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Bird ♥ [Natalie]

Well, it's not going to suck itself

About Me


^^ They like my site, Do you? :P
Hey there,I'm Nat & I'm 16 & I'm totally daft ~ life is a bowl of cherries.Not. If u can't stand weirdos-don't add me,haha!only messin! I like anyone whose sound! & if u add me make sure u talk! I ♥ Tom Green so if u feel the same then u can deffo add me!I love my best friend Kirstie (the razz) with all my bum - we've been likened to and old married couple and she's so funny & daft , we're like the same person..i don't think we we're ever meant to meet eachother, i think the day we met all God's hard work was ruined , noone chats more shit than us & I'd like to think when we reach the age for 23 we are still acting like Daniel Mcgee!(or Marcus & Bungle:p)I'm a "2dogs fightin" bird(im from huyton for all u soft people who don't understand rhymin' slang) Ermm what else can i say about myself?Well..ermmm i hate people with too many hang ups who hate everyone/everything and spend most of their life moaning,bitching or complaining over stupid things..I used to be a bit of a biatch myself but i've changed since then and am much nicer now! :p I also can't stand wankers or nasty basteds who think they're better than everyone.If u don't like me for whatever reason then just fuck off!simple as!we can't all get along..I love funny,chatty,laid back people or people who are just generally nice lol.Anyways the way to my heart is through friend requests..messages..comments and pic comments :D haha only messin' but it would be nice! Arrivederci xo& if you wanna add me to MSN it's:[email protected] ESPECIALLY if u go to carmel cause i don't know many people yet xxxxx
ay nat u want sum scat nat? straight out the twat nat? or maybe out of a hat nat? lets pat some scat nat! oh no fuck that nat! ya dirty scat rat! Don't be like that nat!
A POEM ABOUT ME BY BUNGLE AND MARK! ♥
FEEL FREE TO ADD ME I WANT SOME NEW FRIENDS PLEASE! :]
Me&The-Razz(Kirstie) My Best Friend on her birthday!
love you all :P
GizAKiss..[x]
DAFT(dictionary meaning)-someone who is odd, strange, does not make sense
example:-
Marcus "have u got a ham sandwhich or a kebab?"
Nat "haha, you're daft!"

My Interests



The Fromage (cheese) Express section in Asda tickles my fancy quite a bit & Anything else that swings that way really. The occasional schoko-bon goes along way and a glass of fully loaded when I'm feeling..daring. You don't have a clue what I'm talking about, right?

Good.. lets keep it that way shall we?

I occasionally like to hablar espanol and parler fancais - cause I'm mad. And for the rest of the time..I speak my own language-no not English, a language only my friends and I understand!Haha.
"where is that Gerrard? i don't give a TOSS." ~ who said it?

must say i do enjoy a bit of a slap and a tickle from time to time ...ooooof. &My chums ♥ much love?xo

Et J'aime toi.

& Godspeed to that!x

I love..

MAC make-up.

Cheese-Boards!

Nestating!♥

Mallorca!The place to be!Can't wait to go next yr KIRST!♥

& I lovelove ♥ xo

I'd like to meet:





Pete Bennet (bb7) & John Lesley(again) what a guy! haha

& you!♥

& if you wanna meet/talk to me, then feel free to add me :- [email protected]

ciaoxo

Music:

Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Movies:


Envy:~ one of the seven deadly sins, I♥ this picture :] ahw!

hOUse of wax ♥
Amityville Horror♥
Dumb&dumber ♠
notebook♥
Saving private Ryan♥
Jaws♠
Ghost♥
Titanic♥
The Butterfly Effect♠
Legally blonde♥
Sweet home alabama♠
Physco♠
Sex~web(haha)♥
&More but thats all i can think of!

Television:

Pimp My Ride♥xzibit♥
Most-Haunted♥derek(hahakirstie)♥
The Brothle♥
America's Next Top Model♥
Little Britain♠
Trinny&Suzanne♥;
The Osbornes ♥
The Simpsons♥
Jerry springer♥
My Sweet 16th ♥
Dismissed ♥
My Wife & Kids ♥
The L Word ♥
Trisha♠
The Moomins
Daria&heats;
Extreme Makeover♠
& anything pornographic :) ♥

adopt your own virtual pet! ;
play with these motha-fuckas!♥;

adopt your own virtual pet!

Books:

Rude ones

Heroes:

SOFT PEOPLE...here's some of my personal favourites..

The original soft girl - Kirstie xo
Genuine soft lads-Bungle&Marc
& This fella!

They make me Smile, they do! ♥

My Blog

Question time

hey ask me anything...nows yr chance ! lol xo
Posted by Fetish™ on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:32:00 PST

questionair!

questions 2 answer bout me 1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long d...
Posted by Fetish™ on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 10:17:00 PST

My..

Boobs are FREEZIN'!my nipples are like...football studs!it's sooooooooo collllld!
Posted by Fetish™ on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 01:06:00 PST

I miss..

The 90s :(I wanna play on the Nintendo 64 again!& have light-up shoes and lego! hahahaBut i still love the word "willy" & I'll NEVER stop saying it!willy willy willy willy willy willy...xo...
Posted by Fetish™ on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 05:59:00 PST

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1. I no that my ex...An ex for sure!2. I am listening to...the kettle3. Maybe I should...wrap u in cling-film4. I love...Binjing,Nestating with Kirstie & Curry.5. My dream last night was about...P...
Posted by Fetish™ on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 07:19:00 PST

My Name Means I'm..

NATALIE N is for Nice A is for Amazing T is for Tolerant A is for Alluring L is for Lively I is for Influential E is for Expressive http://...
Posted by Fetish™ on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 11:09:00 PST

27questionsonMISSPISSYKNICKERS!

27questionsonPISSYPANTS 1. What's their name? Kirstie "I Piss My Pants" Morton2. What's their last name? Bum Ole3. Is the person younger or older than you? she doesn't act her age cause she's 'tarded4...
Posted by Fetish™ on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 04:00:00 PST