totally original hipster who takes himself completely seriously, because that's what originality...like...is
only people who follow less-popular trends that are really just recycled trends, trends that were popular, like, 10 20 30 40 years ago, when things were actually cool. god. music is all that makes sense to me.
weird fuckin' chinese shit,bob dylan,beatles,velvet underground,rolling stones,brian jonestown massacre,david bowie,the pink floyd,my bloody valentine,black angels,television,red krayola,can,t-rex,black lips,13th floor elevators,clinic,black keys,led zeppelin,interpol,talking heads,gang of four,kinks,nomads,frog eyes,sonics,zombies,turtles,unicorns,stooges,telescopes,nico ,lou reed,beach boys,beck,bo diddley,broken social scene,decemberists,fats domino,damned,fall,violent femmes,iggy pop,johnny cash,reindeer section,ladybug transistor,magnetic fields,miles davis,man or astroman,echo and the bunneymen,robot ate me,ornette coleman,primal scream,maggie morris,cnidarians,frank sinatra,peter bjorn and john,slowdive,woody guthrie,who,neil young,mac dre,queen,aretha franklin,ravi shankar,sonic youth,donald joe,the seven p.ms.,zed,the first quarto,green bic lighters,thanks for not smoking,donnaclausen,the teacosies,sharp pointed pencils,dickpipe,paper daughters,people in apartments,reckless chairs,and shit you've never heard of because you're not cool enough to spend all your time staring at your bellybutton like totally original hipsters like me. yeah, you just got owned by my musical taste so feel completely useless, please.
hello!
good-bye!
camus said the only honest question is, "why doesn't everyone kill themselves?" i say the only honest question is, "why do people read when they can just pretend to read and listen to music during the time that they would be reading?"
myself and the .1 percent of the population who can taste a great album, but mainly me because i'm the greatest. i'm serious. seriously. i am.