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About me ? hum, ha ha ? Well hear it goes. I..m a simple person who just wants to get through life with a smile on his face. I like to make people laugh. It makes my world spin a little easer. I.m a lover not a fighter, I don..t run in the rat race, I walk around It. I don..t have all the answers, I can barely find the questions.(ha) I tried my hand at "L O V E" and fuck that all up! Maby someday I will find a girl who would like to hold my hand but for now I..m "Taking a break" I do have a sunnier side to my life though. I..m an avid bass player who has played In every type of band, from Napalm Death to Weather Report. I have a really cool job doing live sound and production.(That I bitch about alot, but I do love). I have been at It now for about 17 years. It..s better than laying block for a living. I like to go to shows when I can. I..m Into the local music scene. I work with local bands to help them get "up the latter" a little bit.When It comes to girls, I like the scent of Vodka on a womans breath. (THAT..S HOT).I feel the woman your in a relationship with should be your friend. You should want to kick It with your woman,(It should not be a chore),haha.. Most of all you should have each others back, No matter what ! Ill think of more crazy thoughts about me later. Vincent J Crudo Jr.

My Interests

I am a PRO AUDIO ENGINEER. I have been working in the Live Sound and production field for about 18 years. I specialize in the HEAVER / MORE AGGRESSIVE style of Music

Music:

-3 Inches of Blood -Alice Cooper -Alice in Chains -Amon Amarth -Angra -Arch Enemy -Behemoth -Blind Guardian -Bl&uumle O&yumlster Cult -Boston -Burn The Priest -Cellador -Children of Bodom -Chimaira -Cradle of Filth -Cream -DÃ…&AringTH -Damageplan -Demiricous -Demons & Wizards -DevilDriver -Dimmu Borgir -Down -DragonForce -Dream Theater -Eagles -Echoes of Eternity -Eric Clapton -Exodus -Fleetwood Mac -Foghat -Goatwhore -God Forbid -Godsmack -Gojira -Hatebreed -Heart -In Flames -Into Eternity -Joe Walsh -Journey -Judas Priest -Kansas -Kiss -Kreator -Lacuna Coil -Lamb of God -Lynyrd Skynyrd -Machine Head -Marilyn Manson -Mastodon -Megadeth -Meshuggah -Metallica (Old) -Morbid Angel -Mot&oumlrhead -Nevermore -Nightwish -Nile -Obituary -Opeth -Ozzy Osbourne -Pantera -Pink Floyd -Rebel Meets Rebel -Rob Zombie -Sanctity -Scar Symmetry -Shadows Fall -Six Feet Under -Skid Row -Slayer -Slipknot -Sonata Arctica -Static-X -Stone Sour -Styx -Superjoint Ritual -Ted Nugent -Testament -Thine Eyes Bleed -To- Mera -Trans-Siberian Orchestra -Trivium -White Zombie -Yngwie Malmsteen -ZZ Top "BIG VINNY" (The real skinnee) This band started as a joke around 1993. Me and my buddys Eric/Brad were all In (What they call today, "Power Metal" bands). It was cool and all but was getting old playing all this technical bullshit. Then one night after rehearsal with his band "Nomad" Horton was dialing In his tone as I was fucking around with the P.A. He started to play this (Pantera / Exodus) style riff. Brad started this heavy groove, Me, a huge (SOD) fan started preaching some attitude into the mic, and It was on ! , "BIG VINNY". We wrote 7 or 8 songs in like 4 or 5 rehearsals. Simple, heavy, no bullshit, and fucken funny. Song titles like Choke On It, Johnny Homes back from the grave, Chicks With Dicks, Good old fashion love songs. When you came to see Big Vinny I wanted you to walk out of the club picking your teeth up off the floor and pissing your pants from laughter. I knew I could not handle the Bass duties and entertain people with 100% so I decided to hand the Bass over to Jeff (schleppy) Smith. Schleppy was from an old band called "Leatherwolf" but was a good player with a (Large Cock) that could knock a mexican out at the DMV. Next was Eric (Itchy Balls) Horton. Eric ate, slept, shit, pissed, and puked, guitar night and day . Eric would play so fast that he had to be careful the neck would not burst into flames (It happened at two of our shows). Eric..s attitude could spit out a rattlesnakes eye at 20 feet, but was a great player and fit the band like OJ..S glove. ! Then we had the battle of the drummers. Brad, our first drummer exploded on stage from whiskey/beer but after two bottles of Jim Beam no one could touch him on drums. He was like an alien from (cynex X1) a black hole in outer space. He could play with his hands ,feet and dick. He blew us off in 95 to go play with "King Krimson". We then replaced him with Shuler staffney. Shull, hailing from Detroit was a "Iron horsmen" , Good with a shotgun and could play the fuck out of a Little kids drum kit at a backyard party....And thats how all the love began.. Whiskey, satan, weed, Debbie VanZant, (our loyalest fan) Marshall..s, ESP guitars, pasta, coors light, coors light, did I say coors light, what more can I say. I think the music and the laughs speaks for themselves, Check It Out.......BV

Movies:

MAD MAX. (the auss. ver.) THE GODFATHER 1, @ 2, GOODFELLES ~( You haven"t been to school in months,.....IN..MUNTHS!!!! ) DRIVER 23, DAY OF THE DEAD, BURIED ALIVE, RE,AMNITOR, HELLRAISER,1/2/3/ The EXORCISE, Oh yea!!, JENNA LOVES ROCKO, (got to have a little porn in there) , TOMMY BOY, OLD SCHOOL, SHALLOW HAL, ELF, MIDNIGHT EXPRESS, COMMANDO, TOTAL RECALL , TERMITATOR 1/2/3...BRAVEHEART, SAVING PRIVATE RYAN, ECT,ECT...

Television:

Believe it or not . I like programs like TLC, History Channel, T V Land,"E" Entertainment, HBO, ect ect.. I enjoy the Real World but,, "I HATE MTV" . Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Comety Central ,(for the funny stuff). And........(Unvision , for the hot mexican chicks) ha.ha). Chris Rock , Dave Chappell (Now that guys funny) . Aquateen Hunger Force, Jerry Springer, (I know, White Trash)......( I will think of more Later.)..... By...

Books:

Anything by Dale Brown , (Act of war,wings of fire,the tin man) , Arthur miller, ( The crucible , Death to a salesmen), Andrew Mcgahan (The white earth), Some Steven King, And Dr. Seuss.

Heroes:

MY MOM & DAD !!