watching the wrong tele |
Vernon's eyes popped open, how long he had been on the couch he was not quite sure, it did seem to have been a while since he was last conscious. He blinked the sleep out of his eyes and sat up, it wa...
Posted by vernon on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 09:58:00 PST |
Natasha unburdens herself |
Natasha had ushered Vernon into a taxi to the TV studio, he was off to the recording of Celebrity Lookalikes Shopping Baskets. She watched it vanish down the street then called one of her own. H...
Posted by vernon on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 07:10:00 PST |
exclusive footage! |
Exclusive footage of Vernons appearance on Celebrity Shopping Baskets can be found in the Pics section.
Posted by vernon on Mon, 29 May 2006 01:03:00 PST |
The redemptive powers of telly - again |
Vernon was in the taxi to the TV studio. He had never appeared on a panel game before and both Lister his agent and Natasha were delighted when the call had come in from the long running quiz Ce...
Posted by vernon on Sun, 14 May 2006 04:03:00 PST |
natashas homecomming |
Jeremy and Kyle were leaving their two bedroom condo in docklands. Clearly it was a wrench for them both. Happy memories and a wide circle of friends seemed to suffuse the apartment in a warm gl...
Posted by vernon on Wed, 03 May 2006 03:03:00 PST |
Natashas holiday dairy, or some racy plot. |
Vernon had not been able to watch as much telly as he liked, and while initially thrilled to have become a distributer of public good as Natasha put it, physical effort went against his natural incl...
Posted by vernon on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 05:08:00 PST |
what is it with the cakestands |
Usually Vernon had the days to himself in front of his favourite programmes. The pressures of work were, however, putting a stop to his usual pursuits. This morning, as he left the...
Posted by vernon on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 09:00:00 PST |
no home should be without one |
Life Laundry put Vernon on the path, as it has done to so many others, in recognising the redemptive powers of tidying. But yestoday morning was exceptionally trying because the clutter in the front r...
Posted by vernon on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 02:07:00 PST |
some necessary background information |
Some people have asked Vernon to describe, as far as he could remember them, the circumstances of his big break. Modesty has naturally prevented him talking too much about it, because in these days ...
Posted by vernon on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 06:12:00 PST |
spreading the love |
Let Me In To Your House Im From Television.
Week later follow up script:
Vernon narrates:
Henry was locked in a 10 year loveless marriage with Judy and feelings of remorse and reg...
Posted by vernon on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:27:00 PST |
