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Ace Goodheart

...two bee's in a bucket... mother, mother fuck it

About Me


Bonsoir mon capitan! Marcus hit life into the early thirties and decided to reinvent himself as a respectable pillar of the community! Stopped working as a carpenter and decided to become his own boss. Helped set up and run 'TrashGordon' man with van services. Who focuses more on recycling and making people aware that normal household day to day rubbish can in fact be recycled rather than be taken to a landfill. He also helps out with a Graffiti workshop program that takes him all over the UK giving children, adults, youth workers and any team-building exercises a chance to experience a new and exciting way to express themselves through spraypaint. He is also in the long process of applying for permanent immagration to Australia where he is hoping his relevant qualifications will help him join a marine environment agency for the rest of his working life. His proudest moment was the day he stopped smoking after sixteen years. His full respect goes out to the goverment who banned smoking from all public places! Hi, I'm Marcus mon capitan! a fearless brave chap who has the build of hercules, the rough rugged suave looks of a dashing 16th century scholar and the smile that would lure all ladies into the captains quarters! I am a lush (probably the lushest man in all of the UK) handsome, chisel jawed captain of lust and mainly get mistaken for Johnny Depp, Freddie Lumberg, Vin Diesel and Brad Pitt! I am heavily tattooed, pierced and love modern sculpture, art, photographing cherished number plates and polishing brass objects! By day I work as a seismic surveyor and in the evenings I like to relax with contemporary art programs, Bethoven and play with my Hornby train set which I have converted my attic space for... it is a O Gauge 1:45 scale and I wear my conductors uniform, with whistle and cap and I love changing the lanes (whoo-whoo) oh, I also enjoy painting the scenery and trawling through car boot sales for Hornby authentic memorabilia and collectables. I can walk, run, and skip pretty well for my age and like dressing up on sundays as historic folk-heroes throughout the ages (My favourite being Brigadier General John Pegram- US Civil War hero) So... step into Marcus' world and we could end up spending romantic afternoons in bed reciting extracts from the Oxford English Dictionary to each other!

My Interests

Gone into the old organic, exercise, healthy heart / healthy mind, 5-A-Day boring man in his thirties lifestyle! Swimming is my new vice and have just bought my first Jetbike for next season. All watersports do it for me and I hope it will be a year round hobby in Australia. Really into the idea of growing my own fruit and veg and having a herb garden, hammock, and different places to sit and eat in my garden that I haven't got yet!Watersports and things involved with water! Camping, Travelling and everything 80's! I'm more into that era now than I was growing up in it! BMX'ing, Skateboarding, Mr Zoggs Sex Wax and Santa Cruz clothing, Graffiti, Breakdancing and the whole Hip Hop culture, Transformers, Battle of the Planets and Tamiya!

I'd like to meet:

Jessica's Alba and Biel, posh totty, alternative punky tattooed chicks, rock-a-billy chicks, suited-up career chicks, musically talented chicks, humanitarian chicks, chicks who ride horses, tree-hugging chicks can be quite fruity with their no wash clause, watersports chicks (not the peeing on each other watersports) bible-bashing chicks, hip-hop chicks, goths, emo's and devil-worshiping chicks!

Music:

I am an ageing B-Boy and old skool hip hop/electro will always be a part of my life. UNKLE, Shadow, DJ Z-Trip, Cut Chemist, Depth Charge, Crystal Method, Janes Addiction, Smashing Pumpkins (anyone else at Reading?) and the B52's mother fucker!

Movies:

If it's surreal and doesn't make any sense then I love it! Fear and Loathing, Freddy got Fingered, Jay and Bob, Monty Python, Jim Carey films, Bourne Trilogy, Aeon Flux, Serenity, Ultraviolet, Resident Evil trilogy, Transformers, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Oceans 11/12, Pitch Black / Riddick.

Television:

Bottom, Saxondale, Alan Partridge, Red Dwarf, Blackadder, Spaced, Catterick, My Name is Earl, Extreme Sports Channel.

Books:

Like to read Koontz, King, Cusslur, Ludlum and Higgins.

Heroes:

In no particular order or preference... DJ Haste, Sorenski (D'Nell) Psylosix (spidey-flix), kool herc... bambaataa... egyption lover... twilight kingdom... wreckin cru... davy dmx... the b boys...doug e fresh... roxanne shante... dynamic duo... craig g... hashim... newcleus... jonzun crew... mantronix... vocoder and the 808 drum machine... the streetsounds... the biz... electros... beastie boys... a tribe called quest... dj's jazzy jeff... aladin... cash money... magic mike... supreme and undercover... scratch... mr mixx... the british scene... blade... hijack... hardnoise... gunshot... katch 22... full frontal assult... cash crew... lodon posse... demon boyz... JC001 and dj dezire... the list is endless... b-boys and b-girls... rock steady crew... breakers and graf artists... seen... mode2... futura2000... puppet... shoe... brim... dondi... trap and dez... kase2... lee... the chrome angelz... vaughn bode... all heros in my eyes!