JAKE VEGAS & MONKEYS UNCLE EXOTIQUE CABARET

About Me

MONKEYS UNCLE began festering in the moist, fecundant bowels of Soho, sometime in early 2007...Jake VEGAS sang...Arthur LAGER drummed...some of the audience left...some came back for more...over the following weeks & months members came & went, went & came (are we coming or going ?!? ...) until', like the water in a commode, we found our own level...IN THE HERE & NOW... Replete w/ a FULL chorus line - Isis bumps & Simone grinds - Jake VEGAS still sings and sweats , Arthur LAGER now limits hisself to percussion with one hand, refreshment with the other, Martin DEACON punishes the trap & cymbal , Dave the HAMMER pokes ears out with his trombone, Big Al DAVIS blows sax til' the reed shudders & shakes , Phil POLECAT slaps the bass like he was auditioning for a spanking film & Andy NEAL leaves innocent speakers bleeding & blistered... IF MONKEYS UNCLE HAD TITS WE'D BE MONKEYS AUNT !

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Member Since: 16/02/2008
Band Members:

Jake Vegas - Vocal... Arthur Lager - Percussion... Phil Polecat - Bass... Dave the Hammer - Trombone... Al Davis - Sax... Andy Neal - Guitar... Martin Deacon - Drums... Isis - Bump... Simone - Grind...
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My Blog

What goes on as we play...

" I wanted to write a really great review about this place. After it, it's a gorgeous little basement bar that feels really sexy and decadent. It feels like no one knows it's here, which isn't tr...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:00:00 GMT

AU REVOIR, SIMONE...

Some of the more observant, lecherous or just plain sober amongst you may have noticed that some weeks ago, (quite some weeks ago) the beautiful & statuesque Miss SIMONE left us to....
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 02:57:00 GMT

Hot Nite w/ MONKEYS UNCLE

...on the homeward journey from faraway teaching, Instead of alighting at the usual Kings Cross I decided to take the Vic line one stop further to Euston and walk back up. My new little acquisition, t...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 12:41:00 GMT

Wet Night in Soho.

Arthur Lager writes ... I first encountered Mr. Vegas one rainy night, back in the 80's, whilst browsing in Slinkys of Soho. "Are you a cunt or what ?! " he asked me, to which I replied " I'm ' ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:45:00 GMT