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juke box hero

Myspace is for douchebags. Excuse me while I go clean a vagina.

About Me

I make the best sandwiches on the planet. I'm not going to sit here and toot my own horn, however I will blow into my own saxophone because I'm a pervert like that.
"Make then Lose Friends Easily" Magazine voted me one of the top 10 contenders in their history database for the month of February.
My favorite song is Don't You Want Me Baby by Human League because so far that catchy riff is how I landed every long term relationship I've ever been in. Dance included.

Don't talk to me if you don't like diseases. I am one.

My Interests

Vagina Piercings. Music. I make it, I produce it. Currently doing 2 projects: Go to my solo project at myspace.com/johnnywants2die . It's electronica/rock you might/might not like it. Eat/me.

The other is myspace.com/whitewhiterabbits This is an actual band.

I'd like to meet:



We walked around 'til the moon got full Like a plate.. And the wind blew an invocation And I fell asleep At the gate.. And I never stepped on the cracks 'cause I thought I'd hurt my mother And I couldn't awake from the nightmare That sucked me in And pulled me under

Music:

The Cure, Nine Inch Nails, The Clash, Depeche Mode, Interpol. Fischerspooner, I love to dance, so anything that gets my butt shakin, Rufus Wainright rocks the shit, I love classical, old punk rock, industrial, progressive rock, pop-rock (not the candy), and even sometimes hardcore (porno).

Movies:

I enjoy mostly horror movies, and I'll watch the most pathetic ones to the decent ones just because. But I really like fantasy, psych-thrillers, and dramas.

Television:

Ghosthunters. Cooking channel.

Books:

Currently reading, Piano : For Dummies.

Heroes:

All of you who believe in me. And all of those who do not believe in me. I'll die doing what I want most because of you. .. width="425" height="350" ....

My Blog

I lost my ID at shampoo

I hate standing in line at the DMV and waiting for one so does anybody know anyone that looks identical to me? I'll pay them with bags of popcorn and pieces of paper with smiley faces on them.  T...
Posted by juke box hero on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:42:00 PST

READ this BEFORE you FRIEND REQUEST me

Simple instructions.  Don't DO it unless you're going to talk to me, otherwise I'll just end up deleting it.  It's getting annoying as shit, and what's your motive in the first place anyway?...
Posted by juke box hero on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:12:00 PST