My Name is Steve
My Aim is MurderJunkie55
My Tears Cure Cancer, Too Bad I Never Cry.
I Decided Too Sell My Urine as a Canned Beverage. You Know this Bevrage to be Red Bull.
I Dont Sleep. I Wait.
I Dont Read Books. I Stare Them Down Until I get The Information I Want.
I Once Ate Three 72. oz, Steaks In an Hour. I Spent 45 Minutes Haveing Sex With My Waitress.
The Quickest Way To A Man's Heart Is With My Fist.
I Only Masterbate To Pictures Of Myself.
I Can Touch MC Hammer.
I've Counted To Infinity - Twice.
I'm Not Hung Like A Horse. Horses Are Hung Like Me.
If I'm Late For Something, Time Slows Down.
I'm The Only Guy Who Can Get A Man Pregnant.
I Lost My Virginity Before My Dad Did.
I Have Molten Lead Instead Of Normal Blood.
If You Have $5 and I Have $5, I Have More Money Than You.
I'am What Willis Was Talking About.
I Use Live Rattlesnake's As Condom's.
When I Run With Scissor's, Other People Get Hurt.
I Dont Teabag Girls, I Potato Sack Them.
I CAN Bieleve It's Not Butter.
I Know The Exact Location Of Carmen SanDiego.
I Ordered A Big Mac At Burger King and Got One.
I Can Drink An Entire Gallon Of Milk in 37 Seconds.
I Dont Bowl Stirkes. I Knock Down One Pin and The Other 9 Faint.
It Takes Me 20 Minutes To Watch 60 Minutes.
I Once Took An Entire Bottle Of Seeping Pills. They Just Made Me Blink.
I Played Russian Roulette With A Fully Loaded Gun and Won.
I Drive An Ice Cream Truck Covered With Human Skulls.
I Can Win A Game Of Connect Four In 3 Moves.
I Defeated A Brick Wall In A Game of Tennis.
I Can Stretch Diamonds Back Into Coal.
I Can Slam A Revolving Door.
I Did In Fact Build Rome In A Day.
I Can Lead A Horse To Water AND Make it Drink.
I Use Pepper Spray As Eye Drops.
I Could Kill Myself and Live.
I'm The Only Person To Win A Gold Medal In Swimming Without Ever Getting Wet.
I Masterbate With A Sledge Hammer.
You Are 78% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
How Evil Are You?
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Steven's Lurgy
Cause: dancing
Symptoms: mild thirst for human blood, suicidal thoughts, enhanced vision, whitening of teeth
Cure: consume more alcohol
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