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Jason (a.k.a. Tarquinius)

I rarely come here any more

About Me


My Family's Coat of Arms. It's English bitches. Our motto, "Cave Adsum"
-I live in Houston Texas.
-You might remember me as that fat dude that sat either closest to the door or in the back of your class
-I go to North Harris Comunity Collage. (I try to go most days anyways)
-I can't spell for shite.
-I don't have an accent, I've never ridden a horse, and I don't own a pickup. I do own a gun (or two), I think murderers should hang, and I did vote for W, but I regret it now. Just thought I'd clarify some Texas sterotypes.
-Paintball is the poop. Even though I'm too fat and slow to be any good at it.
-Vote for Kinky as Texas Governor in '06.
-I often appear as Tarquinius Supurbus or some variation thereof.
-I'm TarquiniusSuprbs on AIM and Tarquiniussupurbus on Xfire and yahoo msngr
-Trait snapshot according to a really long survey I took: secretive, organized, clean, rarely worries, solitary, high self control, dislikes large parties, prefers organized to unpredictable, prudent, observer, tough, self reliant, very good at saving money, introverted, perfectionist, mind over heart, not controlling of others, hard working, confident, resolute, solitary, does not make friends easily, finisher, does not like to stand out, very practical, intellectual, unsympathetic at times, honest, respects authority, follows the rules, cautious
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jason
Birthday: December 6, 1984 a date which will live in infamy
Birthplace: Houston
Current Location: Houston
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blondish
Height: 6"1'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Anglo, Irish, and Apache Indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Blue Chucks
Your Weakness: I'm not telling you
Your Fears: Bugs
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not fail any classes
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Howdy
Thoughts First Waking Up: Can I sleep longer
Your Best Physical Feature: idk
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: My cat, Felix
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King, but Whataburger is the best
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: We drink coffee in America
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, Capp is for yuppies
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: fuck no, I try not to
Do you Sing: NO!...........well.....sometimes when I'm alone
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: not really
Do you want to go to College: already there
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: I guess
Do you get Motion Sickness: very easily
Do you think you are Attractive: that's a stupid question
Do you get along with your Parents: I guess
Do you like Thunderstorms: No, they make me nervous
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, I chugged some wine a few days ago
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Caffeine
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: not in years
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ewww
In the past month have you been on Stage: why would I be on stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: not since I was 14. I'm too big to get drunk easily
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: not that I can remember
How do you want to Die: I don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Rich Drug Dealer (a pharmacist)
What country would you most like to Visit: England (the mother land)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Girls have eyes?
Favourite Hair Color: Couldn't care less
Short or Long Hair: either as long as it's not boyishly short
Height: don't care
Weight: no fat chicks
Best Clothing Style: Goth chicks are hot, but I really don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3 perscription drugs
Number of CDs I own: about 30, my car got broken into a few years ago
Number of Piercings: none, I don't see the point
Number of Tattoos: none, I don't want anything that permanant
Number of things in my Past I Regret: regrets are useless
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion || 10%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||| 23%
Artistic |||||||||| 36%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||| 36%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||| 30%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 50%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

I love ancient history. I play games on my PC and PS2 a lot, mostly FPS and RTS. I love the Daily Show and love to argue politics.

.. You scored as Loner.

Loner


94%

Goth


69%

Stoner


31%

Drama nerd


31%

Punk/Rebel


31%

Ghetto gangsta


25%

Geek


13%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader


0%
What..s Your High School Stereotype?
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You scored as metal.

metal


80%

reggae


65%

rap


60%

country


50%

classic rock


45%

Emo


40%

Indie


40%

Punk


40%

grunge


30%

Pop Punk


30%

mainstream rock


20%

industrial


10%

Pop


5%

ska


5%
what breed of music are you?
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I'd like to meet:

George Bush, So I could call him an Idiot. Jon Stewert so I can bow before his greatness.

Randomness from the interwebs

Your Political Profile


Overall: 30% Conservative, 70% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !

Music:


..
I listen to most forms of rock. From the Stones to Slipknot.
Some bands I like:
Green Day
Pink Floyd
Korn
Rob Zombie
Metallica (old stuff)
Megadeth
Green Day
Rammstein
Slipknot
Disturbed
Static-X
Mudvayne
System of a Down
Tom Petty
The Rolling Stones
AFI
Tsunami Bomb
Black Sabbath
TOOL
Green Day
A Perfect Circle
Journey (yes Journey)
and Black Label Society

Singers I like, but don't like to admit to:
Lindsey Lohan
Avril Lavigne
Evanescence
Kelly Clarkson

Movies:

I watch mostly war movies and comadies.
Snatch
Eurotrip
Team America
Dodgeball
Office Space
Monty Pythone and the Holy Grail
The Princess Bride
Pulp Fiction
Reservoir Dogs
Shrek
LOTR
Star Wars: Episode III-VI
Three Amigos
Full Metal Jacket
Braveheart
Gladiator
Hamburger Hill
Platoon
Black Hawk Down
Patton
Saving Private Ryan (or Shaving Ryan's Privates as some call it)
Super Troopers
Crash
Batman Begins
Kelly's Heros
Memento
Hot Shots
Hot Shots: Part Deux
Revolution
Shindlers List

