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hozzy

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About Me


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Name: Jordan
Birthday: 1/6/89
Birthplace: SJ
Current Location: SJ
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: Italian and German so I guess you could say Gertalian
The Shoes You Wore Today: HCO treds
Your Weakness: a cutie with a booty
Your Fears: fearless
Your Perfect Pizza: Deep Dish Supreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: still bench 250...State in football(we all have dreams)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: where are my pants?
Your Best Physical Feature: pecs arms abs penis
Your Bedtime: when ever I crash
Your Most Missed Memory: Childhood innocence
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: either or
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: like a chimney
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: yeah, better then that Taylor hicks asshole
Do you Shower Daily: yes, twice if I'm feeling really dirty
Have you Been in Love: i fell in love with an angel
Do you want to go to College: I am going
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: more then anything
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: you tell me
Are you a Health Freak: nahh
Do you get along with your Parents: sure do
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: no, but I own a few
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: come on, who drinks?
In the past month have you Smoked: reafer to the other smoking question
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I've been trippin balls for the past week
In the past month have you gone on a Date: several
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: 3 actually
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, but i have eatin seafood
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: does goign swimming naked count? Then yes.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope, I'm an honest guy.
Ever been Drunk: I have been unsober
Ever been called a Tease: maybe I have, Maybe I haven't ;)
Ever been Beaten up: just try it punk
Ever Shoplifted: me? never.
How do you want to Die: in the apocalypse
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Don Hozzy
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy and Germany, and I want to backpack around Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green Blue Hazel and Brown
Favourite Hair Color: I have a red-head fettish
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'2' - 5'9''
Weight: morbidly obese
Best Clothing Style: less is more
Number of Drugs I have taken: meth heroin PCP GHB reafer and a little bit of esctasy
Number of CDs I own: 40ish
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none...yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not one
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You are sexy, powerful, and bold.
You're full of passion and energy...
Sometimes this passion has a dark side.
You feel most alive when you're seducing someone.
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How to make a Hozzy J
Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
5 parts brilliance
5 parts leadership
10 inches in the pants
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!
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Personality cocktail
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My Interests

I love having a good time, parting, sports you know how I do.

I'd like to meet:

Norman Reedus Jessica Alba Randy Moss

Music:

[Snow Patrol] [Boys like Girls] [Something Corporate] [Aqualung] [Blink-182] [Greenday] [The Postal Service] [The Strokes] [The White Stripes] [Nirvana] [Senses Fail] [Mudvayne] [Incubus] [Candlebox] [Flipsyde] [Sean Paul] [Dashboard Confessional] [DJ Static] [DJ Rozz] [DJ Irene] [DJ Rankin] [DJ Inphinity] [DJ Mangoo] [Benny Benassi] [Brad Paisley] [Elliott Smith] [Copeland] [Falling Up] [Grits] [Bright Eyes] [Buckcherry] [Taking Back Sunday] [Ben Folds] [Matt Costa] [Hinder] [Hot Hot Heat] [Lovedrug] [Boxcar Racer] [The Get Up Kids] [30 Seconds To Mars] [Mae] [Thrice] [Rise Against] [Death Cab for Cutie] [The All American Rejects] [Acceptance] [Sufjan Stevens] [Matt Costa] [Jack's Mannequin] [James Blunt] [Sum 41] [The Used] [Head Automatica] [Foo Fighters] [Red Hot Chilli Peppers] [Motion City Soundtrack] [The Killers] [Jimmy Eat World] [Forthy Foot Echo] [Fall Out Boy] [Interpool] [Coldplay] [Jet] [Brand New] [Audio Slave]...there are plenty more.

Movies:

|Van Wilder| |Amityville Horror| |Happy Gilmore| |Billy Madison| |House of Wax| |Saving Silverman| |American Pie| |Scarface| |The Godfather| |Ace Ventura| |Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back| |The Boondock Saints| |Night at the Roxebury| |Super Troopers| |Donnie Darko|

Television:

Family Guy, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force..anything [Adult Swim] LagunaTake the quiz: "Which Laguna Beach Character are You?"

Stephen
You are a chick magnet! Not AS rich but hella hot and very popular. You like spending your extra time hooking up or at the beach... or hooking up at the beach.

Heroes:

The Green lanturn is the shit