A Tale Of The Forest |
There once was a logger, He was chopping tree by tree all the live long day. When he came to his last tree of the day his axe broke. He began to cry. His wife heard him cry and...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 15:48:00 GMT |
WATCH WHAT!? |
Why in the hell is a Wrist Watch called a watch? Who the fuck is watching it? Whenever I wear a watch I will look at it or check it but I have never stood there for 20 minuetes and w...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 22:21:00 GMT |
Swinger! |
There was a monkey who would swing from tree to tree, from building to building, off of funiture, off of cars everything in sight into the night into a rock there he got killed.
Posted by on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 23:14:00 GMT |
Cracks |
Once there was a man who would always jump over cracks, When he was walking on the sidewalks he would jump over the cracks, when he would cross the road he would jump over the cracks. ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 16:19:00 GMT |
Button Time |
Every time I am at a RED light and there is a person waiting to use the cross walk, Why do they have to hit the button 8 fucking times???? No matter how high my volume is in my car I...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 22:25:00 GMT |
A Message For Natasha!!!!!!! |
Hi Natasha!
Posted by on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 13:26:00 GMT |
NOPE Its not Thursday! |
When its in the middle of the week sometimes I think to myself: What day is it??? is it wednesday?? or Thursday??? Oh no I remember its only Tuesday!!! BUT when it is Sunday I a...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 22:09:00 GMT |
Cat |
The cat was taking a nap on the sofa and the cat was very happy.
The man kicked the cat off the sofa.
The cat walked away very angry
The cat then ate his cat food.
The cat was happy again.
Posted by on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 22:53:00 GMT |
Water |
If rain drops could talk they would probley scream " OH SHIT THAT FUCKING HURT!!!" It would be very loud and annoying every time it rained out. I eat Pumpkin Pie.
Posted by on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 22:33:00 GMT |
Oh yeah Rocks |
One day I was working outside, I was really workng up a sweat when I noticed there was 2 big rocks laying on the ground next to me. I thought these rocks were very lazy and was wondering w...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 22:25:00 GMT |
