♥chasity - ProfilesArchive

About Me

About me:
I'm a pretty lucky girl. I've been to some amazing places, and I've seen and done some pretty amazing things. There's not much I take for granted, and you'll hardly ever see me without a smile on my face. I grew up in the Appalachian Mountains, but I love Austin and I could never leave. I seem to get along with just about everyone I meet. I was blessed with an awesome family and friends I would do anything for. -Sometimes I sing to them when I've had too much wine. On the weekends I'm either out in the sun or out on the water. Sometimes I have adrenaline withdrawals. I may not have the patience to play an entire song on guitar, but I could ride dirtbikes until I can't feel my arms anymore, or wakeboard until my toes go numb. Life is good.

My Interests

Relaxing days at the house, wakeboarding on the Pedernales, catching sun at Devils Cove, riding the sand dunes in Glamis, campfires with good friends and guitars, dirtbikes, fourwheelers, wakesurfing, photography, live music, cook-outs, driving with the windows down, laying in the hammock, sitting in front of the fireplace listening to a guitar, nights when all the stars are out and days at the lake when it rains even though the sun is shining.

I'd like to meet:

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i'd like to meet:
No one really. -Billy Ray Cyrus turned metrosexual, and Scott Byerly quit shaving his face, so I'll have to rethink this one. Michael Phelps seems like a good one to reproduce with, so now I'd like to meet him.
***As you've probably gathered I'm not really in a relationship with Michael Phelps. Its just how I keep sexual predators from sending me creepy pictures of their body parts on myspace.***
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Music:

I'm a musician's daughter. I've played guitar since I was ten. Somehow, I'm still terrible. I really appreciate anything with a good guitar line. As far as music goes, I just about love it all. 311, Toadies, Tool, Vallejo, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Mike Jones, Paul Wall, Cory Morrow, Randy Rogers and Drew Kennedy. If that's not variety I don't know what is.

Movies:

Superbad, Napoleon Dynamite, The Wedding Crashers, Happy Gilmore, Tommy Boy, Billy Madison, Bad Santa, Super Troopers, Taladega Nights, and any comedy I may have left out... for some reason I have them all memorized.

Television:

Fuel TV is my favorite channel. Gray's Anatomy, MTV, Supercross, and College Football are the only reason you'll find me in front of a television set. *Someone* has gotten me hooked on Nip Tuck, although I still think its slightly pornographic in nature.

Books:

I have read every real estate, marketing, and finance book that I ever want to read. I'm taking a break for now.

Heroes:

Daddy.
If I am even half as loving and forgiving as he is, then my life will be all I've ever wanted.

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"man is a credulous animal, and must believe something, in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones."
~Bertrand Russell

My Blog

Dear Alcohol...

I found this on someone's blog and couldn't help but share. ~ChasityDear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when nee...
Posted by ♥chasity on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:52:00 PST

quite the accomplishment.

1. I slice my sandwiches diagonally. -You just get more sandwich that way. 2. I like the Eeeeeeeee. 3. I don't really like mushiness, but when I'm with my girlfriends we are SUPER mushy, and we almost...
Posted by ♥chasity on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 02:48:00 PST

who the hell is sheri moon?

Seriously, if one more person tells me I look like Rob Zombie's wife I'm going to start having bad dreams.UPDATE:Oh my God. This is what I just found on Google. I am laughing so hard right now. T...
Posted by ♥chasity on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 07:27:00 PST

stamp tramp

My mother cracks me up sometimes. I called her yesterday to say hello and almost fell down laughing when she told me that she learned what a "stamp tramp" was, and asked me if that's what my tattoo wa...
Posted by ♥chasity on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 11:41:00 PST

joke.

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." ...
Posted by ♥chasity on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:59:00 PST

wow.

As a property manager at a retirement community my days can get pretty interesting.Last week a resident called me reporting that there were people living in his a/c vents. They are apparently putting ...
Posted by ♥chasity on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:47:00 PST

F-ing deer.

So I'm minding my own business, driving to my mom's Friday night and out of nowhere a stupid doe runs into my passenger door. What the hell is a deer doing in a crowded neighborhood in Blockhouse Cree...
Posted by ♥chasity on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:19:00 PST

"bro-mance"

This past week I had the luxury of hanging out with the infamous Sylvia Lake. (Yeah, what a rockstar name, huh?) Sylvia always enlightens me more than anyone needs to be enlightened. We talk about hig...
Posted by ♥chasity on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 12:57:00 PST

Can I have my $19.99 back?

I did it. I totally fell for an infomercial. In a span of fifteen minutes I became convinced that if I sat on a giant shiny ball for 25 minutes only three times a week I too could look like a supermod...
Posted by ♥chasity on Tue, 27 May 2008 07:28:00 PST

I heart youtube.

Okay so these aren't new, but they're still too funny not to repost...Southpark Soulja BoyThe Tourettes GuyWhistle TipsTech tardStewie from MAD TV...
Posted by ♥chasity on Sat, 03 May 2008 02:40:00 PST