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They Call Me Bearclaw

Yowzer, bowser. Shake those trousers.

About Me

I am crazy like a frog. I am also the most handsome barista at the Gryphon Cafe. I miss all of my friends scattered all over the globe. I like beer, Nintendo Wii, smooching, loud music, kicking ass, making videos/films, doing the robot dance, hanging with my family, and especially hanging out with Aidan.

My Interests

I enjoy making coffee drinks for you, hanging with my downstairs neighbors & fellow Gryphonites, playing board games, family outings, and hangin' with my main man Aidan Graham.

I'd like to meet:

Casual drinkers, metalheads, Suicide Girls, breakdancers, lovely ladies, gamers, dancing fools, ass kickers, name takers, and everyone in between.

Music:

Bands that are good: Beastie Boys, Sparta, Metallica, Run DMC, Slayer, the Fat Boys, the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Pantera, Spacehog, Bad Religion, Rancid, Dr. Dre, System of a Down, Fugazi, Boston, Beck, Queen, Snoop Dogg, the Reverend Horton Heat, the Ramones, NWA, the Dropkick Murphys, Weird Al Yankovic, the Strokes, Alice in Chains, Nas, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Goldfinger, Jay-Z, Weezer, Pavement, They Might Be Giants, the Lovin' Spoonful, James Brown, Lou Reed, Wu-Tang Clan, U2, Wilco, REM, Daft Punk, Kanye West, the Specials, Helmet, Nerf Herder, Size 14, From Ruins, the BrownStars, Hatebreed, Motion City Soundtrack, Local H, Coheed and Cambria, the English Beat, Down, Andrew WK, the Clash, Rick James, the Who, Stone Temple Pilots, Reel Big Fish, the Stray Cats, the Pharcyde, the Dead Kennedys, Flogging Molly, Cake, Ben Folds Five, N.E.R.D., Thelonius Monk, Tribe Called Quest, Dio, Tomahawk, Radiohead, Life of Agony, Royal Crown Revue, Semisonic, Cat Stevens, Nirvana, Howling Wolf, Johnny Cash, Megadeth, the Sex Pistols, Wesley Willis, Faith No More, Wyclef Jean, Hepcat, Lynrd Skynrd, G Love and Special Sauce, Motorhead, Mase, Manowar, Waylon Jennings, Queen, Eazy-E, the Police, Dizee Rascal, Minibosses, Mr. Bungle, Tomahawk, Falling Forward, cKy, DragonForce, Slayer, Fatlip, Dead Prez ... ok thats enough for now. I'm sure I'll add more later. You should own at least one album by each of these bands.

Movies:

The brilliant film work of Troy McLure: Leper in the Backfield, The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed, They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall, The Revenge of Abe Lincoln, The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West, The Erotic Adventures of Hercules, Dial 'M' for Murderousness, Today We Kill-Tomorrow We Die, Gladys the Groovy Mule, 'P' is for Psycho, The President's Neck is Missing, The Verdict Was Mail Fraud, The Computer Wore Puka Shells, and the greatest among them, The Muppets Go Medievel.

Television:

The Simpsons, My Name is Earl, Da Ali G Show, Everybody Hates Chris, Arrested Development, The Sopranos, Extras, The Office, Six Feet Under, Entourage, Futurama, Lost, Dr. Katz, The Daily Show, South Park, X-Play, Wonder Showzen, Prison Break, gaaah there're too many!

Books:

I'm quite into the Ian Fleming James Bond novels at current moment. Did you know he also wrote Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? Weird, huh?

Heroes:

Aidan, Captain America, and my Dad.

My Blog

Where its at!

Whilst slaving away at work today, I waited on a customer with an electronic voicebox. This was the first time I've ever talked to someone with one of those. It was a little weird, but I could underst...
Posted by They Call Me Bearclaw on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:09:00 PST

I'd like to thank the academy...

Oscar time is upon us once again. I love the Oscars. You know that feeling when you're looking up at the stars and deep down you know that the people that you love are underneath the same sky? Thats h...
Posted by They Call Me Bearclaw on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:50:00 PST

Running away... from something

My lungs are exploding. I can't breathe, but I will not stop. My heart is pounding so hard I fear it will leap out of my chest and land in the roadside gravel. This is all my fault.Tonight I decided t...
Posted by They Call Me Bearclaw on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 06:51:00 PST

Little Man is a sign for the end of days.

About a month ago I saw a print ad for a movie called "Little Man," starring those masters of the humorless fart joke, the Wayans brothers. It looked stupid, but then again, I've come to learn that I ...
Posted by They Call Me Bearclaw on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 08:27:00 PST

Shopgirl

I just watched Shopgirl a little bit ago, and it was the perfect end to my day. It made me think a lot about who we are, and the people we would like to be. I'm pretty sure I think I know who I am, an...
Posted by They Call Me Bearclaw on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 11:19:00 PST

I got shitcanned

Yes, you read that right. I got fired from my stupid desk sitting job at school. I slept through a training session held on Saturday morning at 9am. I could go on about the injustice of it all, but re...
Posted by They Call Me Bearclaw on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 11:56:00 PST

The haunting

I ran into the biggest mistake of my life today. It was strange, truthfully. I saw her while I was out with someone I really like, so naturally I wanted to avoid her. I don't really remember the last ...
Posted by They Call Me Bearclaw on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 07:11:00 PST

Out like gout

I'm going to be spending the next 2 weeks at home. I need a Boston break... It'll be nice to get out of here and get a little perspective on things. I miss my family. My sister and my nephew will be u...
Posted by They Call Me Bearclaw on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 09:01:00 PST

Comin' down like a ton of bricks

I've come to the realization that some people just don't want to change. They may say they are unhappy and don't like the situation they're in, but they'll make the same stupid choices that made them ...
Posted by They Call Me Bearclaw on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 01:42:00 PST

Vote for me!

That's right, I was once nominated for prom king, back in 11th grade. I had somehow slipped onto the ballot under an assumed name. Actually, I don't know how this bastardized version of my name even g...
Posted by They Call Me Bearclaw on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST