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Geoff

The Evil still burns. Raging like the unquenchable inferno of hell, I still live.

About Me


You scored as Saruman. You are Saruman, the evil wizard. You are very forceful but also very wise..and a sneaky person. You have many minions... no "friends"... you have changed from the past..a lot. You never give up and will do anything to get your way and anything for power.

Saruman


100%

Aragorn


67%

Frodo


67%

Pippin


67%

Legolas


67%

Gandalf


67%

Gimli


33%

Sam


33%

Arwen


0%
What Lord of the Rings character are you?
created with QuizFarm.com26 year old white guy. I'm a lunatic but that's ok, I don't like you either. In fact, I may come to your house and make a funny pirate hat from the skin I slice off of your rectum as you sleep. If you would however care to join my weekly human hunts, feel free to hit me up ;) Seriously though, I love to make people laugh, and as you may have noticed, I have a rather dark sense of humor. But please, ladies, put away the mace and PPO paperwork, I'm a fairly nice guy. Little heartbroken maybe, but still nice.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Shit, just about anyone who loves crazy stoners lol. Yea I smoke, I don't care if you don't just don't lecture me like some douche, or call the cops....like an ULTRA douche. Ya better love to laugh if you hang around me cuz the antics never end. I'm a pretty nice guy, fiercly loyal to those who earn my trust. I'm not one to back down from a dare, no matter how insane, dangerous, or even illegal. Daring me to lick Carrot Tops ballbag however, will not only earn you my respect at suggesting something so fucked up, but maybe earn you a severe ass kicking....cuz dat's how I do my thang BIOTCH! lmao. No, I wouldn't beat no ass for that, hell I'd prolly have a new friend cuz that's some sickness that I am all too accustomed to.

My Blog

This song fills me with warm fuzzy RAGE!

I dunno why, but I feel like setting fire to fluffy cute little stuffed animals, and even some live ones when I hear this song....here's da words.   Welcome By SlipknotYeah! I am the product, of...
Posted by Geoff on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:52:00 PST

Fantastic Fuckin Fruit Loops!!!

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Posted by Geoff on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:01:00 PST

I was up all fuckin night doin this....so READ IT!

30 things you didn't know about Chuck Norris   1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.2. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysen...
Posted by Geoff on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:08:00 PST

The transformation begins.......

I stand here now, waiting for another nearvous twitch to take ove my eye. Something isn't right today. I normaly feel inhuman...but this is different...somehow I feel more ruthless than norm...
Posted by Geoff on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 02:52:00 PST

Head games....aren't they fun...cept the song....that sux.

I love skullfuckin a freshly killed fawn, they are so tender and moist if ya hit them right behind the ocular nerve. Mmmmmm....semen mixed with eyeball fluid and grey matter, smells great once you've ...
Posted by Geoff on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 08:26:00 PST

Sleep now humans....sleep....

Sleep humans, dream of flowers blooming, bunnies prancing in green meadows, and all other things that make you smile. For the time is coming when all these things shall be memories to you all. We...
Posted by Geoff on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:25:00 PST

Welcome to Planet Motherfucker in my ears

Well I'm not sure what to do with myself now. 2:40 am and I'm still awake, shivering yet, I'm not cold. Or maybe I am, and I just don't realize it. This is the third night now, no sleep, no food, no f...
Posted by Geoff on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:38:00 PST

One of my Stories.

This is actually the 2nd story I wrote, so here ya go.                            ...
Posted by Geoff on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 06:41:00 PST

more thoughts from my head.

Still enveloped in despair, I long for deaths last kiss. Sweet embrace of agony, show me the pain of pleasure. Embrace me in the depths of suffering, and bathe me in hatred. Sadness is my only fr...
Posted by Geoff on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 06:20:00 PST

BDS is SUCH a pain in the cock, yet worth every excruciating second :P

God I'm sore lol. yet it was SOOOOOOOOO worth it. Well friends, fellow inmates, and just anyone who feels like reading this shit, I'm tired, sore, dehydrated, and I'd do it all over again in half a he...
Posted by Geoff on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:14:00 PST