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Rhoetary device

I am the beast from the east. You will fear me (if you know what is the right thing to do)

About Me

A supposed executive-gothling, Yoga fiend who does kickboxing occasionally, always immaculately presented, smells with (before uk release) perfume, loves startrek,is in full control of my geek tendancies, loves a range of things trivial to deeep, loves metal and industrial, shopping like a mad woman, dressing like a power-slut, (but most definately not being one) moshing, pushing the limits of my inner darkest gothiness, headbanging old-stylee, cultivating my snobbishness.....

Ho Fan & sunsets & crispy fried noodles
Bonking & swimming & graf urban doodles
Small things & pink things & diamond rings
these are a few of my favourite tings
Sushi & willies & world domination
Kittens & jewellry & sly masturbation
rubber & ribbons & pvc things
these are a few of my favourite things
mangoes & corsets & lanky tall long hairs
mountains & beaches & juicy chinese pears
lacy & sparkly & decadent blings
these are a few of my favourite tingscheck out my art on http://rhoehypnol.deviantart.com/

My Interests

I+am+anti+fur+trade,+pro+feminism,+pro+equal+opportunities,+ a+hardened+romantic,++was+a+tomboy,+played+a+bit+with+my+gir liness,+now+I+love+that+too.++boycotted+mcdonalds+nestle+for +10+years,+I+love+all+animals,+hate+cockroaches,+general+bod y+bugs.+love+dressing+up+&+drama,+I+firepoi,+and+headban g+old+school,+People+I+am+told+think+I+am+cold,+arrogant,+an d+evil.+Truthfully,+that+is+the+opposite+of+what+I+am.+I+am+ compassionate,+empathetic,+but+find+it+hard+being+tender+whi lst+thinking+too+much.+I+love+black,+but+am+trying+out+colou r,+and+patterns.+I+love+all+food.+Have+a+sweet+tooth.+&+ a+sweet+ass.+Apparently+I+have+mysterious+eyes.+I+dont+see+i t.+They+are+just+brown.+I+love+being+precious+and+special,+b ut+secretly+want+to+be+the+best,+in+an+inobvious+but+detrime ntal+way+than+myself+(as+you+arent+competing+with+anyone+oth er+than+you).+I+love+cooking+for+other+people,+nothing+makes +me+happier.+"I+am+woman,+you+will+hear+me+roar.+&++you+ will+fear+me.+For+I+am+the+beast+from+the+East. " ....Making clothes, or at least making my clothing unique to anyone elses, shopping baby, most chinese, japanese, thai, malaysian, filipino, korean, balinese food, visiting art galleries, going to exhibitions, the strange and unusual, mythology, contact with the dead, PSI, going to plays and classical music nights, saving the morality of the world in some way, anything gross and disturbing, history, black arts, 5star hotels, traveling, being a perfume snob (ie pre-uk release) bonking, mythology, psycholanalysing everyone, micro fucking miniskirts?outdoor risky sex, (I mean who looks as good in them as I do learning new stuff, waxing and being waxed, portraits of my gorgeous naked birds, writing poetry, reading poetry and books, supposedly goth...(appart from sad old goths...they trouble me), skunk, fire poi with booze thrown in there too, fake tan,bonking lots, domination of the entire frelling world, Sunshine, PArty-ing, Swimming, Snorkelling, scubadiving, yoga, Bonking lots, giving other people pain, paying people to cause me pain, PVC, rubber, gothic lolita, finding the twain between east and west, live operations on tv!!!, poetry and a bit more bonking to make up for spaces in between.......
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Flirting Skill Level - 69%

Kissing Skill Level - 51%

Cudding Skill Level - 58%

Sex Skill Level - 78%

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I'd like to meet:

Hmm, Audrey Hepburn, Bettie Page, Lucy Lawless, Mahatma Ghandi, Buddah, Marilyn Munroe (just to see how thick she actually is..or was..whatever), Catwoman, Marylin Manson and Dita, shes loverly, Jessica Alba, Otherwise...I am looking for old friends and acqaintances ONLY, not looking to gratify any one that I dont want to in any way. Ta Muchly....

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Loving
You have a very warm and loving aura about your soul and believe in the virtues of Love. To you, there is a bright side to everything! You are the polar opposite of the Dark soul.

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Music:

Alanis Morrisette, Amen, Annie Lennox, Ash, Bach, Bloodhound gang, Blue mondays, CAlling, Cold, Cure, Darkness, DEftones, Dire straites, Downer, Evanasence, Extreme, Fear factory, Freddie Aguilar, Four non blondes, Greenday, Googoo dolls, Gwen, Guano apes, Hole, Incubus, KD Lang, Kid rock, Killers, Kittie, Lamb, Limp bizkit, Linkin Park, Live, Marilyn Manson, Monster Magnet, Mozart, Muse, NIN, pink, Placebo, Presidents of the, prodigy, Pitchshifter, Puddle of mudd, Queen, Queens of the stoneage, Radiohead, Rammestein, Red Hot Chillies, REpublica, Rob Zombie, Scissor sisters, Skunk Anansie, Soul Asylum, Stereophonics, streets, STrokes, Tori Amos, White Zombie, a bit of dance, trance, happy hardcore, industrial, very little hiphop, no cantopop, death metal, folk and other stuff that may suffer my credability, ergo need to know basis only.... ....

