Chap 14 (or 15 maybe?): Tom Riddle's woman (see inside for full title) |
Chap 14 (or 15 maybe?): Tom Riddle's woman, as in the sexy second movie in the chamber of secrets memory preserved in a diary sexy Tom Riddle, not gross snake volderbutt Tom Riddle.
Meanwhile, in the...
Posted by Liar Liar on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:44:00 PST |
Chap 13 1/3: New HERmione loses something, perhaps her shoes like Luna? |
Chap 13 1/3: New Hermione loses something, perhaps her shoes like Luna?
Yup. They went all the way. And it was sexy. So sexy it as like&sexy. Cedric even commented on the sexiness.
"I can't believe i...
Posted by Liar Liar on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:40:00 PST |
Chap 13: The Special X-Mas Edition of New Hermione |
But nevelle was too late! Harry was plumeting to his death, but not really because he and nevelle were on the first floor, so harry fell a total of 3 feet. "That was kind of pointless, Harry." nevell...
Posted by Liar Liar on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:44:00 PST |
The REAL Chap 12 |
"Clothes are a privilege, not a right, potter!" Said Malfoy after throwing away harry's clothes. Malfoy than ran away giggling because Harry was naked and it was funny. finally like 9 years later Har...
Posted by Liar Liar on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 12:33:00 PST |
Chap 12: The Big Rape Scene |
After class, Harry stayed behind to put the Hippogriffs away cause Hagrid was too stoned and had taken his shirt off and started singing Avril Lavigne's Complicated and then he passed out . Harry was ...
Posted by Liar Liar on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 07:23:00 PST |
Chap 10 1/2: Sweet Mary-Jane and Acronyms (working Title) |
Harry, New Hermione, and Ron made their way to...that class that Hagrid teaches that really shouldn't be a class anyway and when they got there. "ok class," hagrid said in proper English because it's...
Posted by Liar Liar on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 08:41:00 PST |
Chap 10: My dumbledore is bigger then yours. |
Harry and Ron walked into Potions together and Ron took a chair next to New Hermione leaving Harry the last seat in class which was next to Malfoy.
"Hello, Potter, word around the great hall is you h...
Posted by Liar Liar on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 07:26:00 PST |
Chap 9: Moaning Myrtle and Mysterious White Stains |
New Hermione and Padma walked into the 2nd floor lavatory together. (Yeah, Padma is in Slytherin but they can still take a wee-wee together this is our story so, suck it!) " Don't get me wrong, Padma....
Posted by Liar Liar on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 08:12:00 PST |
Chap 8: The Return Of New Hermione. |
"Hey Ron, I'll brb." New Hermione said as she stopped makin' with Ron and got up and started walking over to the hufflepuff table when suddenly out of no where that fat bitch cho chang sta...
Posted by Liar Liar on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 08:40:00 PST |
Chapters 2-7 |
Chap. 2- Out in the courtyard, New-Hermione and Ron were making out. Harry was watching awkwardly in the corner, wishing to be the friction in his jeans& Yup. Harry came out of...
Posted by Liar Liar on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 09:38:00 PST |
