Just Mikey

I'm Mike, those who know me call me Mikey. Im 23. I never wear my running shoes, if I need to run, I will purchase a bike. I think the concept of running is strange, some people run for fun, some people run for cardio, and some people run to not die. My friend carla is a psychology graduate, so I asked her if we were alcoholics, she told me that we arent alcoholics because we dont attend AA meetings, so because we arent fully aware that there is a problem, there is no problem. One day I went to a coffee shop with a friend. She told me she was really good at checkers and asked If I would like to play.I told her my thoughts out loud, saying your good at checkers is like saying you suck at life except for being an elite checkers player. She is no longer my friend. I used to go to school. Everyone is told if they go to school they will become sucessful and make lots of money. I dont see it that way. I think its funny that people pay money to eventually get a piece of paper that says "you are now allowed to wear that monkey suit you have always dreamed of wearing, sitting in your 2x2 cubical, getting stressed out by your boss, who by the way is a total douche bag." Its weird that diplomas are made out of paper, why cant they be made out of platinum with bling bling diamonds and maybe for effect a picture of snoop dogg smoking a blunt, make it official! It reminds me when I was little, playing baseball, It was always about being a winner and getting that trophy, until I realized you can buy trophies. Now Im always a winner. I go to bars and clubs alot. I personally dont think you will find girlfriend material at any of those places. Its easier to find girlfriends at the pumpkin patch, christmas tree lot, place of work, or place of study, but dont take my word for it. You know who is gunna inherit the earth after all the major world wars are over?..Midgets, because while we see them in movies like the wizard of oz and the leprechaun, nobody knows where on earth those short bastards live. I think top ramen is the best invention ever. I think I talk to much. The End