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Rich 'Danger' Owens

Can you smell burning?

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorWord on the street is, Rich is for gays. I'm inclined to agree.
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adopt your own virtual pet!"So this Zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if I ever think about God. So I tell him I killed God. I tracked God down like a rabid dog, hacked off his legs with a hedge trimmer, raped him with a corncob, and boiled off his corpse in an acid bath. So he pulls an alternating-current taser on me and tells me that only the Official Serbian Church of Tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as "the soul." So I hit him. What would you do? If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today..."

My Interests

drinking, swearing, countdown, being asleep, pirates, the horror and the romance.

I'd like to meet:

Hunter S. Thompson - God himself. Bender - the alcoholic Fururama robot. For some strange reason, I'd quite like to meet myself. Hmm.
You are Jack the Ripper. Yours were some of the
most brutal murders recorded in history--yet
your case is still to this day unsolved. You
came from out of the fog, killed violently and
quickly and disappeared without a trace. Then
for no apparent reason, you satisfy your blood
lust with ever-increasing ferocity, culminating
in the near destruction of your final victim,
and then you vanish from the scene forever. The
perfect ingredients for the perennial thriller. You are quite the mysteriously demented?

Which Imfamous criminal are you?
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Music:

11.47, Adem, AFI, Against Me!, Alexisonfire, Alkaline Trio, And What Will Be Left Of Them?, Anti Flag, The Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, At The Drive-In, The Ataries, Bloc Party, Blur, Boy Kill Boy, Brand New, Bright Eyes, Busdriver, Johnny Cash, The Clash, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!, CKY, Coheed and Cambria, Coldplay, Converge, Damien Rice, Dashboard Confessional, Death Cab For Cutie, DJ Yoda, The Descendants, Eagles Of Death Metal, Elvis, Foo Fighters, Forward Russia!, Franz Ferdinand, Fugazi, Funeral For A Friend, The Futureheads, G Love & The Special Sauce, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Goldfinger, Goldie Lookin' Chain, Gorillaz, Glassjaw, Green Day, Head Automatica, The Hives, Horror-pops, Hot Chip, Hot Club of Cow Town, Iggy Pop, Incubus, The Jam, Jimmy Eat World, Joy Division, Jurassic 5, Kings of Leon, The Kinks, Madness, The Mars Volta, Maximo Park, Minor Threat, The Misfits, Moby, Modest Mouse, Mr Scruff, Muse, NOFX, The Offspring, Pink Floyd, The Postal Service, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, The Rakes, The Ramones, Rancid, The Rolling Stones, Sigur Ros, The Strokes, Taking Back Sunday, Thrice, Thursday, Tribute To Nothing, The Used, We Are Scientists, We Start Fires, Wolfmother, Yeah Yeah Yeahs and lots of other stuff too.

Movies:

1: The Shawshank Redemption 2: Dogma 3: Dirty Anal Kelly in Rome 2
Jack

Which character from The Nightmare Before Christmas are you?
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Television:

Futurama, Family Guy, Band Of Brothers, The Simpsons, Spaced, Transformers, Peep Show,
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

Books:

The Book Of Ultimate Truths, Raiders Of The Lost Car Park, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Transmetropolitan, Sin City, X-Men

Heroes:

Myself. Let's be honest here people; i'm fucking great.
You Are Kermit
Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know.
You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems.
Don't worry - everyone know's it's not easy being green.
Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies! The Muppet Personality TestYour results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 90% The Flash 75% Robin 60% Hulk 60% Iron Man 60% Wonder Woman 48% Green Lantern 45% Supergirl 43% Superman 40% Catwoman 40% Batman 15% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

My Blog

Hello!

you may not be seeing mush of me for the next few weeks. there are two main reasons for this:   1: i have a stag do to go to in a few weeks and i'm saving up a lot of money 2: i've developed an a...
Posted by Rich 'Danger' Owens on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 07:05:00 PST

10 things about the Richo

Here are ten facts you did not know about the multi-coloured Rich O...   1. Rich O once bought a purple tie from an old wise lady in Tescos. The old wise lady failed to tell Richard that the tie ...
Posted by Rich 'Danger' Owens on Wed, 31 May 2006 03:33:00 PST

i'm alive!!! seriously...

just to let the world know, i am in fact alive.if i died, you'd know. i expect half the world to kill themselves out of grief when i go...life, at the moment, is life.i'm working, off on holiday soon,...
Posted by Rich 'Danger' Owens on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 11:05:00 PST

arrgh!

my brain hurts. some things are just too damn complicated.
Posted by Rich 'Danger' Owens on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 10:54:00 PST

Poetry

pure poetry. willy mason is a legend.   I wanna be better than oxygen So you can breathe when you're drowning and weak in the knees I wanna speak louder than Ritalin For all the children who thin...
Posted by Rich 'Danger' Owens on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 07:15:00 PST

I'm back baby!

It's been a while since i bored anyone to death with my insane ramblings, so here i am. it's been a funny few days. Friday night was ace: my beautiful big sister and her band of merry men rocked out w...
Posted by Rich 'Danger' Owens on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 01:42:00 PST

Interesting...

something beautiful may be about to happen. fingers crossed...
Posted by Rich 'Danger' Owens on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 10:03:00 PST

Stuff about the Richo

Here's a bunch of crap you may or may not already know about me...   Taken a picture naked?Yes2. Painted your room?Red room& red room&3. Made out with a member of the same sex?Yes4. Drove a car...
Posted by Rich 'Danger' Owens on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 01:46:00 PST

Oh Hell Yes!!!

The all new line up for Me Versus You were down in Monroes last night to play some sexy songs about love, life and buggary. In that order.   Three words kids: BEST GIG EVER!!!!!!!!   Monro...
Posted by Rich 'Danger' Owens on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 02:08:00 PST

A song. It's good. Either that of I'm a morbid bastard...

I am waiting 'til there's nothing left I'm a prayer, all you see is breath I am empty, I am skin and bones, I'm a ribcage Well, I'm out the door with apathy But I'm coming home with sympathyI am reali...
Posted by Rich 'Danger' Owens on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 09:16:00 PST