Evil Tom - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm Evil Tom and I'm here to hurt you. Don't send me a message if you're confused by anything. You fuckin' idiot. Before you ask me a question go FAQ yourself.

My Interests

Insensitivity

I'd like to meet:

No one.

Movies:

Zombie. Dead Alive. City of the Living Dead. Re-Animator. UnDead. Night of the Living Dead. Dawn of The Dead. Day of the Dead. Shaun of the Dead. Tombs of the Blind Dead. Rad. The Monster Squad. Wild at Heart. Blue Velvet. Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me. Lost Highway. Mulholland Drive. Inland Empire.

Television:

The Office. Curb Your Enthusiasm. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Books:

The Zombie Survival Guide. World War Z.

My Blog

I should have kept that deaf bitch's keys.

Last year a few days before christmas, i found cars keys on the sidewalk after i had parked my car. i hit the alarm button and this silver 2006 accord lights up. so bein the nice guy that i am, i left...
Posted by Evil Tom on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:18:00 PST

Anal Whore

I saw this porn star at CVS. I couldn't remember her name. Come on,who remembers porn stars' names except for desperate losers? I went andfound my friend, and I whispered, in case sh...
Posted by Evil Tom on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 04:26:00 PST

Eyebrows

Latino girls, why do you paint on your eyebrows? What the fuck? Howdid this start? Some girl one day said "Fuck havin real eyebrows, thatwould be too easy. I'm gunna shave them off ...
Posted by Evil Tom on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 04:24:00 PST

Wayans Shmayans

I sought out Marlon Wayans on myspace intent on bitching to him about his new movie Little Man. If you don't know, the plot is this: A midget(with Marlon Wayan's head) goes undercover as a baby to ste...
Posted by Evil Tom on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 12:03:00 PST