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About Me

I enjoy writing cynical short stories and comics about work, school, relationships and life in general. The only way to survive in this world is to laugh at it, the good and the bad. A person with out a sence of humour is destined to be miserable. Live it up and laugh it up. The earth needs more happy human beings.
Catch me at the mall? Uh no. I'd rather camping, canoeing, mountain biking or hiking. That doesn't mean I'm "nature, hairy pited, butch girl" either. I like so called "girl stuff" too like cooking, manicures, and sewing. Import cars, wrestling, and fishing are sometimes more fun.
Play competitive sports? not my thing I'm a bit of a klutz, but I do enjoy golfing and tennis.
Drinks? Make mine a cosmopolitan or mojito.
Music, friends, health and laughter are worth more than any amount of money.
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Your Life: TheSoundtrack
Opening credits: Afro-Left/ Leftfield
Waking up: A Letter From Home/Ulrich Schnauss
Averageday: Human Behavior/ Bjork
Firstdate: Playground Love/ Air
Falling inlove: I Didn't Know I Was Looking ForLove/EBTG and Head Over Heels/ Tears For Fears
Lovescene: Doobie/ Swayzak
Fightscene: Fight Song/ Marilyn Manson andBad Religon(Fight Club Remix)/ Godsmack
Breaking up: It's No Good/ Depeche Mode and My ParadiseKerri Chandler
Getting back together: High/ The Cure or The Promise/When In Rome
Secretlove: Got 2 B U/ Solar House and TheMore You Ignore Me /Morrissey
Life's okay: I Wanna Go Higher/ Stereo Mc's
Mentalbreakdown: Dumb/ Nirvana
Driving: Road Runner/SexPistols
Learning a lesson: Secret Garden/ Madonna
Deep thought: Swear/ Moby
Flashback: Here ComesEverybody/ Autolux
Partying: Groove You OutTonight/ Shik Stylko feat. Tyree Cooper
Happy dance: Pearls Girl/ Underworld or Erotic City/ Prince
Regreting: Suffer Well/Depeche Mode
Long night alone: KeepIt coming/ Swayzak
Death scene: Form IsEmptiness/ Swayzak
Closing credits: BlackSwan/ Thom Yorke and A Means To an End/JoyDivision
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My Interests

traveling, photography, live theater, reading, writing short stories, poems & comics,going to concerts, cooking, sleeping, canoeing, mountain biking

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I'd like to meet:

The doctor, the lawyer, the waiter, the clerk, the congressmen, the bum, the high school drop out, the college grad, there's something to learn from everyone.

Music:

swayzak, miss kitten, beck, the rurals, fischerspooner, lemongrass, kevin yost, zero 7, felix da house cat, supreme beings of leisure, madonna, underworld, ministry of sound, chemical brothers, massive attack, mark farina, brazilian girls, the prodigy, the strokes, harry the bastard, depeche mode, the cure, ian pooley, royksopp, moby,harley and muscle, kaskade, blue 6, brian eno,gorillaz,N.I.N., 311,alice in chains, bob marley, portishead, glenn underground, derrick carter, kerri chandler, talking heads, ulrich schnauss, lemon jelly, frank sinatra, new order, nortec collective, derrick carter, jackie mittoo, joy division, goldfrapp, ladytron, pet shop boys, o.m.d., frankie knuckles, metallica, tears for fears, stereo lab, ramones, autolux, human television, ron trent,red hot chilli peppers,love hammers, the donnas, duran duran, eddie amador, fat boy slim, dj cam, mj cole, ministry, morrissey, diamond nights,a flock of seaguls, beastie boys, cypress hill, afi, bush, thievery corporation, miles davis, le tigre, larry heard, king kooba, kings of tomorrow,jane's addiction, U2, rollins band, misfits, the smiths, steve lawler, vnv nation, simple minds, devo, peaches, the faint,zion y lennox,wisin y yandel, public image ltd., thrill kill cult, interpol, crystal method, tego calderon,don omar

Movies:

Rick, Kids, Trouble in Paradise, The Picture of Dorian Grey, Seven, Kill Pussycat Kill Kill, Snatch, Run Lola Run, Hapinstance, Happiness, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Pumpkin, slc punk, the picture of dorian gray, but i'm a cheerleader, kidz, train spotting, requiem for a dream, catch 22, spun, drug store cowboy, 200 cigarettes, basquiat, wings of desire,

Television:

network and cable television sucks

Books:

"Everything You Know is Wrong", "50 Things You're Not Suppose to Know", " Anna Karenina", " Nation of Rebels", " God's Little Devotional Book", " Human Histor Viewd as Soverign Individuals Versus Manipulated Masses", "Snitch Culture", "Siddhartha", "Guns, Germs and Steel", "The Sun Also Rises", "Political Tales and Truth of Mark Twain","Neo-Bohemia", "Tao Te Ching" short stories, & poetry that I can actually understand.

Heroes:

Any one who stands up for what they believe in and has passion and dedication for their cause.We're all heroes in one form or another.

My Blog

Crazy for Cool Water

I finally got my desk top back!!!!The hot computer guy was able to recover all of my files. Most important were the pictures for the web site and of course my vacation photos. If you have no idea what...
Posted by Alexa on Thu, 03 May 2007 03:03:00 PST

priceless

1 Mother board- $45 1 power switch -$20 1 power cord and wire thingys - $20 1 computer geek looking though my XXX files getting a hard on ( OOps I mean labor charge) - $40 Surfing the net in the p...
Posted by Alexa on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 06:18:00 PST

The Heavy Breather

That one Seinfeld episode was absolutely correct. The one where Jerry said "95% of the population is un-datable". It's so true, or I could just have weird quirks and preferences like Jerry. Recently I...
Posted by Alexa on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:23:00 PST

True Friendship, For Real

My friends and I are enjoying the day crusing around the boulevard on our scooters. Red light! We stop, regretingly and this cop conducting traffic yells "Hey, Hey you". He's talking to me. "Pull over...
Posted by Alexa on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 02:57:00 PST

bi-racial super human freak

I was starving so I turned into KFC to get something to eat. I know you'd think after the whole salmonella fiasco that I would have gone to another establishment but in some parts of the city it's sli...
Posted by Alexa on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 06:55:00 PST

Hearts are strange

I'm starting to wonder what the purpose of my heart is. True, it's there to pump blood to my lungs and make sure it circulates throughout the rest of my body. It keeps me alive, great! But it also cau...
Posted by Alexa on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:40:00 PST

Too much Saki

I drank too much saki tonite. I went out with "E" who was here for his bi-monthly business trip. He wanted to go to his usual sushi spot in Old Town. I suggested we try this new place out side the nor...
Posted by Alexa on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:12:00 PST

Lucky 13

I was browsing through the men's section flipping through racks of basic grey, white and navy shirts. Boring. Then it caught my eye. This black button down shirt with a red devilish goth girl on the f...
Posted by Alexa on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 07:55:00 PST

The Gentleman Caller

A couple days ago I received a text picture of a gun. The phone number was 2 digits off from my girl friend's. I assumed it was her playing a joke texting me from her guys phone since I stood her up f...
Posted by Alexa on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:08:00 PST

Big Mishap in Little Village

I'm driving down this one way resedential street heading south. I see this black Isuzu backing up. I stop. He continues to back up. So I start backing up cause he's getting awfully close. Unfortunatel...
Posted by Alexa on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:43:00 PST