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Mxyzlpyik

Girl, do you have a dream that you would like me to interpret?

About Me

I play drums and guitar very loud, hard and precise. I prefer to dEEjAY vinyl records in my apartment. I love the ladies to DEATH! I am a pleaser. College educated and manly as hell. Handsome and hulk-like. Musically and sexually charged...

My Interests

WRITING, comedy movies, listening to jazz, punk, funk, rock and fucking roll, various fetishes, leering at women in high heels, female fashions, vinyl records, guitars, drums, abstract art, bold graphic art, picture books, ebay, Psycult meetings, sex with women, going to FLEA MARKETS.

I'd like to meet:

DANA DeARMOND, oh yeah and.... Scarlett Johansson, Kari Wuhrer, Aurora Snow, Traci Lords, Sofia Coppola, Iggy Pop, Sly Stone, Joan Jett, Stephanie Seymour, Pamela Ludwig actress from the film Over the Edge, and that girl at Princeton Record Exchange, you know the one. SPIRITS IN THE MATERIAL WORLD.

Music:

ok here it goes..... R.I.P. JAMES BROWN CHRISTMAS 2006 you will be missed. 2 times!! CHEAP TRICK, KISS mostly with ACE FREHLEY, REDD KROSS, PSYCULT, deadsy, FRANK ZAPPA, THE SWEET, MOTORHEAD, FU MANCHU, KYUSS, QOTSA, all ROLLING STONES, THE DONNAS, PINK FLOYD with or without SYD BARRETT, HAWKWIND with LEMMY only, the MISFITS with DANZIG only, BLUE CHEER, RANDY HOLDEN POPULATION II, MC5, YARDBIRDS, ALICE COOPER, JON SPENCER, PUSSY GALORE, BOSS HOG, BLUES EXPLOSION, FLIPPER, DEAD BOYS, RAMONES, OASIS, ASH from Ireland, CLOROX GIRLS, RED PLANET, ARSON now SYDBARRET, DOOMSDAYSLEEPOVER, GEORGE IS DEAD, MELANIE'S ANGER, CASINO EVIL, FRANKENSTEIN 3000, Cecil Taylor, NEW YORK DOLLS, HANK III and ASSJACK, HANK WILLIAMS a.k.a. BOCEPHUS, ah hell HANK WILLIAMS JR too, GG ALLIN, HUMBLE PIE, STEVE MARRIOTT, JOAN JETT and THE BLACKHEARTS, the RUNAWAYS, 1st 2 lp's by MOTLEY CRUE, the GERMS, X, the DICKIES, BLONDIE, GRAVITAR local Ohio band that scares me a 'lil, JOHNNY THUNDERS and all dead guitarists, THE WHO, NJ's own EDDIE HAZEL, GEORGE CLINTON, FUNKADELIC, PARLIAMENT, ELVIS PRESLEY over Costello, SLAYER, DEVO, CAVE IN, SKOUNDRELZ featuring king skater TONY ALVA on bass, JIMI HENDRIX is GOD not E.C., IGGY AND THE STOOGES!!!!, Cramps, Monster Magnet, LORD STERLING let Bink tattoo you!!! AVISO HARA, Sparks Fly From a Kiss, KBD bands, FOO FIGHTERS, SLOAN from Canada, Black Sabbath, Alice Bowie, Cheech and Chong, Joy Division, YACHT ROCK!!!!!! ah heck, I actually like the CURE now after all these years! remember the "LET'S GO TO BED" video on MTV in like 1983?! I DO, and it was Kool..

Movies:

OVER THE EDGE is the greatest American movie ever made right up there with CANDY and Robert Downey SR's PUTNEY SWOPE. some other gems i enjoy: SCARFACE, FORBIDDEN ZONE, KING OF NEW YORK, AMERICAN PSYCHO (Clinton, you are Patrick Bateman, no shit!! Please don't kill me), Pound, FEAR OF A BLACK HAT, HaGGard, i love Scarlett Johansson, so I must mention GHOST WORLD and LOST IN TRANSLATION (...please call me soon, er uh duh huh), Dolemite II: the Human Tornado (don't buy the dvd--they added new scenes and now it really sucks), Princes of Cocaine, BLOW, the CHEECH AND CHONG catologue, HALF BAKED, any MARILYN MONROE committed to celluloid, KIDS (pull cord...)the Telly says IF YOU LET ME FUCK YOU, I THINK YOU WOULD LOVE IT, JULIEN DONKEY BOY, GUMMO, Bully, FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, any movie the DONNAS are in=i am too embarassed to mention them, TAXI DRIVER, GOODFELLAS, CASINO, THE INCIDENT find it!, WHO'S THAT KNOCKING ON MY DOOR, JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT, MONDO BIZARRO, MONDO FREUDO, DR. SEX, any "SOMETHING WEIRD" title, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, EYES WIDE SHUT, T REX Born to Boogie, THE MYSTERIOUS MONSTERS a documentary on Sasquatch, the Yeti and the Lochness Monster, hosted by Peter Graves, I worship the female form, so any movie that involves female nudity=i am THERE!!! Amateur homemade/homegrown porn films with doughy 18 year old females.

Television:

DAVE CHAPPELLE SHOW Rick James is the funniest thing i have ever seen on tv, WHAT'S HAPPENING Rerun was the best, STARSKY AND HUTCH are NOT gay, GOOD TIMES blackness at its bestest, STELLA ridiculousness, THE YOUNG ONES Brits kick ass, COMIC STRIP PRESENTS (U.K.), DUKES OF HAZZARD 69 CHARGERS are cool, LITTLE RASCALS Spanky! BLOWOUT best hair on tv, BOBBY BROWN livin the high life, HBO's REAL SEX series, vh1's BEHIND THE MUSIC, MTV's Rockumentary, HOWARD STERN SHOW channel 9 in Secaucus NJ, ERNIE KOVACS, Bam Margera/CKY series/Jackass, HARDCORE TV short lived HBO series, Parker Lewis Can't Lose, RASCALS COMEDY HOUR uncensored local NJ stand up comedy, i have about 1000 vhs tapes lying around so i am probably forgetting a few, no shit/try me.

Books:

+ FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS + the SENSUOUS MALE cuz i likes to makes the ladies squeals with PLEASURE. NEW YORK GIRLS by Richrd Kern.

Heroes:

my family, Bill, Billy Jr, Jerry, Joedie, Medea, Emily, Rev Al from the PSYCULT COLLECTIVE!!