I'm secretly an old man with the following skills, hobbies and/or interests:
-claw machines
-theme parks
-snooze buttons
-carnival Camel Races
-bowling + mini golf
-oatmeal
-prunes
-the 40s, 50s, 80s and 90s
-whistling
-eating with chopsticks
-Snood, Tetris, Dr. Mario
-mixtapes [pref. cassettes]
-collecting CD's
-piano sheet music
-music videos
-spelling/grammar/syntax
-mathematics
-crudité [veggie platters]
-bargain hunting
-people-watching
-talking to God
a nice Catholic boy with some musical capacity CHECK
...who'll go to Disneyland with me CHECK
^(those were actually on my profile before I dated Chris)
Who I'd Rather Not Meet:
ignorant people, especially ignorant celebrities
forte | CUT OFF YOUR HANDS still fond
-rock and/or roll
-rootsy hip hop
-Frank Sinatra et al.
-the hits of Burt Bacharach
-Baladas Espanolas
-3/4 time or 6/8 meter
-syncopation
-Christmas year-round
-Magic Mic (karaoke)
Netflix
-good horror
-bad horror
-chick flicks
-made-for-TV movies
-foreign films
-trippy plots or endings
All-time favorites:
-'2GE+HER'
-'Days of Our Lives'
-'Degrassi: TNG'
-'Dexter'
-'Living Single'
-'Ghostwriter'
-'Happy Tree Friends'
-'Homicide'
-'Match Game'
-'Monk'
-'Mr. Bean'
-'Mr. Show'
-'My So-Called Life'
-'Nip/Tuck'
-'Saved by the Bell'
-Gauntlets/Infernos/Duels
-80s and 90s cartoons
-old school Nick
-my mom
-my 4 grandparents
-Krystle J. Swaving
-The Neptunes / N.E.R.D.
-lefties (I wish I was one)
-the Super Mario Bros
-senior citizens because they rule the world like no other