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da HBIC: your Local Celebrity

On a roll, in control! HBIC is BACK WITH A FURY!

About Me



High speed chases and inside bank jobs are what I do best.. Handcuffs and spanking turn me on.. and a running is only something i’ll do with money in front, or a cop in perfuit.. Im a person who loves adventure, but always stops to smell the roses. I love to love na dlove to hate. Im not forgiving, but very forgetful. I love going forwards in reverse. I’ll never get out of bed for less thank $10 k a day, and 99 and a half wont do. I love God, and I know he loves me too, but when he created me he basically told himself "Well, shit.. it’s too late to start over now!!!" (If anyone actually read that, please let me know..) I love my family but I hate being around them. Im a film maker with no films. Im a lover with no heart. Im a thinker without a conscience. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Joe Carroll aka da HBIC. Nice to meet you...

My Interests

Film making, real estate, celebrity pop-culture, fame and fortune, keeping up to date with my fellow celebrities, making money, real-time drama, bringing my fans the art of film-making through MY own eyes.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet everyone. And of course, it’s always nice to meet you too..
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Music:


Movies:

Action, Horror, Drama, Comedy, Tragedy, Sci-Fi

Television:

Family Guy, 3rd Rock from the Sun, News Radio, Seinfeld, Golden Girls, Will & Grace, Roseanne, Invader Zim, South Park, Mad TV, Martin, Living SIngle

Books:

Erma Bombeck, Tim LaHaye, Jerry Jenkins, R.L. Stine, Steven King

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, Shug Knight, the Kingpic (frm the SPiderMan cartoons), Stewie Griffin, Quentin Tarantino, Hype Williams

My Blog

What a wasted year....

2007 was supposed to be the year of Completion. (my religious folks know what I mean..) I completed nothing.... Of all the resolutions i made last year.. I accomplished not one of them. It's depressi...
Posted by da HBIC: your Local Celebrity on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:51:00 PST

Tagged, as usual...

Tagged! The rules are: once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names...
Posted by da HBIC: your Local Celebrity on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:30:00 PST

Frankly.. this is really getting on my nerves...

I still dont know who this guy is. Something Inus, or Anus .. something like that... HONESTLY, what he said was racial. But his justification was right: he only called us what we call each other.. c...
Posted by da HBIC: your Local Celebrity on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 11:45:00 PST

FINALLY!!! Sinful Confessions- 1st Preview

Sinful Confessions- 1st Preview Add to My Profile | More VideosOf course, it took me longer to EDIT it than it did to shoot it, but it's finally up. Im not %100 satisfied with it, ...
Posted by da HBIC: your Local Celebrity on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:43:00 PST

Writers block.....

Ok, its 4:30 am... and i have serious writers block for Sinful Confessions.. yes, the script is already done... but i dont like it... Its just not finished.. the story is NOT changing.. it sjust the ...
Posted by da HBIC: your Local Celebrity on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:39:00 PST

Finally.. the set for Sinful Confessions is COMPLETE!

Special thanks to those that voted for Sinful Confessions. Taping begins saturday. Your cast will be announced soon enuff.. Until then, here are the pics for the main set of Sinful Confessions. http...
Posted by da HBIC: your Local Celebrity on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:56:00 PST

Action or Drama..? Need opinions FAST!

Action or Drama... ? OK MySPace... who saw American Idol last night? Well, for anyone that watches it, or FOX, knows that a new reality show is coming out called The Lot. It's a new reality tv sh...
Posted by da HBIC: your Local Celebrity on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:34:00 PST

Check out this video: Gansta Happy Feet Remix

Posted By:Vic(ima guy damnit!!!)Get this video and more at MySpace.comNot only am i mad at this video.. i rolled my ASS off!!!...
Posted by da HBIC: your Local Celebrity on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:54:00 PST

SO here's whats up with Head Chat...

Ok... so lets make this quick.. Ms. Ann is gone.. she found a new job elsewhere, so we wish her the best.. praise the Lord.. new co-host airs on the next show.. speaking of which, the next show is pat...
Posted by da HBIC: your Local Celebrity on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:40:00 PST

Head Chat- temporarily disabled...

We got such a late start on our most recent episode of Head Chat, we decided to postpone it until further notice. Which pisses me off, because we've only done two episodes...it's like were takin a bre...
Posted by da HBIC: your Local Celebrity on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:51:00 PST