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Kevin

We Roll Devil's with Aluminum Boats and Keystone Pat-na

About Me

I'm all about the lake during the summer and a campfire during the winter. Throw in some good friends, a little music, some cold beer and I'm all set. I like anything out in the sun. Relaxing by the pool when there is enough breeze to keep you cool and enough sun to keep you warm. Wakeboarding on Lake Travis. Hanging out at Devil's Cove. BBQ with friends. I watch thunderstorms roll in any chance I get. I enjoy bike rides to nowhere in particular and stopping at no-name dives on the way. I prefer a CBR but appreciate a Harley. I have friends that I can call on for anything.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I think it would be nice to meet Robert Redford so I can KICK HIM IN THE NUTS for wasting 2 hours of my life that I can never get back on his Horse Whisperer movie. If I lacked satisfaction after nut kicking Redford, then I would probably try to meet Anna Nicole Smith so we could discuss nonlinear dynamics and complex systems, after watching her interviews I've decided she is the foremost expert in complexity theory. I'd like to meet Arnold Schwartzinegger so that I can maybe persuade him to have some ambition in his life and set some goals. We could also spend a day in the gym so I could show him how to work-out. UPDATE: So as it turns out, meeting Anna didn't work out in time. Travis showed me a scene from In To The Blue yesterday where Jessica Alba was in a two piece facing away from the camera so now I'd like to meet her.

Music:

Austin is full of live music. I like to take advantage as often as possible. My favorites are Roger Creager, Randy Rogers, Cory Morrow, Aaron Watson, Jack Ingram, Charlie Robison, Bruce Robison, Robert Earl Keen, Drew Kennedy, Bleu Edmondson, Jerry Jeff Walker, Stoney Larue, (any TX country but Kevin Fowler), Ryan Adams, Johnny Cash, Gary Stewart, Eric Tessmer, Mike Jones, Paul Wall, UGK, 50 Cent, Outkast, Alice in Chains, Radiohead, NIN, Tool, STP, Pink Floyd, Stevie Ray, and Lynard Skynard but I will listen to anything.

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, Office Space, Clerks, Super Troopers, Boondock Saints, American History X, Predator (has to be DTS version), Scarface (like every other person on here puts), Snatch, Wedding Crashers, Top Gun, Fight Club, Braveheart, A River Runs Through It, Gladiator, Cruel Intentions, The Devil's Advocate, Man on Fire, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Friday, Dazed and Confused, 40 Year Old Virgin, Vanilla Sky and actually the one chick flick I liked, The Notebook.

Television:

Cops and Texas SWAT are a given. It's getting ridiculous, I watch Lost and Nip/Tuck every week without fail. I don't like being sucked in by T.V. shows but I lack discipline sometimes.

Books:

Texas Traffic Law and Penal Code

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My Blog

Gratitude

    This is one of those things that is almost too personal to write about.  First, it's just kind of a personal issue and second, I don't think I can do justice in describing the ...
Posted by Kevin on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 06:06:00 PST

You guys are killing me

Enough of these stupid ass bullietins where I'm going to hell and I don't love Jesus if I don't repost within 10 secs. I don't anticipate that He will be reviewing my Myspace reposts to determine my f...
Posted by Kevin on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 01:00:00 PST

Wolves, Sheep, and Sheepdogs

One Vietnam veteran, an old retired colonel, once said this to me: "Most of the people in our society are sheep. They are kind, gentle, productive creatures who can only hurt one another by accident."...
Posted by Kevin on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 11:58:00 PST

Mind's Perspective

I just finished a 24 hour course to become certified in mental illness/mental retardation and it got me thinking about a few things.  First of all, I am very fortunate for the life and opportunit...
Posted by Kevin on Thu, 11 May 2006 08:42:00 PST

Shocker Alternatives

Two in the pink, one in the stink.""Checking her fever, with two in the beaver""Crimson: 2, Brown: 1.""Dos en el hueco, con uno en el seco.""Dos en el rosado, y uno en el morado.""Dos en la crica, con...
Posted by Kevin on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 03:41:00 PST

A Police Officer's Prayer

A POLICE OFFICER'S PRAYERLord I ask for courageCourage to face andConquer my own fears...Courage to take meWhere others will not go...I ask for strengthStrength of body to protect othersAnd strength o...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 04:53:00 PST

The Dirty List

1. Tea bag - As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot water. An old favorite. 2. Hot Lunch - While receiving head...
Posted by Kevin on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 05:28:00 PST