Balut: A fetilized duck egg that is boiled and
seasoned with salt

Which Filipino Food Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla thats funny, Ive never eaten balut, and I dont think I could....eeew love eggs, ban the though of them being birdie periods to calm my brain

Movies:

Addams family, Batman quadrilogy, Breakfast @ Tiffany's, con air, constantine, Alfie, anything mythological especially about beasts, scary shitty films that make my over reactive imagination go overboard, most action films with crappy male overtestosterone filled pointless violence is a definate no no BOOO Vin(oogh ooogh ooogh) Dezel, Crow, Cruel intentions,Devils Advocate, dracula, Edward Scissorhands, fear & loathing, Fight club, Girl Interupted, really ANYTHING magical, about PSI, and as long as it has definate totty factor in it I will watch quite happily really..gone in 60 seconds, Hackers,ice age, incredibles, Kill Bill (I&II), Legend of the falls, Lord of the Rings (all of them), Matrix trilogy, Meet Joe black, Mr&Mrs Smith, practical magic, Point break, Pulp fiction, Ring (ring 2 is shiiit), Sin city, 10 things, Underworld, wild things,lucky number sleven....
[Marital Status] Taken, very taken(regularly).
[Shoe size] 4.5
[Parents still together] Yup happily
[Siblings] yup 1 sister
[Pets] munchkin our refugee kitty and soon
FAVORITES
[Color] blaaaackest of black
[Number] 13
[Animal] felines all of them
[Drinks] champers, smoothies, jd
[Soda] lemon tea
[Book] The vampire chronicles
[Flower] I actually really like bauhinias
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Always
[Twirl your hair?] please, that is soo desperate. I dont need to.
[Have tattoos?] Nope, dont want to think of consequences of gravity
[Have Piercings?] My ears, my belly, and most importantly my tongue.
[Cheat on tests/homework?] Yah I have been known to.
[Drink/Smoke?] Nope never. Ladies just dont. :)
[Like roller coasters?] Loove it.
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Maybe the Cilly isles.
[Want more piercings?] Yup
[Like cleaning?] I need clean.
[Write in cursive or print?] Cursive, print, depends of which personality I am at that point.
[Own a web cam?] YUP
[Know how to drive?] I can still to retake my test.
[Own a cell phone?] yup
[Ever get off the damn computer?] some days
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] no actually
[Considered a life of crime?] Yes. But its bad. So dont do it.
[Considered being a hooker?] Nope, although I love it, if you could choose, then yeah.
[Lied to someone?] Yes.
[Been in love?] Yes I have, I am with Mr Mary Poppins after all
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Nope, not that I know of. Yet again I dont need to get attention that way.
[Been in lust?] Many many times
[Used someone] For what? Sex, yes.
[Been used?] I think so, probably for the prior.
[Been cheated on?] Yes. I made her so scared she left England. Dont get me pissed off.
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Yup, I kicked someone from grange hill in the goolies when he was 12.
[Stolen anything?] Yes. That was bad.
[Held a gun] Yes. It was good. I like guns.
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Grey tweed slacks and a vest and socks.
[Current mood] MMM..dinner
[Current taste] Garlic
[What you currently smell like] Rhoe apparently.
[Current hair] Black with an asymmetrical blonde streak
[Current thing I ought to be doing] eating dinner
[Current cd in stereo] nothing
[Last book you read] reading currently Jeremy Clarkson
[Last movie you saw] Ice age 2
[Last thing you ate] garlic doughballs ergo garlic
[Last person you talked to on the phone] my recruitment agent
[Do drugs?] why would I do such a thing?
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Yes that would be stupid to think otherwise
Remember your first love?] Yes.
[Still love him/her?] He would be the measure stick of my relationships, so yeah. And yes, thank god, he is still hot.
[Read the newspaper?] Yup
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Mais oui.Hate lipstick lesbians though. They bother me.
[Believe in miracles?] Yup.
[Do well in school?] When I wanted to I was apparently almost genius
[Wear hats] Yah I am being more hat adventurous
[Hate yourself?] Some days, but mostly when I see my bad traits shown and magnified by other people
[Have an obsession?] Yes, over most everything, one thing at a time for weeks on end.
[Collect anything?] notches on my bed??
[Have a best friend?] Yes, I love Cat.
[Close friends?] Yes I prefer having a few close friends to associates
[Like your handwriting?] Yes I do.
[Care about looks] I am incredibly vain.
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Matthew Horosak. He was gorgeous.
[First kiss] Ben Marsh. A bit sloppy, but enthusiastic.
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] Yea, I am a romantic.
[Do you believe in "the one?"] I do, I believe Neil is my lobster.
[Are you a tease?] Incredibly, too much of a lady to be a slut. Teasing is so much more fun.
[Too shy to make the first move?] Only if I really like them, but I get over that quickly.
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] Defiately, never have my head out of the clouds
[Bitch/Asshole] I am not a bitch, I am a goddess. Get on your knees and worship me now you slave.
[sarcastic] Me? Never. :)
[Angel] My daddy would want me to be.
[Devil] On a bad day, yes.
[Shy] Not really. Not ever really.
[Talkative] Incredibly, I love sharing my font of useless knowledge onto others
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Television:

Ally Mcbeal, Andromedda, Buffy, little britain, my family, 6 feet under, any nature and wildlife programmes, mad about style tv, interior design, garden deisgn programmes, history programmes, most haunted, smack the pony,Star TRek, the thing with the gorgeous dead guy and Zeb, Ray Meers, travel programmes, much too much tv, love it..as much information about the world and how everything works as I can squeeze into my head please. Thanks....
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Which Egyptian God or Goddess do you represent? (Pictures!)

