Hello, My name is Mikey and I'm the manager of the band "David Moron & The Gorks". Recently, This band was formed over the summer and recorded a 3rd debut album. Sadly, there was a lot of drama during the process, especially during the one of the recordings of the songs above. Can you guess which one? I would hope so...Anyway It's been up to me to put it online and distributed, but i'm very lazy...so stay tuned!For now, enjoy the first half of "The Most Original Band Ever!"- this is the half of the album that was recorded in the local studio, before a short hiatus followed the rest of the recording. The entire story will be coming out with the album itself, so stay tooned!You can buy the 5th hit single, "Everything's Magic" from Itunes, Amazon, Rhapsody, Napster, Emusic, Groupietunes(?), Emusic(WTF), Shockhound(never even heard of that one), Amie Street(something online), and Lala(fucking lala? what is this?).I don't know why they or anyone would pay a dollar for something you can hear for free on the radio and clubs everywhere, though.
That's right, you do. Yo, fuck myspace! If you got facebook and ilike, hit the band up on there too! you can find some of the songs here for download, i just figured i wouldn't make them downloadable here because then you wouldn't go here: http://www.ilike.com/artist/David+Moron+%2526+The+Gorksyou can also find classic david moron and the gorks songs that you grew up with as a human.........So, you want to know a little bit more about the band?
like what?
an actual bio as opposed to all the ads and scams above??
Are you sure?
Then it can now be told: THE EPIC STORY OF DAVID MORON & THE GORKS!! 2002-2008
Let's start by saying that David Moron & The Gorks Exist in another dimension. That's right..the music you're hearing(or choosing not to hear) was created in a parallel universe! While many things about this universe seem the same, there are many differences; the story of David Moron & The Gorks will probably unveil some of those differences...the rest you'll just have to identify yourself!
It all started back in the year 2002, when a mute who, at the time, did not know he could also sing, started playing with casio keyboards, broken & defiled acoustic guitars, himself, and other things with the record button on. These recordings were uploaded to the old school MP3.com, under the name "David Moron". This worked out good because the mute did not know he had a name, either, and has gone by it ever since!
By early summertime 2003, David Moron's MP3.com success got him involved with a few bad crowds, and the music had started becoming more "thug". At this time, the name was changed to "David Moron & The Gorks" after David's friend, D-Gork(now the guitarist) had agreed to pair up(see the band members section for more) and hit the studio. Unfortunately they didn't know what else to do with the studio space, so they invited all their friends at the time to come party. It wasn't too long before lots of malt liquor consumption and blunt smoking helped birth "R.A.P.S.U.K.S.- Recognize All Playaz Singin' Unbeeleevableey Krappy SongZ" , the first collection, or "album" of recordings.
R.A.P.S.U.K.S. consisted mostly of hip hop-ish songs, with random intoxicated "gangstas", weirdos, and even llamas at the parties taking control of the mic. It also included a bunch of "germahn tekno" songs. During this madness, people kept bringing over all kinds of pills that David would take, transforming him into loud, obnoxious characters such as "bruce moronsteen". Needless to say, the album was a flop and rejected by the label that they were on and I forgot to mention before.
By that time, it was the end of the summer and fall had begun, which was perfect because David Moron spent the remainder of 2003 and half of 2004 recovering from the hangover that followed the R.A.P.S.U.K.S. recording, dabbling with a few music sequencers in the process. Few songs were actually completed, but the early versions of what would come in the next era soon followed! David had also realized how to make himself sound like he's singing, yet still unable to get talking down.
In 2005, recordings for what would later become another album appeared out of nowhere, but started due to an encounter with a man working at the local Quick Chek named George Quackenbush. There was no other man whose dickheaded-ness needed to be addressed, and there was no other way to express how much of a dick that man was other than putting it into song. It became a hit, and David Moron & The Gorks was picked up by the label again. The recording process for what would become "FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY!" began, which mostly consisted of programmed pop songs laced with David Moron's newly found vocal chords. The label even went so far as to hire the teen pop idol "Mop Lady" to take a break from being followed by the paparazzi and make an appearance, but of course, still included a few of the people involved with R.A.P.S.U.K.S. The release also included three videos on a DVD, which even had the real Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen, and Lindsay Lohan(from the regular universe) come jump in a portal and make appearances!
Unfortunately, in 2006, almost immediately after the release, tragedy struck the world of David Moron & The Gorks: The apocalypse! Aliens from planet Mexico came and attempted to destroy the entire world. David Moron spent an entire year wandering alone by himself, until eventually running into the talking, still living, still annoying head of MAHK, who accompanied him on a quest that eventually lead them to the one and only civilization of survivors: New America, where everything costed too much pieces of paper, vegan zombies still tried to eat people, and other things. During this experience, David Moron met some very important people: ranging from god to the current members of the band today! Most importantly, although no music was recorded in a studio...times were so hectic that people would just break into song as events were unfolding! What's even better is...somewhere out there lies recorded music and video footage of the entire experience, that may be released someday...whoa...
To make a long story short, the end of 2007 also saw the end of that cold, dark, motherfucking era. The world was restored by God(he prefers to be called "Todd"), who brought people back to life, restored the condition of the world, and implanted memories into people's minds so nobody has any recollection of the entire thing happening...except for one person: DAVE! Shortly after everything went back to "normal", David Moron started getting hassled by the label again, after FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY apparently flopped
(thanks a lot, Todd!), and most copies were buried in the desert..while the rest were all stolen by Dave Navarro. With the help of session musicians, David Moron & The Gorks soon recorded and released "Sex Sells", a 4 song EP with no real consistency:piano songs, a cockroach song featuring male diva/dishwasher Jose Gonzalez, and SMACK! featuring some wigger named RayRay on lead vocals. The label was angrily disappointed and again, David Moron & The Gorks was dropped.
Still Hung up on his experience with the apocalypse and labels, David Moron contacted and Gathered up Q, Bob Nirvana, Ballhaire, and D-Gork to start a shitty rock band for no apparent reason, and here there are today right behind you, watching you read huge bios for fake bands!!
SIKE!!!! NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
