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Left:
Me at age six just before inventing liposuction. I still have scars.
Above:
The dramatic conclusion of my succession speech at age seven. Armies moved into Reno late that night. Notice the success of my liposuction procedure.
kens mom one on one,just her and i alone finally, that would be so cool! and also any one elses mom , im not exclusive. bring it.!!!!Anyone who allows themself to become something more than a bag of organic matter operating on conditioned neurological impuses: Humans! Folks who don't own cars (by choice), People who aren't afraid to give a shit, Any stranger with the courage to not remain a stranger, Anyone who has ever lived without A/C for more than a few days, Especially the ones who thought it really wasn't really that bad, Naturists, People who study philosophy, world religions, histoy, and sociology, Naturalists, Wilderness survivalists, People who like more than one kind of music, People who get past the bullshit fast and and show me who they really are, Your mom, (Seriously, I bet she's seen some interesting things), Inquizative types, People who are good with puns, People who love words, Writers and Poets who are helplessly obsessed with words, Card players, Trivia fanatics, Those who speak with passion, Those lacking the filter between brain and mouth, Musicians, People who are obsessed with understanding the world around them, Political and social radicals of all types, Anyone interested in pink unicorns, Girls who talk to thier pets as though they were people, Anybody who takes the time to write down thier thoughts, Especially those who aren't afraid to share them with others, People who wear interesting underwear, People who don't wear underwear, Buckminster Fuller, Andrew Bird, Fidel Castro, Noam Chomsky, Mr. T, Errol Morris, Allen Ginsberg, John Stewart, Nitzche, Thich Nhat Han, etc...
Oh, I almost forgot about this guy:
"The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: Is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, 'Hey – don't worry, don't be afraid ever, because this is just a ride ...' And we ... kill those people. Ha ha, 'Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real.' It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter, because – it's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. " ----BILL HICKS