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Jared

long live the new flesh

About Me

Katherine: Jared, we're about to meet the future leader of the free world, and all you can do is make p***y jokes.

My Interests

Music:

diplo, justice, spank rock, the knife, mstrkrft, the national, pulp, joy division, dfa 1979, girl talk, sigur ros, animal collective, panda bear, grizzly bear, xiu xiu, red house painters

Movies:

2 parts ultraviolent, 1 part esoteric

Television:

shows that make ugly people less ugly

Books:

bret easton ellis, dave eggers, irvine welsh

Heroes:


My Blog

I'm filing my first "Joint Return" this year!

No, I didn't get married...I'm sending the IRS an actual joint. With a note attached that reads "If you think I'm paying for this war, you must be high."
Posted by Jared on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 10:50:00 PST

The Diary of Anne Idiot

I write this sitting on the floor of my Harry Potter-ish hotel (can you call it that?) room, located in a Mexican "Hot Pocket" in San Francisco. Its owned by an Indian family who live on the second f...
Posted by Jared on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 06:39:00 PST