Thoth, God of Wisdom and Learning
Thoth was said to be self-created, along with his wife Ma'at. He was said to be represented by a baboon, these grave facial features displaying extreme thoughtfulness. He supposedly carried a pen and scrolls with him, with which he records all things.
You are a very intelligent individual. You know what is important in life, and that you have to be smart to live in this world. Perhaps you get a bit too caught up in books, to the point where you are oblivious to other things, but for the most part, you are wise and thoughtful. People can depend on you for advice and you can always give those crucial words of wisdom when they are most needed.

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Books:

MY FAVE BOOKS
-I normally have about 3 on the go at once
_irvine welsh stuff
- The tale of Murasaki,
- Memoirs of a Geisha,
-The Rules of Attraction,
-A heartbreaking work of staggering genius,
- Pride and Prejudice,
- Terry Pratchett novels,
-The Wasp factory,
- Silver Kiss,
-Poppy Z Brite,
-Catcher in the Rye,
-bizzarre mag -lots of trashy celebrity magazines -Eleanora by Edgar Allan Poe -Faust by Johann Wolfgang Goethe -Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte -Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving -Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde -The Monkeys Paw by W W Jacobs The Mysteries of Udolpho -The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson -The Vampyre by John Polidori -Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen -Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde -The Body Snatcher by Robert Louis Stevenson -Frankenstein by Mary Shelley -The Vampire Chronicles (and every other one that Anne Rice has written)
-"The Boy called It" series,
-anything about mythology, love scary beasts -anything historical -most biographies of interesting people -lots of others anything sci fi, interesting bibliographies, factual, anything horror or mythology based, cultural and religious insights, cant remember names though.......

Heroes:

Among others, my Loomer, Delia Smiths recipies, the person that dreamt up vampires, sushi,bread,powershowers, vibrators, paint, and tempura. Catwoman, my gorgeous little pocket-wonder-mommy, Wolverine, Angelina Jolie,my Mr. Incredible (aka Daddy)the person that invented Newrocks, Brad Pitts parents, ....

My Blog

Roll on the 15th

Why is it that there is such a focus on crappy days like valentines that makes people what to keel over when other people get stuff and they dont? Its just an excuse for commercialism and money making...
Posted by Rhoehypnol on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:04:00 PST

Wishes lost in mist

Last night I was visited by many apparitions, They came to me, as I asked of them. They were in a mass grave plot of my own, In amongst the ivy covered corner to the left. Everyone has one; some ma...
Posted by Rhoehypnol on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:38:00 PST

schweet I love mighty blighty!!!

I thuoght I would brighten up your day by doing something different from generally bitching about the state of affairs. I had THE most fun day at work ever. I woke up to copious amounts of snow and tr...
Posted by Rhoehypnol on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:29:00 PST

Essex hurricane and earthquake appeal.

A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit Essex in the early hours of Friday with its epicentre in Basildon...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-m...
Posted by Rhoehypnol on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:18:00 PST

More more more!!!

Alright!!!!!! What a bloody hectic but most excellent space of a week. Introduced people to the joys and badness of krispy cremes, went to 2 brilliant halloween parties in one night, Iwans and Slags, ...
Posted by Rhoehypnol on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:38:00 PST

random

Just a few bits of interest!! Check this out!! See thru rizla: http://www.everyonedoesit.com/online_headshop/Aleda__The_Ori ginal_One_Transparent_Cigarette_Papers.cfm?iProductID=3831&a mp;iProductCateg...
Posted by Rhoehypnol on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 02:38:00 PST

your tagged.

TAG!! your tagged.The rules: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with six weird facts/things/habits about yourself. In the end, you need to choose six people to be tagged and list the...
Posted by Rhoehypnol on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 02:48:00 PST

Yaaay

Aaaaalright!!!! I feel much better ta muchly.   New job, working for the BAA, promoting all the new flying rules and regulations from people, helping with security and helping people in general....
Posted by Rhoehypnol on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 02:10:00 PST

thinking of gardening....

Dear diary,            I wouldnt call myself an obsessive person, or really an addictive type, but there seems to be an ever increasing number of thing...
Posted by Rhoehypnol on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 04:12:00 PST

ho hum

What can I say, this friends thing is hard. I mean people say that in order to understand a person, you need to look at what kind of friends they have. I dont think that I ask too much of people do I?...
Posted by Rhoehypnol on Mon, 22 May 2006 02:10:00 PST