drawing, Music, Movies, Tv, Kung Fu, Cartoons, Video Games, Hanging out, A good drink, swing dancing, Archery, Swords, Ancient Greece and Rome, China, Shopping, Comics, The UK (United Kingdom, kiddies), Working Out, Pizza, Chinese Food, Pasta, Shells and Cheese, Flip flops, my chucks (all seven colors i own, thank you), my black boots, A full moon, The Ocean, Driving around, Black Leather Trenchcoats (they get too much of a bad rap), Monkeys and all things simianesque, British slang, Track pants and button up shirts worn together, hammocks, anything spontaneous, and most importantly anything involving Megan Pond.

I'd like to meet:

I've found my one and only, my best friend and the girl of my dreams. If you're lookin for a friend, though, I'm all for those. So if you happen by and wanna be my pal, go for it.

Music:

Dave Matthews Band, Weezer, Foo Fighters, Frank Sinatra, Ben Folds, The Rat Pac, Bobby Darin, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, The Temptations, anything Motown, Billy Idol, Cyberpunks, Generation X, The Sex Pistols, Scissor Sisters, Relient K, Reel Big Fish, Ash, Coheed and Cambria, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rolling Stones, Elton John, Journey, Boston, Queen, Coldplay, Styx, Tenecious D, Green Day, Jimmy Eat World, The Who, Blue Oyster Cult, Tom Petty (with and without the Heartbreakers), Jet, U2, Remy Zero, Blues Travelers, Phantom Planet, Oasis, Bob Dylan, Chicago, Ghost of the Robot, The Darkness, Foreigner, Floggin Molly, ACDC, CSNY, CCR, Lynard Skynard, Led Zeppelin, New Radicals, Outkast, N.E.R.D., Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Beastie Boys, oldies, good techno/club music, some classical and swing, baby. Swing.

Movies:

I love way too many movies, so I'll go by genre: Horror, Comedy, Superhero, Dark Comedy, Vampire movies, Werewolf movies, Tim Burton Films, Animated, Sci-fi, Historical Fiction, Action, Satire, some Drama, anything with Christopher Walken

Television:

Heroes, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Supernatural, South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, Married With Children, The Cosby Show, Futurama, The Simpsons, Robot Chicken, Hogan Knows Best, Venture Bros, Monk, Psych

Books:

Ender's Game, the Harry Potter series, Book of Five Rings, Journey to the West, A Hero's Journey, Machiavelli's The Prince, Hero With 1000 Faces, To Kill A Mockingbird, Magician, Playboy Bartender's Guide, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass

Heroes:

God, Superman and pretty much the entire Justice League, Buddah, William Wallace, Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, Christopher Reeves, Jack Black, Al Bundy, Spike, Bono, Sid Vicious, Billy Idol, Kou Tze, General Kwan, Sun Wu Kung, Da Mo, Sifu Shi Yan Ming, Master Tom Pardue Alexander the Great, William the Bastard/Conquerer, My dad, my grandpa, my mom, my lil sis (she's such a cool kid), Bruce Cambell, Cap'n Jack Sparrow, Tim Burton, Ares, Spider-man, the Avengers, Dr. Christian Troy, Alan Scott, Sandy and Seth Cohan, Jude Law, Johnny Depp, Ewan Mcgregor, Jack Nicholason, Christopher Walken, Frank Sinatra, Marv

My Blog

It's been a good long while

It's been quite some time, kiddies.  I was just reading a friend's blog where there seemed a very bleak outlook prevelant.  It got me thinking, "Man, what a pesimistic fuck."  But then ...
Posted by Golden Monkey on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 08:35:00 PST

Monkeys like to steal peaches.

So I was recently discussing blogs with a friend, and i realised mine don't currently reflect my true mood.  So here's an update:  I recently learned a new monkey form in kung fu, and it mak...
Posted by Golden Monkey on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 10:48:00 PST

It's four fiddy in the am

Well, it's wicked early in the morning, and i'm talking to people.  Apparently my last blog was a little unclear.  So here's the director's commentary to the first blog.  Mandy Kaye Jon...
Posted by Golden Monkey on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 02:57:00 PST

Is it just me or am I all on my own again?

Ok, so the title of this blog is false, i just love that song in the new darkness album.  So as most of you who actually know me outside of myspace know, i'm a bit of a drama queen when it comes ...
Posted by Golden Monkey on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 10:03:00 PST

For the one i love...

So I watched "Must Love Dogs" tonight with my roomates.  Very good movie, i must say, though i would not have given it a chance on my own.  This one statement stands out in my mind.  Jo...
Posted by Golden Monkey on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 11:10:00 PST

What in the BLEEDING hell is wrong with you BLOODY WOMEN???

Ok, i'm not going to rant about the bloody women, they're quite fine.  I just like the quote, and have been feeling spikish the moment i wrote this.  Instead of blogging about what's really ...
Posted by Golden Monkey on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 01:42:00 PST

Bring on the shitting clouds.

I'm so sick of people saying that love is a lie.  No, it isn't.  You're just a cynical fuck who will always choose being miserable over happiness, becuase you're a fucktard.  I happen t...
Posted by Golden Monkey on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 10:47:00 PST

Insert something clever...

So there is an unresolved issue that plagues me...there's a girl...of course there is right?  Why else would men have a care in the world?  Anywho, this girl, great girl, wonderful girl, and...
Posted by Golden Monkey on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 11:29:00 PST

Soundtrack of my life...

In keeping with the trend:  My life's soundtrack: Foo fighters - Times like these acoustic:  The song itself b/c it's always a good time to make a fresh start or to "learn to live again." Ac...
Posted by Golden Monkey on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 09:55:00 PST

He's back! With a vengeance.../ The serene wisdom of Joss Whedon

This is two blogs in one:  Blog one as follows:  He's back! With a vengeance: Ok, so i recently ventured to the cinema with my father and sister in toe.  Excited, i was, as this was a m...
Posted by Golden Monkey on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 10:33:00 PST