Television:

The Daily Show with Jon Stewert
Headbanger's Ball
Attack of the Show
The Simpsons
The Office (both Versions)
Scrubs
Extras
Rome
The Wire
Deadwood
House
Battlestar Galactica (the new one)
Oprah
Chappelle's Show

Books:

I read a crapload. Mostly historical stuff about Ancient Greece and Rome. I especially like Steven Pressfield, Michael Curtis Ford, and Colleen McCoullough. My favourite book is Jon Stewert's "America"
My Collection:
The Archer's Tale - Bernard Cornwell
Warrior Queen - Alan Gold
Emperor: The Death of Kings - Conn Iggulden
Emperor: The Gates of Rome - Conn Iggulden
Gods and Legions - Michael Curtis Ford
The Last King - Michael Curtis Ford
The Sword of Attila - Michael Curtis Ford
The Ten Thousand - Michael Curtis Ford
The Dancer Upstairs - Nicholas Shackespeare
America: A Citizens Guide to Democracy inaction - The Daily Show
New Rules - Bill Mahr
Gates of Fire - Stephen Pressfield
Last of the Amazons - Stephen Pressfield
Tides of War - Stephen Pressfield
The Virtues of War - Stephen Pressfield
Caesar - Colleen McCullough
Caesar's Women - Colleen McCullough
First Man of Rome - Colleen McCullough
Fortunes Favourites - Colleen McCullough
The Grass Crown - Colleen McCullough
The October Horse - Colleen McCullough
The Histories - Herodotus
The Origin of Species - Charles Darwin
The Decent of Man - Charles Darwin
The Peloponnesian War - Donald Kagan
Lies My Teacher told Me - James W. Loewen
Science and Creationism - National Academy of Science
The Hobbit - J.R.R. Tolkien
Lord of the Rings - J.R.R. Tolkien
The Tribune - Patrick Larking
The Eagle's Conquest - Simon Scarrow
Under the Eagle - Simon Scarrow
What Evolution Is - Ernst Mayr
Two Years Before the Mast - R.H. Dana
The Divine Comedy - Dante Alighieri
The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Robert Louis Stevenson
1949: A Novel of the Irish Free State - Morgan Llywelyn
How the Irish Saved Civilization - Thomas Cahill
The Twelve Caesars - Michael Grant
The Illiad - Homer
The Odyssey - Homer
War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
Ancient Rome - Timothy R. Roberts

Heroes:

Batman
Superman
Spider-Man
Aquaman
Wonder-Woman
David Hasslehoff
Silver Surfer
The Incredible Hulk
Fantastic Four
Flash
Captian America
The X-Men
Chicken Little
The Incredibles
Ghost Rider
The Justice League
Iron Man

But seriously, Jon Stewert. He called Tucker a dick. That makes him ok in my book.

My Blog

Creation v. Evolution

This is an Essay I wrote my freshmen year in college.  Work Cited provided upon request. (if I feel like it)  Do not plagiarize.           &nb...
Posted by Jason (a.k.a. Tarquinius) on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 02:56:00 PST

I have two profiles apparantly

A minute ago I decided to do a search for my own name to see what came up, and I found a profile I created a few weeks before I made this one.I never actually finished making it, and I thought I had d...
Posted by Jason (a.k.a. Tarquinius) on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 07:59:00 PST

Barbie and Ken 101

I posted this poem like forever ago, but I'm posting it again because I cansometimes I feel like I'm sittin' in the back row of Barbie and Ken 101a class we are all in, but never seem to learn fromSom...
Posted by Jason (a.k.a. Tarquinius) on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 03:49:00 PST

I hate school

I really do.I have to write a 5 page analysis of a short story.  It's gonna be a horrible paper.  I already failed English 1302 once, so I really need to pass it this time.I'm gonna write ab...
Posted by Jason (a.k.a. Tarquinius) on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 10:29:00 PST

most awsome website ever

It'll crash your PCClick here right now. Trust me
Posted by Jason (a.k.a. Tarquinius) on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 08:08:00 PST

A month without interweb

It sucked.That's all I have to say about that.
Posted by Jason (a.k.a. Tarquinius) on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 07:19:00 PST

Political Semantics

I've gotten tired of people throwing out the term "Liberal" as an insult every time they disagree with what someone else is saying in a political discussion, so I decided to explain some common labels...
Posted by Jason (a.k.a. Tarquinius) on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 08:10:00 PST

Pinky and the Brain lines

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if you replace the 'P' with an 'O' my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it? B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm ponder...
Posted by Jason (a.k.a. Tarquinius) on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 10:30:00 PST

Just Fucking Speak English Dipshits

I hate that 1337 speak BS people use on the internet.  Is it really that hard to type out a whole word.  liek omg, no it isn't I took these off of a website as examples: "dood, *i* will tel...
Posted by Jason (a.k.a. Tarquinius) on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 02:55:00 PST

Jon Stewert on Crossfire

Jon Stewert on Crossfire
Posted by Jason (a.k.a. Tarquinius) on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 10:39:00 PST