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Douchy McDouche

it takes a d-bag to know a d-bag, and i'm a complete douche.

About Me

My name is Shake-Zula, the mic rulah, the old schoolah, you wanna trip, I'll break it to ya. Frylock and I'm on top rock you like a cop, Meatwad you're up next with your knock-knock. Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G. Drivin in my car, livin like a star, ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus. Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homeys say ho and the girlies wanna scream.

My Interests

I like to handle the candle.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

The real Detroit Superstars. . .

Books:

anything by this drunken bastard.

Heroes:

Sorry Chomsky and Burroughs. . .you've been replaced, by these guys.

My Blog

13.1

i'm fucked!  i have nine and a half weeks to train for a half-marathon.  my sister totally swindled me into it and i know i'm going to be regretting this one.  we're run 5 and 10k's tog...
Posted by Douchy McDouche on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:21:00 PST

el diablo

so trump has decided to build a couple ridiculous buildings right across w. peach from my building where i work.  while i appreciate that more and more people are trying to reduce their commute t...
Posted by Douchy McDouche on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:11:00 PST

ithaca is gorges

i was in ithaca last weekend for a wedding.  it was at the cornell campus chapel.  i can't believe how perfect this fall afternoon was--the air was crisp, the colors were changing. . . and t...
Posted by Douchy McDouche on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:29:00 PST

celebrity asscrack

i was in the toronto airport last week and guess who was in front of me at the delta counter. . . jason motherfucking lee.  yes, jason lee of "mallrats" fame as well as other kevin smit...
Posted by Douchy McDouche on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 09:22:00 PST

aging rock stars should not have blogs

i stumbled across the blog of bob mould today. . . and perhaps i shouldn't have let curiousity lead me to read. bob mould is far from an ordinary individual and yes, he apparently still does some pre...
Posted by Douchy McDouche on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:53:00 PST

little fenway

so i went to little fenway (also known as turner field) last night to watch the redsox.  why am i referring to turner field as "little fenway"?  i'll tell you why--the boston fans ...
Posted by Douchy McDouche on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 07:34:00 PST

taran's 30th

i've never been much on birthdays (or birthday parties, for that matter) but taran's birthday was last week and some friends threw her a party. . . not just any party though--a fucking badass party.&n...
Posted by Douchy McDouche on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 05:25:00 PST

easter eggs and margaritas

the 2007 annual easter eggs and margaritas was held at my apartment last night--good thing spunlogic had good friday off.  i would like to congratulate all the winners from the easter duck colori...
Posted by Douchy McDouche on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 02:47:00 PST

who knows how to pick their final four teams?

me, bitches!  i didn't watch a single regular season game, no research, and i took an entire two minutes to complete my bracket.  7 of 8 elite eight picks, all four final four teams, and nat...
Posted by Douchy McDouche on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 02:44:00 PST

crusin usa reprise

okay, so the big company cruise was exactly what one would expect it to be. . . a cruise, better known as "hey, there's some food over there."  everyone you expect to be on a cruise. . . yeah, th...
Posted by Douchy McDouche on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:07:00 PST