How you know you're going to have a bad day... |
-After sleeping on your face funny, you wake up to discover that one of your eyes is swollen making you look suspiciously like Quasimoto.
-Go to the bathroom to do your business and the evil plumbing ...
Posted by Carms on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 03:48:00 PST |
What the....."hell?" |
So I just started summer school and I'm taking Cosmology (the study of the cosmos not the study of cosmetics). So my teacher is droning on and on about Kepler, Copernicus, Aristotle, Newton... you get...
Posted by Carms on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 05:11:00 PST |
If one more person asks me |
I mean really, people think that's a cool way to start up a converstion.
Like, "Hey baby, what are you?""What are you trying to say, I don't look human? Cool try again.""I mean, like what's your natio...
Posted by Carms on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:35:00 PST |
Retail Woes |
Phone rings****
"Nike Women, South Coast Plaza, this is Carmen, how can I help you?""Hi, I'm looking for a shoe and I'm wondering if you can help me.""Sure what shoe are you looking for?""Oh it's been...
Posted by Carms on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 11:27:00 PST |
NEW: Most truly amazing pick up lines or most horrific. Take your pick. |
Warning: These are all true stories (peppered with what I like to call Carmentary. Get it? Commentary, Carmen....... yea ok. Just read.)
-"Want to see my Superman glove?" ...
Posted by Carms on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 01:37:00 PST |
Myspace Etiquette |
So here's a scenario for you:
I'ts a sunny day and you're out for a morning stroll. You stop at a corner because the light is red. You notice someone staring at you intently from across the stree...
Posted by Carms on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 05:21:00 PST |
Dear male species... |
...you all suck.
Love,Carmen
Posted by Carms on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Confused... |
It's 9:30 in the morning and I'm WIDE AWAKE! I've been wide awake for the last 2 hours. What the hell! So I decided to be productive and update my myspace. Don't you love my idea of productivity. Lol....
Posted by Carms on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
