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Cool Ethan

Drunk drivers kill people,High people just miss their exits.

About Me


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What is this big thing on my face? Is it a turkey sandwich or a ham sandwich...Who knows? Now go put your clothes back on you silly white boy!
Your IQ Is 195
Your Logical Intelligence is Mofoing Awsome
Your Verbal Intelligence is Walking Dictionary
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Steven Hawkish
Your General Knowledge is Knows difference between Britain & England A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
You scored as Christianity. Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian.Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianity


71%

Islam


67%

Satanism


54%

Buddhism


54%

Judaism


42%

Paganism


29%

atheism


29%

agnosticism


13%

Hinduism


8%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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My Interests

Pickles...Ugggh
You scored as Hot. Haha! u are so hotttttttttt!

Hot


60%

Emo Kid


54%

Punk


53%

Prep


47%

Jock


47%

"Ghetto"


27%

Geek/Nerd


27%

Goth


20%

Loner


20%

Stoner


13%
What Highschool Clique Do You Belong To?
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I'd like to meet:

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You Are Emerald Green
Deep and mysterious, it often seems like no one truly gets you.
Inside, you are very emotional and moody - though you don't let it show.
People usually have a strong reaction to you... profound love or deep hate.
But you can even get those who hate you to come around. There's something naturally harmonious about you. What Color Green Are You?

Music:

i love all music except rap and country
What is your level of maturity?
ACCEPTABLE
Your Grade: C. You are getting the idea!
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Movies:


You scored as Form VII: Juyo/ Vaapaad. Dubbed the "Way of the Vornskr," Form VII was an incomplete form for millennia. It was further developed by Jedi Master Mace Windu, who could complete it with his, "Vaapaad" style. The most challenging and demanding of all forms, Form VII requires extreme, intense focus, high levels of skill, and mastery of other forms. Only two Jedi have ever mastered Form VII fully, Mace Windu and Ethan Burley. One other Jedi, Sora Bulq, mastered its physical aspects but was overwhelmed by the required mental discipline. Form VII, when fully mastered, results in extraordinary power.

Form VII: Juyo/ Vaapaad


67%

Form III: Soresu


64%

Form II: Makashi


61%

Form VI: Niman


47%

Form V: Shien


47%

Form IV: Ataru


33%
Which Lightsaber form would you use?
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Television:

Aquateen, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, South Park, My Name is Earl, and The Man Show... width="425" height="350" ..

Books:


.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow


83%

James Bond, Agent 007


79%

Indiana Jones


75%

El Zorro


42%

Batman, the Dark Knight


42%

The Amazing Spider-Man


38%

Lara Croft


38%

Neo, the "One"


29%

William Wallace


29%

Maximus


21%

The Terminator


13%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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Heroes:

Lord Popetine

My Blog

Many ways to improve your life

"The proper function of man is to live - not to exist."  Jack LondonToo often we go through life on autopilot, going through the motions and having each day pass like the one before it.That's fine, a...
Posted by Cool Ethan on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:49:00 PST

Shady stuff about circuit city

I had worked at Circuit City for quite some time, until recently when I could no longer stand the shady operations of its business. While working at Circuit City I worked in the Media and Technology d...
Posted by Cool Ethan on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:30:00 PST

Ways to make laziness 4 u

You're feeling lazy right now, and reading blogs instead of doing what you're supposed to be doing. That's OK - we all do that. We're all lazy, in different forms, at one time or another. But let's lo...
Posted by Cool Ethan on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:19:00 PST

The Unavoidable Laws of the Universe

1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. 2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least acce...
Posted by Cool Ethan on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 01:38:00 PST

J.F.K. and Lincoln...creepy stuff

Have a history teacher explain this - if they can.This is odd. Very creepy. Kinda along the lines of the coincidences between when the last two Popes were in in history. Like Liverpool FC winning the ...
Posted by Cool Ethan on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 08:24:00 PST

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Crop circles are...
Posted by Cool Ethan on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 04:13:00 PST

Mens Rules (that women should know)

Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.Birthdays, Valentines, and An...
Posted by Cool Ethan on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 12:50:00 PST

More facts about him...

Chuck Norris does not bathe with soap or water. His body naturally sweats Mr. Clean. The active ingredient in Rogaine is extracted from Chuck Norris' beard. Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and shits gun ...
Posted by Cool Ethan on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 11:25:00 PST

True Facts about Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris ...
Posted by Cool Ethan on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 10:45:00 PST