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Astronaut Bread

Everything is gayer in 2048.

About Me

ASTRONAUT BREAD WINS @ t3h LIFE DOWNLOAD THE WHOLE FUCKING CD!!
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In the Year 2032, the planet faced the most ghastly of monstrosities. A fleet of Truck-sized vaginas entered our atmosphere and began devouring our planet; starting with Wisconsin. After recklessly plundering the face of our planet for many months, they were defeated by the awesome pressence of the flying spaghetti montser. The only place left untouched by the vagina's wrath: the whole country of Canada. So, having fleed to the land of our wintery neighbors to the north. We did what anyone would have done. Started a Triple A pop sensation with what little technology we had left. After winning numerous contests on local radio from across the globe, me and my comrade were present with "The best people to ever inhabit the planet" award, and granted access to the last working time machine which we used to come and visit the peek of human existence 2006, where alchohol flows like blood, and meth is like whoa!1 Unfortunatly we were to drunk to operate the time machine properly and crash landed in some shit hole they call Knoxville, TN. But, fuck it atleast we rememembered to bring a copy of our CD. Enjoy fuckers!1 br)-Hot Carl (aka Officer Jack)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/15/2005
Band Website: freewebs.com/theclap/
Band Members:X-Tazy- Vocals (rapping badly), lyrics (when intoxicated)
Hot Carl- Programming, vocals, and additional lyrics (when stoned)
Zeb the Fish- He brought PBR to the Pickle Party. His ass is EVERYWHERE.
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Check out my other bands. NOW.
[http://www.myspace.com/7h3c1ap]
[http://www.myspace.com/thepinkfalafelhat]
[http://www.myspace.com/curtainz]
[http://www.myspace.com/iamhotcarl]
Influences: Pagoda of the Unfit, Suzi Fucks, Interstellar Panda Junction, The Vomit Mongers, Harmony Sucks, God is a Cowboy, Little Mister Poopey-Boots Bastard-Pants and the Indelibles, I Heard Your Mom is One Also, Lethargic Wolverine, The Turbo-Batman 5000 Effect, and Improper Use of a Diaphram.
Sounds Like: Robots smoking crack while fucking a drum machine in the ass, filmed by a hobo drunk on mouthwash. (in the future)
Record Label: The Awesomeist of the Awesome 2048
Type of Label: None

My Blog

The Internet Makes You Stupid

so,mething awful makes fun of us... we was not stoned... gayasses what....where's that pipe??2we was making a hovered craft..asshat-hot carl...
Posted by Astronaut Bread on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 06:15:00 PST

Assbread lyrics

1 .the International house of Pankkake    Yo, yo! Astronaut Bread! 2048! We kickin' it! We goin' old scoo! You know how it go!!1 I wish I had a nickel for every time some crusty old man p...
Posted by Astronaut Bread on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 12:37:00 PST