.::Tubby Wench::.

Hello all, am helen from the loverly city of Liverpool! am a happy person, i like to do ramdom things with random people. i go to carmel college... galexy caramel yum! mine and abies treack to college on THE 10! squashed like mash potato! tis fun tho! bombardment on a friday ARRRR... Am no were near the PRETTIEST girl in the world... my eyes are to small :( am not the THINEST girl in the world.. i love food to much! BUTTT yeno tuf shit!! I got told by my mother that i look good on photos but if you met me in real life you would be disapointed, so draw ye own conclusions. many things in this life do pish me off! fake tan, (orange) peroxide blonde hair, girls who wear 'juicy couture' and idolise Paris Hilton... i like cats, CUTE! Anywho i will move on as i fear i am rambeling, me and Abie with the STELLLLLLLLA TOESSSS, i love her to bits, even though she does have PILES! and me and jennie with are amazing travells of Albion... more in store too!! the two Michaels are like the bestest Guys ever.. ones a Zara modle and the other.... dunno he has a nice watch tho! i Absolutly LOVE Russell Brand!!! hes a GOD and Pete Doherty is amazin, dont care what anyone says, so what he takes drugs, ye ma' sells them on Kirkby market... WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO am goin to see BABYSHAMBLES again in Novemeber wahooooooooooo xxx