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Imperfect Vessel

I am here for Friends

About Me

Born in the small town of Bollocks, North Dakota, I quickly rose to great power through cunning, charm, guns, murder and blackmail. I was chairman of the Teamsters at age three. Some say that I sold out the Union, but those people are stupid, the market is the mover, I only steered the boat through the treacherous waters of an unbridled capitalist economy. Moving on from organized labor, and with the help of my newly aquired Mofia connections, I ran for governer of California, beating Jerry Brown in a landslide. At age seven, just before the next gubernatorial election, I suspended the constitution of the state of California and appointed myself Lord Grand(e) Imperator of California, Suceeded from the U.S., Annexed Western Arizona, Nevada, and the Baja penninsula, established a religion dedicated to the ritualistic praise of my Beatific Personage, imprisoned all persons within my Many Lands who willingly call themselves 'Bob.,' and cured AIDS and cancer, forever. Things are pretty hectic when you're a God-Imperator, so for the past seventeen years I've been taking it pretty easy. I sold California (and The Many Lands) to China (they turned the whole place into a theme park called Happy Enjoyment Paradise), and now I mostly hang out and stuff. Maybe someday I'll go back to being an evil pharaonic dictator, but for now I just want to have fun, and maybe travel a little!Oh, and PS. I spend the majority of my day sitting around wondering how (and even IF) I can ever be half as cool as Ken Delia. That guy is my lord and hero, and pretty much the sweetest being to ever exist.
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Left:
Me at age six just before inventing liposuction. I still have scars.
Above:
The dramatic conclusion of my succession speech at age seven. Armies moved into Reno late that night. Notice the success of my liposuction procedure.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

kens mom one on one,just her and i alone finally, that would be so cool! and also any one elses mom , im not exclusive. bring it.!!!!Anyone who allows themself to become something more than a bag of organic matter operating on conditioned neurological impuses: Humans! Folks who don't own cars (by choice), People who aren't afraid to give a shit, Any stranger with the courage to not remain a stranger, Anyone who has ever lived without A/C for more than a few days, Especially the ones who thought it really wasn't really that bad, Naturists, People who study philosophy, world religions, histoy, and sociology, Naturalists, Wilderness survivalists, People who like more than one kind of music, People who get past the bullshit fast and and show me who they really are, Your mom, (Seriously, I bet she's seen some interesting things), Inquizative types, People who are good with puns, People who love words, Writers and Poets who are helplessly obsessed with words, Card players, Trivia fanatics, Those who speak with passion, Those lacking the filter between brain and mouth, Musicians, People who are obsessed with understanding the world around them, Political and social radicals of all types, Anyone interested in pink unicorns, Girls who talk to thier pets as though they were people, Anybody who takes the time to write down thier thoughts, Especially those who aren't afraid to share them with others, People who wear interesting underwear, People who don't wear underwear, Buckminster Fuller, Andrew Bird, Fidel Castro, Noam Chomsky, Mr. T, Errol Morris, Allen Ginsberg, John Stewart, Nitzche, Thich Nhat Han, etc...

Oh, I almost forgot about this guy:

"The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: Is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, 'Hey – don't worry, don't be afraid ever, because this is just a ride ...' And we ... kill those people. Ha ha, 'Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real.' It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter, because – it's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. " ----BILL HICKS

My Blog

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And miraculously I feel alive again.. Jaya, one of my best friends in this world, read what I wrote last night and described it with a word I dont think Ive ever heard him use before: Beautiful. Oh th...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:46:00 GMT

sometimes when drunk.

Lets pull a warm bath;we're drunk in the woods,let us pull a warm bath and have a cigarette together.I kissed everyone I sawand I think you danced a bitIm such a tramp when I drink.My head will hurt w...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:03:00 GMT

- myself (for a minute)

We are here to learn how to love. I have no doubt of that. But damn is it confusing sometimes. There are so many different loves, so many colors and tones and volumes and shapes and they seem always t...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:33:00 GMT

notorious

Forget safety.Live where you fear to live.Destroy your reputation.Be notorious.I have tried prudent planninglong enough.From now onI'll be mad.-Rumi
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:00:00 GMT

screw you guys.

So I havent put down anything of substance for a long time. I guess thats what Im gonna now do. I came to  Knoxville a year and a half ago inpired by truely altruistic feelings. I thought I coul...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:16:00 GMT

left hanging

Anyway I know at least one person whos off the fucking christmas list.
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 07:23:00 GMT

hurray!

hurray for me! i do good stuff and im not full of shit. im always really me. sorry. 
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 07:07:00 GMT

or

Or, i dunno, that might be too much. But I can always decide to be easy on myself...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:21:00 GMT

slowing down

Shame is a feeling we have for a reason and people who claim to be without it are vaguely frightening to me. Whereas, at times, it can be overwrought and serves only to impede ones growth, at least a...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:44:00 GMT

Bunny

I had one of the craziest dreams Ive ever had last night. I had gone to work with Sam and Amanda (they got me my job, in real life.) and we were led into a cavern where we used these impossible tools ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:09:00 GMT