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About Me

I was in punk rock bands .Had a mowhawk and wore eyeliner. I did drugs. Drank too much. Had a bi-polar nympho girlfriend. Never washed my clothes. Survived on McDonalds #2 Meal and Rolling Rock. Had a motorcycle but no license no insurance and no registration. I totolled two trucks in two weeks. Once i ate 10 hits of acid at once. Puked on my neighbors bike. Blew up shit. I had really really bad karma! ...................................Now i swallow vitamans and drink water. Wear my seat belt. I quit smoking.......everything. Went back to school. Started looking both ways before crossing the street. Playing acoustic guitar. Bought a house. Met a girl. Fell in love. Got married. Grew up. Moved a few times. Had a son. Became the vice president of Independent Wiring. I wake up every morning before dawn.......work hard all day as an electrician and race home to see my loving family. I married a beautiful woman who gave me a perfect son. We live in a big brick house on top of a hill with a big fence around it. We make just enough to pay the bills and we're okay with it. ........If you asked the 18 year old me about the 28 year old me....I guess he'd say I was old and boring. The 28 year old would tell him to politely go fuck himself.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

my main interest in life is to make tons of cash by doing absolutley nothing. id also like to find happyness and to learn to spell again. i dont really like TV because i hate electricity and i have to watch a bunch of commercials that suck and chasing a remote around is for hippies. i like money and would like to build up my company so i can sell it and then retire early so i could spend my days wondering what brand of toilet paper really is the softest.

I'd like to meet:

Kurt Cobain

Music:

oldies, classic rock, folk rock, indie, punk rock...... what ever.

Movies:

faster pussy cat kill kill......stanley kubbrick films....old school.......the big labowski.....the maxx...fight club.....snatch...office space....taxi driver...one flew over the coo coos nest....u turn....war movies are cool......

Television:

Howard TV

Books:

DO IT! Jerry Rubin

Heroes:

Ben Franklin and Black Beard......Jesse Jackson?

My Blog

My Life Part 8: Pre-DUI....and Probation High.

After experiencing the famous Green Lane punk show Janice and I fled back to her house. We went up to her room and talked for a while. I picked up here crappy electric guitar and started tuning it. Sh...
Posted by The Adventures of Mattula on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:10:00 PST

Why People Pawn their instruments

....."If you came here to get mellow......then turn around and get the fuck out!"I feel like bitching. Im in a shitty mood. WAAhhh....my ass is on fire. Yep. Playing in quite a few very different band...
Posted by The Adventures of Mattula on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:11:00 PST

Old Man Blues, and Slop Bop a Loo Bop a Bing Bam OOM!

Last night I hung out with my brother Jim. We drank and slapped each other around a bit. My little brothers still really want a piece of their big brother! Sorry guys you better form an alliance or ge...
Posted by The Adventures of Mattula on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 11:42:00 PST

My Life Part 4: Fear and Loathing in Upper Perk

So after getting booted out of my final Christian school I sat around a few days in truancy limbo. Hogan..s Hero..s and the Price is Right! Woo Hoo! Later on that week I had a court date to attend for...
Posted by The Adventures of Mattula on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:30:00 PST

My Life Part 7: First Punk Rock Show

There was one girl, Dori who used to hang around. She wasn..t attractive but she was really interesting. She was into some weird shit like witchcraft and bondage. Honestly she kind of scared me a bit....
Posted by The Adventures of Mattula on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 07:38:00 PST

My Life Part 6: Dwyer the Drummer

Chris and I both were into grunge music. Chris had a pretty big collection of music for a kid at our age. Which was 16. Chris introduced me to the Melvins, who where well known to be one of Kurt Cobai...
Posted by The Adventures of Mattula on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 07:32:00 PST

My Life Part 5: David Meets Goliath

I did know one person..my neighbor Ben. Ben was kind of a nerd, but he was so nice that no one really picked on him. My first run in with a public school jock was that day also. One footballish lookin...
Posted by The Adventures of Mattula on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:58:00 PST

Dude....Am I that guy?

Back when I was a teenager at a local show........there where always a few "old" guys hanging out looking creepy. Some of them had come overs and corny metal shirts and stuff that made them look retir...
Posted by The Adventures of Mattula on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:39:00 PST

Saturday Night is right for Fighting!

My brother Jim bought Flyers tickets for this past Saturday night. It was my bithday gift from him. What a cool brother.....right. The seats were the best I've ever had.The Flyers lost in a shoot-out,...
Posted by The Adventures of Mattula on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:29:00 PST

Story of My Life Part 3

Tenth grade started out with a wet fart. I started dating this girl Beth who was just completely out of my league. She was incredible. She was the caliber of woman that men have crashed their cars whi...
Posted by The Adventures of Mattula on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 10:41:00 PST