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Sha-NoN

Boldly Going Nowhere.

About Me

Yes, I'm a fan of Classic Rock, and I say words such as "Wicked" and "Dude" with great enthusiasm, for some of my friends this is too much, but hey, that's me. Um...I'm extremely paranoid that I was adopted/kidnapped/switched at birth, Jason would say i'm overly flatulent at times, I'm a one-beer-queer, I pick up shiny rocks and put them in my pockets, and uh...all my friends think i'm crazy...and that's about it.I forgot to mention my extreme love for anything that is cheesy. --Almighty string cheese and ruler of mozzerella city--that'd be my alias I use to deter telemarketers..."Almighty string cheese? Man! That can't be nobody's name fo' real!"The latest news: Jason and I are building a house! I'm really bad at updating photos, so you'll probably never see it when its done...unless you're a real pal, and come to visit...anyway...we're planning on moving in this spring.
Your Animal Personality
Your Power Animal: Eagle
Animal You Were in a Past Life: Whale
You are active, a challenger, and optimistic.
Hard-working, you are always working towards a set goal. The Animal Personality Test
How to make a Shanner
Ingredients:
1 part friendliness
1 part humour
3 parts joy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
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You Are Olive Green
You are the most real of all the green shades. You're always true to yourself.
For you, authenticity and honesty are very important... both in others and yourself.
You are grounded and secure. It takes a lot to shake you.
People see you as dependable, probably the most dependable person they know. What Color Green Are You?
In a Past Life...
You Were: An Albino Poet.
Where You Lived: France.
How You Died: Hung for treason. Who Were You In a Past Life?
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'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

I personally enjoy popping bubble wrap, destroying a good pair of pantyhose, keep a running record of lobsters I have chosen for death, and tickle torturing young children. I DO NOT ENJOY the smell of cling wrap, my cat's raunchy ass farts, telemarketers, having to answer the telephone when you have lost your voice, and people who come to a 5 star restaurant and share a dinner. I HATE WITH A PASSION the bank, messy countertops, and being in close proximity to gaseous persons.

I'd like to meet:


Girly Myspace Layouts

Girly Myspace Layouts
Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com

Music:

Classic rock mostly. and canadian bands. go canada!

Movies:

Hmmm...anything with Nicolas Cage, not because i'm a big fan, but because he's only in EVERY movie EVER made.10 Things I Hate About You Gone with the Wind Casablanca (I heart Bogart) Braveheart LOTRDEFINITELY NOT ERAGON

Television:

I personally enjoy watching the Amish next door hay the feilds with scythes and reading the Old Testament by candlelight waiting for my cheese to become cheese. OK, OK, so on days when I'm not subbing i'm obsessed with ER. And if they brought back quality cartoons such as Ren and Stimpy, Sailor Moon, and Dexter's Lab, i'd be all over it.

Books:

I am addicted to oxygen and the written word. I read pretty much anything. Yeah, the local librarian knows me by name...what of it biotch! :)The Giver Nory Ryan's Song The Handmaid's Tale HARRY POTTER!!! (J.K.R. You better not kill anymore of my faves) ERAGON/ELDEST!! (C.P. You are my hero) OUTLANDER (damn you for being so good) LOTR and THE HOBBIT and many many more....

Heroes:

I envy Duffman, because even while dying, he still finds a way to air hump. "OH NO...Duffmann...can't breathe.." Nepolian for being a kickass short person. Neil Young for saying what is on all our minds "let's impeach the president!" My mom, for giving birth way more times than is necessary :)Ok, maybe not. People with health insurance.

My Blog

another humorous horoscope

Dear Shannon,Here is your AstroSlamfor Monday, December 11:On what was supposed to be a quick trip to the grocery store, you get caught in a traffic detour that leads you three counties away. Lost and...
Posted by Sha-NoN on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 07:11:00 PST

My horoscope

Dear shannon,Here is your AstroSlamfor Monday, September 18:Others look to you for answers today -- take advantage of this small window of power and lead as many people astray as possible. Have fun at...
Posted by Sha-NoN on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 03:14:00 PST