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I love sports, especially soccer. To bad i'm not good enough to make a career out of it, but I will be a coach some day. I cherish my family and friends. I love to party! Even if it means getting a huge fine everytime I try to throw one! (FUCK!!) because I love seeing people I don't get to on a regular basis, making new friends and doing everything I can to help everone else have a great time. I Love almost all food especially itilian and just recently discovered i have a taste for sushi. Im happy going out getting plastered with friends, or just lounging with friends (new or old) listening to music; watching a movie, game, show or especially stand-up comedy; and talking about anything and everything. Usually I don't care nearly as much about what i'm doing as I do just being in the company of friends. Favorite Comedians - DANE COOK - "I can't kick the ball today guys I'm not feeling it, I'll kick the ball tomorrow" MITCH HEDBERG (R.I.P.)- "I played golf... I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying... In this situation you're supposed to yell fore, but i didn't because I was too busy saying "there ain't know way thats gonna hit him." LARRY THE CABLE GUY - "My Girlfriend is so fat I had to hire a rodeo clown to distract her when I bring home the groceries" RON WHITE - "That's OK you can jack off the dog... he already follows me around enough as it is" LEWIS BLACK - "I grew up jewish so I had a draedle, they called it a draedle but I knew it was a top, at that point I knew I wouldn't be jewish for very long" PHYLLIS DILLER - "My husband is so dumb the captain of the plane came on and said "we've lost an engine. It's ok though the flight will just take an hour longer," The same thing happened to the 2nd and 3rd engines and there was only one left. After the third announcement my husband said "I hope we don't lose another engine... or we'll be up here all night" JON STEWART - The Daily Show STEVEN COLBERT - The Colbert ReportRichard Pryor, Bill Cosby, Bob Newhart. The list could seriously go on forever! I can't pick one favorite the ones I listed are just the jokes i remembered off the top of my head. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds