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Jacob mutherfuckin McGinnis

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About Me

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You scored as Hannibal Lecter. You are Hannibal Lecter. You dont need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just taste good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You arent a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!

Freddy Krueger


85%

Hannibal Lecter


85%

Candyman


80%

Captain Spaulding


70%

Pinhead


65%

Buffalo Bill


65%

Jigsaw


60%

Leatherface


60%

Michael Myers


40%

Jason Voorhees


30%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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I'm An Alcoholic
Time to go back to step one. What Kind of Drunk Are You?I like to think of myself as a nice compassionate person but, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most crucial moment.Almost time to go back to NC and i cant wait it should be good apparently a few people need a good ass kickin which is always fun so yepi love no one
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Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 80%
Wrath: 80%
Sloth: 60%
Greed: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Lust: 20%
Pride: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 46%
You will die a boring death. While dying, you will be jealous of those who die dramatic deaths. How Sinful Are You?
You Belong in 1969
If you scored...
1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!
1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.
1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!
1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.
1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?..

My Interests


Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?Painting, Tattoos ( i wanna be a tattoo artist, books, movies, of course music.

I'd like to meet:

i know this sounds horrible but really it's true i like to meet people that are worse off than me because it makes me feel better about myself. Of course that doesnt go for everyone i meet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGvw6WpHSF4&eurl=http%3A% 2F%2Fprofile%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ecfm%3Ffuseaction%3Dus er%2Eviewprofile%26friendid%3D1025794

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: ask me later
Birthday: if u find it give me a call i always miss it
Birthplace: jesus christ a hospital where the fuck else
Current Location: st. lou mutherfucker
Eye Color: hazel the first real answer
Hair Color: half black half queer red orange kinda
Height: 6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: right but im a quick learner
Your Heritage: irish everybody fuckin knows that
The Shoes You Wore Today: same as yesterday
Your Weakness: smiles
Your Fears: toilets
Your Perfect Pizza: shrooms and shrooms and shrooms and cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get some goals
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: bull shit
Thoughts First Waking Up: when do i get to go back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: my middle finger
Your Bedtime: two days from know
Your Most Missed Memory: if i missed it how should i know
Pepsi or Coke: rum and coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: fuck i cant help i ahhhh mcdonalds god im fat
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: china republic fuck represent nigg
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolateee
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: i wont even answer this u know
Do you Swear: every fuckin day
Do you Sing: every fuckin day
Do you Shower Daily: almost every fuckin day
Have you Been in Love: ohhh yes and what a waist of time isnt that how u spell like your waist fuck im stupid
Do you want to go to College: i was but sure
Do you want to get Married: all the way up until i am
Do you belive in yourself: when im drunk
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when im moving
Do you think you are Attractive: also when im drunk
Are you a Health Freak: jesus i smoke drink and eat mcdonalds of course i am
Do you get along with your Parents: i love my parents but we are to much alike
Do you like Thunderstorms: i love my dogs if u know me u know
Do you play an Instrument: only when im drunk which seems to be often
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: .......................
In the past month have you Smoked: .......................
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: oh ya and the last one was really interesting
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: if i could find it
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i hate oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck that
In the past month have you been on Stage: what stage what the fuck is this question
In the past month have you been Dumped: past 6 months
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the shower oh ya
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: every fuckin day but i put it back everytime
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: all the time im suck a bitch
Ever been Beaten up: oh ya i kick my ass all the time and the funny thing this isnt me being a smart ass
Ever Shoplifted: no comment their watching
How do you want to Die: hopefully i take a bunch of innocent people with me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: to be little again
What country would you most like to Visit: where ever i can drink legally
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: as long as they have eyes that work we're good
Favourite Hair Color: as long as their not bald
Short or Long Hair: read above
Height: no midgets or giants
Weight: u get the point im making
Best Clothing Style: like me except not in mens clothing
Number of Drugs I have taken: ?
Number of CDs I own: to fuckin many
Number of Piercings: 7
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: everything i seem to do

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Music:


You Will Die at Age 43
Not bad, considering your super wild lifestyle
Want to live longer? Try losing a few bad habits. What Age Will You Die?we could be here all day but now im getting into Link Wray and Lou Reed again Dead Kennedys Black Flag, Depeche mode, anti flag, jimi hendrix, doobie brothers, led zep, black sab, mars volta, system of a down, road runner united, slayer, metalica, NIN thats enough for now

Movies:

Fear and loathing, fight club, snatch, oceans 11 and 12, the doors,

Television:

CODE FOR SPOTTY EGG:

Heroes:

Charles Manson u have to respect a man who uses his head over his fists and still gets the job done

My Blog

it reminds me of a girl "they might know who they are but they dont know what it means"

Who is this irrisistable creature who has an insatiable lust for the dead? Living Dead Girl! Rage in the cage and piss upon the stage There's one sure way o bring the giant down Defunct the strings of...
Posted by Jacob mutherfuckin McGinnis on Sat, 27 May 2006 07:50:00 PST

to jesus

jesus christ why dont u come save my life now, open my eyes, blind me with your light now
Posted by Jacob mutherfuckin McGinnis on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 12:19:00 PST

Butane

Alright all u little piggys listen up in the chimpanzees i was a monkey with butane in my veins but thats beside the point salut
Posted by Jacob mutherfuckin McGinnis on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 09:04:00 PST