Softcore synthesized robot porn, 80's music, analog synth noises, bowling, HK action films (especially those from late 70's through the 80's), chihuahuas, pugs, Spider-Man and Batman's rogues galleries, umbrellas with a human foot at the bottom, enjoying a delicious bowl of clam chowder, serial killer facts and other tomfoolery, horror flicks (Argento!), defiling Filipino women by squirting Taco Bell atomic cheese all over their nude bodies. Not to mention a deviant sexual appetite for Mexican Jews.
Neil Hamburger (America's Funnyman), Mark Mothersbaugh (met briefly, but would like to converse), Danny Elfman, SPARKS, Norm MacDonald, Sammo Hung, Mick Foley, Rowan Atkinson, Dean Cameron, Clint Howard, The Kipper Kids, Crispin Glover, Bruce Campbell, Jeffrey Combs, Thomas Dolby, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, and man do I wish Chris Farley were still alive to meet! Also, out of morbid curiousity, I would like to meet Steven Seagal to see if he really is that big of a worthless douche.
D-E-V-O, Oingo Boingo, Wall of Voodoo, Stan Ridgway, Thomas Dolby, Sparks, Kraftwerk, Peter Gabriel, Yellow Magic Orchestra, Talking Heads, Weird Al, Depeche Mode, Moog Cookbook, Martini Ranch, The Residents, Landscape, M, Art of Noise, Talk Talk, OMD, The Tubes, Fischerspooner, ABC, Howard Jones, Buggles, Andy Prieboy, Scritti Politti, Shriekback, Japan, Yello, Genesis, Legendary Pink Dots, Andrew W.K., Sykotik Sinfoney, Baditude, Tangerine Dream, Goblin (Italian horror soundtrack gods), Claudio Simonetti (best keyboardist ever?), Danny Elfman's film scores, late 70's and early 80's music is usually gold to ears.
Freaked, Session 9 (scared the living bejeesus out of me), Dawn and Day of the Dead, Wet Hot American Summer (funniest recent film), Hard-Boiled, any late 70's and 80's Sammo Hung movie, Italian horror movies (too many to count, but my favorites are those done by Argento), Brain Donors, The 'burbs, Night of the Creeps, The Descent, Brain Damage, Action Jackson, UHF, Dead-Alive, The Frighteners (Jeffrey Combs should have won an Academy Award for this movie, I shit you not), Dead and Buried, Terminator 2, Return of the Living Dead, Ice Cream Man (the fat kid isn't even fat! He's got a fucking pillow under his shirt and you can see the outline!), Story of Ricky, The Thing (Rob Bottin should receive daily suck-offs from gorgeous Taiwanese girls for doing the FX on this one), Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1 & 2, Near Dark, Ernest Scared Stupid, Wicker Man, Troll 2 (best bad movie ever), Night Patrol, Arachnophobia, Fright Night (favorite vampire movie), Slashers (best direct to video movie ever?), Robocop, Remo Williams:The Adventure Begins, Action U.S.A., Monster Squad (Wolfman does indeed have nards), Summer School, Big Trouble in Little China (it's hard to be straight when there exists a man as hot as Kurt Russell), Eraserhead, Short Time (just for having my favorite car chase of all time), Creepshow, The Burning (really underrated slasher flick that is loads better than Friday the 13th), Better Off Dead, Billy Madison, Blood Diner, Dark Backward, Falling Down, Orgazmo, Dirty Work, Phantasm III (solely for the awe-inspiring hearse flip), C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud, Howard the Duck (it's not my fault that 99% of the American public can't recognize true art) Forbidden Zone (Danny Elfman as the devil? That means you gotta see it), City of Lost Children, Beetlejuice (most Burton flicks should be on here), Terror Firmer, Fatty Drives the Bus, I also dabble in the occasional gay Latino porn (Well Hung Hispanics III is especially good), don't worry, I'll think of more later.
Not much appeals to me nowadays, so I look to the past for good TV. My favorite shows are Get A Life, Married... With Children, Sledge Hammer!, Alf, Strangers with Candy. The best shows on these days are Conan O'Brien, Family Guy and Penn & Teller's BULLSHIT!
Mick Foley's Have A Nice Day!, Bruce Campbell's If Chins Could Kill, Clive Barker's Books of Blood, and My Dad by Chad.