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About Me





The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. ..

My Interests

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Music is the language of the universe. Art is the God of emotion. Nature is our holo-deck and Skydiving is the way to experiance all 3 with a triple shot of adrenaline!!!

I'd like to meet:

I would love to play a game of "Cut Throat" (Billards) with God and Satan

Music:

Music, by far is my first love. It is the essence of me. It controls my emotions. It is the sountrack to my existance.



Solo stuff:

Intrigue
Life
Nia's Mission
Shadows
Venice
Elf Garden

Wedding March

Twist Of Fate
Don't Cry For Me
No More
Cinderblock Walls
Welcome To Reality

Gathering Of Deities

Movies:

Bit Torrents ROCK! (Too many movies to list)

Books:

Books are the gateways to other worlds, other dimensions. They inspire us... They educate us. They make us think. They make us realize our potential.

Currently reading:

The Disappearance of the Universe
by Gary R. Rennard

Fantastic Voyage (The Science Behind Radical Life Extension) by Ray Kurzweil and Terry Grossman, M.D.

Other Recommended Reading

Heroes:

Heroes are people who use common courtesy... People who hold the door open for you... People who let you merge in traffic... People who know HOW to merge in traffic... Heroes are people who appreciate the little things in life... People who think mountains and sunsets are sexy... People who experiance life, not just live it... Heroes are people who realize that war will NEVER solve anything... Heroes are people that KNOW "we are one"

My Blog

Survey stolen from Carissa

1. Can you cook? Breakfast is my specialty2. What was your dream growing up? Rock Star 3. What talent do you wish you had? Lead Vocals4. Favorite place? Bliss5. Favorite vegetable? Artichoke6. Wh...
Posted by Jordet" on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:09:00 PST

Just archiving the survey (Spring Cleaning)

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Posted by Jordet" on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 08:01:00 PST

What Famous Leader Are You?

What Famous Leader Are You?personality tests by similarminds.com...
Posted by Jordet" on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:41:00 PST

What Classic Movie Are You?

What Classic Movie Are You?personality tests by similarminds.com...
Posted by Jordet" on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:05:00 PST

New Survey

I stole this little survey from Jennifer... Thanx Jen1. Where were you when it turned 2006? Trafalgar Square, London2. How did you get the idea for your myspace name? Ummmm... I decided to go with my ...
Posted by Jordet" on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 09:03:00 PST

Silence

The silence was deafeningThe darkness was too brightThe voices stoppedThey just stoppedThis is what I longed forA peace of mindThis is what I longed forA piece of mindPatterns of thoughtMolded and twi...
Posted by Jordet" on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 11:48:00 PST

The older I get, the more expensive the toys get!

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Posted by Jordet" on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:55:00 PST