Law, politics, the song stylings of artist Fiona Apple, wave particle duality, loose dames and plenty of 'em, and my infrequently-shaved cat.
Someone who will give me free things. Extra points go to those who give me wall adornments or liquor. Extra extra points for more liquor. Oh, also people who like to talk politics without getting all red-faced about it. Although that's funny. I love politics as an academic pursuit.
Juan Dinero, Mars Volta, Barenaked Ladies, Fall Out Boy, Bloc Party, Stabbing Westward, The Rasmus, Fiona Apple, Cake, Klaxons, Death Cab for Cutie, Deee-Lite, Broken Social Scene, Gorillaz, The Beatles, The Arcade Fire, Interpol, Junior Boys, LTJ X-Perience, My Morning Jacket, The New Pornographers, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Donnie Darko, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Mulan, The Lion King, A Clockwork Orange, American Beauty, and anything with Tom Hanks as an astronaut. ANYTHING.
Law & Order, Strangers with Candy, Da Ali G Show, Black Books, Seinfeld, Sports Night, MST3K, Reno 911, Little Britain
The DSM-IV, Tsukiji: Fish Market to the World, Leviathan, The Bible (that Guy can write), Death Rat!, Shadow of the Eagle, and any compendium of thick, dry case law
Jake Gyllenhaal, Audie Murphy, Martin Luther King, Jr., Mike Nelson, Judge Learned Hand, Damon Albarn. In no particular order.