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****************************************************** **************************************** ******************************************************..**** ************************************************** **************************************** ******************************************************______ _______Booty Call Agreement Form_________________This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2002, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have crap to talk about.4. None of that "lovemaking" crap - only sex allowed.5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go home.14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.19. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.Participating PartySignature_______________________________________ Date: ________________Participating PartySignature_______________________________________ Date: ________________-------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------- -DONT BE FAKE WE ARE ALL RULED BY CARMA DONT MAKE IT BAD- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------- I'M A PERSON THATS ALWAYS ON THE GO AND WILL NEVER SLOW DOWN. I LOVE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE EVERY DAY. THERE AINT TO MANY PEOPLE THAT I CANT GET ALONG WITH ENLESS YOU LIE OR ARE THE KIND THAT THINKS THE WORLD OWES YOU SOMETHING. I HAVE A FEDISH FOR A WOMEN THAT CAN PLAY AN INSTRUMENT (O MY GOD A GIRL AND A GUITAR DAMN I THINK IM DRULLING)AT ONE TIME I PLAYED THE GUITAR BUT HAVEN'T PICKED MINE UP IN YEARS I WILL AGAIN SOMEDAY. I GO TO AS MANY SHOWS THAT I CAN (MATALICA, GODSMACK, 3 DOORS DOWN, NICKLEBACK, PHISH, THE OZZFEST JUST TO NAME A FEW ). I LOVE TO GO CLUBING AND I AM EVEN LEARNING TO DANCE .I LIKE TO SEE A WOMEN THATS NOT SCARED TO LET LOSE AND LOOSE HERSELF ON A DANCE FLOOR OR REALY GET INTO THE RYTHM OF THE MUSIC. IM ALWAYS UP FOR SOMETHING NEW. LIFE IS BORING IF YOU DO THE SAME THING EVERY DAY. I LIKE TO TREAT MY SELF TO FANCY DINER AS MUTCH AS POSIABLE. I DEFENITLY LOVE TO TRAVEL EVEN JUST FOR A ROADTRIP. IVE GONE TO 47 OF THE 50 STATES AND PLAN TO HAVE BEEN TO ALL BY 30 BUT THATS NOT TO FAR AWAY SO I BETTER GET MOVING. I THINK THE MOUNTAINS ARE BEAUTIFUL AND HOPE TO HAVE A HOUSE BY THEM SOMEDAY JUST NOT YET. I CANT OWN A VEHICLE WITHOUT MODIFING IT GOT TO LOVE THE N.O.S. I ALWAYS ENJOY SOME REAL GOOD GREEN. HIPPY AT HEART.