Collecting rare coins and seeking living relatives of Abraham LincolnPlus, everyone that reads this should read the lyrics to and understand the story/concept of the 2005 album Kezia by Protest the Hero. BAM.
I'd like to meet:
You know what? I'd like to meet a man that has shoelaces for teeth. You bring me that, I'll bring you love. Also:Christianity: ...the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Yup. That about sums it up :)
Music:
JUDY GARLAND, JUSTIN HAWKINS (solo or with The Darkness), STONE GODS, JELLYFISH, LED ZEPPELIN, PINK FLOYD, MATTIAS IA EKLUNDH, PAUL ST. PAUL AND THE APOSTLES, OPETH, THE EAGLES, IRON MAIDEN, NOBUO UEMATSU, BUDDHA GONZALEZ AND THE HEADLESS CHIWAWAS, ALFIE LUCKEY, BOB ZABEK, JASON BECKER, MARTY FRIEDMAN, BACH, JOE SATRIANI, STEVE VAI, THE DOORS, THE BEATLES, BAD COMPANY, AEROSMITH, BLACKFOOT, BEETHOVEN, BOB SEGER, BOSTON, BREAD, ERIC CLAPTON, GUNS 'N ROSES, HENDRIX, JOE WALSH, JOURNEY, KANSAS, METALLICA, QUEEN, QUEENSRYCHE, BUDDY GUY, ROBIN TROWER, SPINAL TAP, STEVE MILLER, SRV, TENACIOUS D, WHITE STRIPES, YNGWIE MALMSTEEN, PROTEST THE HERO, RUSH, DAVID BOWIE, DOG FASHION DISCO, KING CRIMSON, MAPS AND ATLASES, ULI JON ROTH, PAUL GILBERT, RACER X, SYMPHONY X, AND VIDEO GAMES, VIDEO GAMES, VIDEO GAMES... doesn't it piss you off when everything is in caps?
Movies:
This Is Spinal Tap; Tenacious D:The Complete Master Works; The Song Remains the Same; Monty Python and the Holy Grail; School of Rock; American Beauty; Dead Alive; Plateau DVD; Pink Floyd: Live At Pompeii; The Little Mermaid; Cabaret
Television:
Martha Stewart and Bob Ross, and if Cassie had her own show, I'd definitely TiVo that shit.
Books:
Quite a few, quite a few, especially John Dies at the End, that book is fucked like a sideways tree :)
Heroes:
Cassie is my hero! Also, Jimmy Page, John Bonham, Robert Plant, John Paul Jones, Jason Becker, Roger Waters, David Gilmour, Rick Wright, Nick Mason, Justin Hawkins, Dan Hawkins, Richie and Ed, Freddie Mercury, Brian May, (pretty much 80% of my musical interests from above) and that gigantic mole that was on the left inner thigh of that insanely fat lady in that one slasher/comedy/porno/documentary/period piece movie... it was like 'PSHHHHHHTGAAAAAAAHHHHMOLE', it was ridiculous.
